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Anywhoodles but festive or whatever
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I have approximate knowledge of many things. Don't tell them Ybor City almost killed us again. She/her.
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We're all gonna die, and it'll hurt the whole time, but at least the memes will be fire.
The older I get, the more I think the younger me who wanted to be a witch in the woods had some valid points.
December 3, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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if you have a billion dollars you should be legally designated a dragon and any human can adventure against you
September 10, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Does it count as a thirst post if it's from someone else's account?
November 28, 2025 at 3:02 AM
"Hard Rock Bet is NOT legal in Honduras, although Honduras is the home of several My Bookie servers."
November 27, 2025 at 8:09 PM
On a cruise that has a stop in Belize. My goal is to get a hat or something saying "UnBELIZEable".
November 26, 2025 at 5:01 PM
One of these cruises, Steve and I will be picked for the not so Newlywed game so we can make them regret picking us.
November 25, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Props to that one Cardinals fan with the clown makeup. That color was SOLID.
November 23, 2025 at 10:26 PM
If this Hallmark Bills movie doesn't involve someone jumping through a table, I'm going to miffed.
November 23, 2025 at 1:18 PM
I bought a radio to keep my cat company. The first station that came on was playing Dreams by The Cranberries. The vibes are vibing!
November 22, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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kinda fucked up that the closest thing we have to billionaires patronizing truly great art and building museums and infrastructure is Tony Khan starting a wrestling promotion.
November 19, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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always be there
November 19, 2025 at 4:00 PM
They're doing so many "what are you thankful for" things at work and it's so damn hard to not submit "your mom" or "toilet paper" or something
November 19, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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After an economic crash you always see headlines like What Was Everyone Thinking? What do you mean everyone, most of us are waving our arms and screaming every day, it's a handful of insanely rich assholes who aren't listening
November 13, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Always nice to get a coworker to say "yeah they set your ass up" (headdesk)
November 12, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Happy first day of Learned League! I look forward to getting knocked back down to D Rundle, as is tradition.
November 10, 2025 at 1:54 PM
I'm in AWE at the detail on those tattoos on Maxx Crosby's torso. That's some solid work.
November 7, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Ladies is sickos, too! #aew
November 6, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Every morning, when I leave for work, I tell my cat, "be good and keep an eye on my husband for me." She NODDED in response today.
November 5, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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You have to survive. There are graves to piss on that haven't been dug yet.
November 4, 2025 at 8:27 PM
🦀🦀🦀
November 4, 2025 at 1:17 PM
G Rated Mardi gras. RULES
Having a balcony on Halloween RULES
November 3, 2025 at 1:18 AM
She Engel on my Bert until I Humperdink
November 1, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Having a balcony on Halloween RULES
November 1, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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October 31, 2025 at 10:43 PM