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Anywhoodles but festive or whatever
@anywhoodles.bsky.social
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I have approximate knowledge of many things. Don't tell them Ybor City almost killed us again. She/her.
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AHHHHHH maturity juice
A still from the episode of the show Moral Orel where Orel beholds a glass of scotch/whiskey/whatever instead of dealing with emotions.
September 24, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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Why is Bookshop sending me a slutty amount of Y?
A screenshot of an email from bookshop . Org sending me an email with a subject line of you up? And a text of hey spelled with at least 11 y's
April 27, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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I can't believe the ad people dressed this guy like a red hat lady, complete with a purple shirt!
Screenshot of an ad with a bearded guy in a purple shirt and a red hat. He's smiling and has his hands up.
January 5, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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Apparently I listened to Spotify for exactly 1 day for 199 minutes. Most of the music I listen to is downloaded or on Sirius XM.
Spotify wrapped screenshot saying, "my minutes listened 199 biggest listening day: may 17 with 199 minutes.
December 4, 2024 at 2:55 PM
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A scene from the Simpsons where Homer is eating a huge-ass steak and a caption of "no homer! Don't fill up on bread!" "Huh? Oh right, the steak"
November 27, 2024 at 11:40 PM
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I also got reminded of this photo of me trying on a cat head wayyyy before I had a cat. I think it's more hilarious than vaguely threatening, but upon further review, it does have an "about to do The Purge" vibe.
I'm in a black cat mask that takes up my full head. I have my hands in a paw position, whatever that means.
October 30, 2024 at 1:30 AM
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Reskeet with an image of you where you're vaguely menacing.

Honestly the Coon and Professor Chaos costumes were some of the most intense costumes I've ever done.
I made a costume of professor chaos from South Park. I'm trying to look like mid-cackle but I really look mid-sneeze.
October 30, 2024 at 1:14 AM
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Otto the bus driver from The Simpsons captioned, "hey, this is fun isn't it? We're all gonna die aren't we?"
October 8, 2024 at 11:48 AM
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Apparently I joined on July 4th. Hooray for symbolism!
September 18, 2024 at 1:01 PM
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Post a meme made by you
Louise Belcher slapping Boo Boo from Bob's Burgers. Text reads: you don't have to be lonely at slappers only dot com
September 1, 2024 at 1:20 PM
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Saw my first Cybertruck in the wild. At least the accelerator sticking shouldn't be a problem!
Cybertruck with a white "revive kitchen and bath" wrap parked in front of a business
August 16, 2024 at 10:09 PM
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I see your post and raise you with getting the storm warning while looking at your post
Screenshot of a phone with an emergency alert over an emergency alert
August 4, 2024 at 3:22 PM
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Today I learned Antigua is in Atlantic Time. Also the sun looks bigger here than in Florida.
Picture of the sun rising over the ocean through a cruise ship window. There are some clouds, but the sun still looks huge and yellow.
June 1, 2024 at 10:09 AM
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Search your camera roll for art
A brownish blackish cat is lying on her back within someone's criss-crossed legs. The cat has one paw up to her head, like she's doing a facepalm.
May 14, 2024 at 12:16 AM
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It's why I labeled a box "Violence Store". She's giving out free samples.
A black cat peeking out of a brown cardboard box with "violence store" scrawled on the side in red Marker.
May 5, 2024 at 7:09 PM
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Repost with a banger picture of you
Picture of me wearing dark jeans, blue/green plaid shirt, blue velvet blazer, and dark hat. I'm mimicking a giant crab sculpture that's hanging above me. I think this was taken the day Kissinger died.
April 28, 2024 at 11:31 PM
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I didn't expect to need the restaurant to play "Eye of the Tiger" as I drink something called "brunch punch" but here we are.
Large glass urn containing a drink called "brunch punch" the menu says it serves 3 to 6 people
March 31, 2024 at 2:28 PM
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Happy Flat Fuck Friday to all those who celebrate.
2 alligators at Busch Gardens chilling next to water
March 1, 2024 at 9:55 PM
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I guess? Quotepost with the fictional character you are in your head.
February 17, 2024 at 12:52 AM
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Tweet from @two_sweeet: dude.. Do NOT call AAA if you're broke down on the highway, so I called AAA last night when my tire gave out on I-90 and all that happened was a guy in a brightly colored mask showed up and gave me a hurricanrana.
February 8, 2024 at 1:59 PM
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My own husband knocked me out of the Little Drummer Boy challenge by putting on "The Ice Harvest". But at least I have a delicious margarita in hand.
A delicious margarita
November 25, 2023 at 5:28 PM
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I found out a pair of shorts can fit my sketchbook in the pocket. I want to know how many other pairs fit books!
A red hardcover book peeks out of a pocket in a pair of olive shorts
September 28, 2023 at 1:04 AM
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This is a first round inductee into closed captioning Hall of Fame
A screenshot from the Netflix series Cunk on Earth with the caption "imitating nasal-sounding woodwind"
September 23, 2023 at 12:19 AM
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Time to hurricane prep
Bob Belcher from Bob's Burgers saying "Hey daytime whiskey want to meet my cd collection?"
August 28, 2023 at 10:15 PM
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Anyway, here's Morticia sleeping on the job
A fluffy black cat sleeping belly up on a hardwood floor
July 15, 2023 at 12:17 AM