Reasonable Doubt
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Distinguished Degenerate. Ybor City almost killed us again.
Blindsided by Little Drummer Boy from Kool and the Gang. I was dancing before I realized it.
December 27, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Blindsided by Little Drummer Boy from Kool and the Gang. I was dancing before I realized it.
Got a bottle of Weller 12 for the price of a bottle of Special Reserve, and I'm doing a little dance in the parking lot over it.
My local liquor store has been trying to get the really good bonded stuff from their corporate office for over a year now, so I go in and order some high-priced stuff often enough to stay on their "HEY WE GOT GOOD SHIT COMING IN" list. Just got offered a bottle of Weller 12 Year. HELL YEAH.
December 26, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Got a bottle of Weller 12 for the price of a bottle of Special Reserve, and I'm doing a little dance in the parking lot over it.
Hot dogs and fries on Christmas. Like any normal tradition. The scotch is a blend I got to make out of several Johnnie Walker casks during a really fun seminar.
December 25, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Hot dogs and fries on Christmas. Like any normal tradition. The scotch is a blend I got to make out of several Johnnie Walker casks during a really fun seminar.
1.7 billion on a single lottery ticket. Ok Christmas Eve. In Arkansas.
How many streaming services are sending people on Christmas morning to be the first to get this person a reality show?
How many streaming services are sending people on Christmas morning to be the first to get this person a reality show?
December 25, 2025 at 8:08 AM
1.7 billion on a single lottery ticket. Ok Christmas Eve. In Arkansas.
How many streaming services are sending people on Christmas morning to be the first to get this person a reality show?
How many streaming services are sending people on Christmas morning to be the first to get this person a reality show?
I'm awake in that little window between drunk and hungover, watching silly YouTube videos.
And some dipshit out there just broke a finger putting together a bike.
I win.
And some dipshit out there just broke a finger putting together a bike.
I win.
December 25, 2025 at 7:54 AM
I'm awake in that little window between drunk and hungover, watching silly YouTube videos.
And some dipshit out there just broke a finger putting together a bike.
I win.
And some dipshit out there just broke a finger putting together a bike.
I win.
Dropping an "I'm going to send your ass back to MySpace, old man" because at 43 I'm the youngest in my fantasy league.
December 24, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Dropping an "I'm going to send your ass back to MySpace, old man" because at 43 I'm the youngest in my fantasy league.
It's Christmas! Hooray for profit! #HailGamblor
December 24, 2025 at 10:46 PM
It's Christmas! Hooray for profit! #HailGamblor
🎶Look at how hot my wife is 🎶
December 24, 2025 at 5:55 PM
🎶Look at how hot my wife is 🎶
Christmas Eve at the track. A tradition unlike any other.
December 24, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Christmas Eve at the track. A tradition unlike any other.
Anyway, enough of that nonsense.
It's Christmas Eve! Time to engage in one of my most favorite traditions - Let's go to the horse track!
It's Christmas Eve! Time to engage in one of my most favorite traditions - Let's go to the horse track!
December 24, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Anyway, enough of that nonsense.
It's Christmas Eve! Time to engage in one of my most favorite traditions - Let's go to the horse track!
It's Christmas Eve! Time to engage in one of my most favorite traditions - Let's go to the horse track!
Waking up on Christmas Eve to see the President hate-posting all night that a newspaper should be "dealt with and stopped" and a comedian should be "put to sleep" is...
...goddammit. I hate this timeline.
...goddammit. I hate this timeline.
December 24, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Waking up on Christmas Eve to see the President hate-posting all night that a newspaper should be "dealt with and stopped" and a comedian should be "put to sleep" is...
...goddammit. I hate this timeline.
...goddammit. I hate this timeline.
A Lou Rawls version of Little Drummer Boy on the 23rd is a fun way to go.
December 24, 2025 at 1:22 AM
A Lou Rawls version of Little Drummer Boy on the 23rd is a fun way to go.
I was today years old when I found out that "This thing which tells time" in the stock of the Red Ryder BB Gun was a sundial.
December 23, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I was today years old when I found out that "This thing which tells time" in the stock of the Red Ryder BB Gun was a sundial.
Neighbors packing up their car with luggage on the doorbell camera means LOUD AS FUCK CHRISTMAS CAROLS TONIGHT BABY
December 23, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Neighbors packing up their car with luggage on the doorbell camera means LOUD AS FUCK CHRISTMAS CAROLS TONIGHT BABY
He just wants his kids back!
Thomas Jane will be playing a "young" Bones McCoy in the Strange New Worlds series finale, even though he's a decade older than DeForest Kelley was when Star Trek debuted in 1966.
‘Star Trek’: Thomas Jane Cast as Dr. “Bones” McCoy in ‘Strange New Worlds’
Bones is one of two legacy characters coming to the Paramount+ series.
www.hollywoodreporter.com
December 23, 2025 at 7:18 PM
He just wants his kids back!
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Daddy on them slopes
During a press conference, Marco Rubio was unusually energized, restless, with rapid speech, visible agitation, dilated pupils, excessive sweating, jaw tension, frequent sniffing, and an intense emotional presentation reflected in rigid posture and exaggerated gestures. ❄️⛷️☃️
December 23, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Daddy on them slopes
The idea that the bulk of the Epstein files leaks are because the federal government is either too stupid or too cheap to use actual redaction software is...
....well, it's pretty fucking predictable.
....well, it's pretty fucking predictable.
December 23, 2025 at 12:56 PM
The idea that the bulk of the Epstein files leaks are because the federal government is either too stupid or too cheap to use actual redaction software is...
....well, it's pretty fucking predictable.
....well, it's pretty fucking predictable.
I'm not an expert on religion or anything, but I'm going to guess the God conservatives pretend to believe in doesn't get along well with the rapper who said her reproductive organ was like macaroni in the pot.
December 22, 2025 at 11:19 AM
I'm not an expert on religion or anything, but I'm going to guess the God conservatives pretend to believe in doesn't get along well with the rapper who said her reproductive organ was like macaroni in the pot.
December 21, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Brunch was at a place where they give you your check in a book. Kim decided to have fun.
December 21, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Brunch was at a place where they give you your check in a book. Kim decided to have fun.
Look at this wonderful woman. How did she end up settling for my dumb ass?
December 20, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Look at this wonderful woman. How did she end up settling for my dumb ass?
Beverage Goblin Brunch!
December 20, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Beverage Goblin Brunch!
Two pots of tea, two Campfire Old Fashioneds, bottle of bubbly on the way.
Get your happiness.
Get your happiness.
December 20, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Two pots of tea, two Campfire Old Fashioneds, bottle of bubbly on the way.
Get your happiness.
Get your happiness.
Found a signed copy of @themountaingoats.bsky.social book in my local book store. Immediate buy, even though I'm 95% sure my wife already has a copy.
December 20, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Found a signed copy of @themountaingoats.bsky.social book in my local book store. Immediate buy, even though I'm 95% sure my wife already has a copy.
Couples massage, champagne brunch, apparently I said yes to a Zoo trip this afternoon. It's a good day to have a good day, y'all.
December 20, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Couples massage, champagne brunch, apparently I said yes to a Zoo trip this afternoon. It's a good day to have a good day, y'all.