Noah
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Noah
@anyschulz.net
Nerd of all trades.
pfp by the great @lubchansky.bsky.social
@theonion.com DOES NOT MISS. Not Sure How They Deal With Criminals In Your Town, But ’Round Here We Use A Restorative Justice Process — theonion.com/not-sure-how...
Not Sure How They Deal With Criminals In Your Town, But ’Round Here We Use A Restorative Justice Process
Well, well, well. What have we got here? Another city slicker who thinks he can waltz into my town and start causin’ all sorts of trouble. I’d be careful if I was you, fella. Because however they do t...
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November 13, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Aurora Borealis over Cambridge MA!
November 12, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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If you care about housing & childcare affordability, safer streets, sustainability, and protecting immigrant residents, I’m asking for your #1 vote.

Let’s bring this home and keep fighting for a Cambridge that works for all of us
November 4, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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Today is Election Day! Polls are open until 8pm.

I’ve never been successfully re-elected before—I lost my last re-election by a handful of votes. I’m hoping to change that today
November 4, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Happy election day everybody! #CambridgeMA #JivanforCambridge
November 4, 2025 at 2:51 PM
@trashfuture.bsky.social is that another original Dean Koontz in the background?
TIL this is what Dean Koontz looks like, and also that his Instagram captions reveal the heart of a shitposter
October 30, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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TIL this is what Dean Koontz looks like, and also that his Instagram captions reveal the heart of a shitposter
October 30, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Eric and the Coat Of Many Different Locations
You guys do yourself a favor and look at what Eric Adams wore to Rosh Hashanah services at the Sephardic Lebanese Congregation
September 23, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Great time seeing Sebadoh at The Middle East last night
September 22, 2025 at 11:46 AM
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You want to be alive, but they want you dead. We’re a new, well, funded democratic group that thinks you can meet them halfway.
September 17, 2025 at 2:07 PM
September 3, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I'm looking forward to next Wednesday where I might be able to tell dershowitz to fuck off while waiting in a long line for pierogi defector.com/are-you-awar...
Are You Aware Of The Alan Dershowitz Martha's Vineyard Pierogi Situation? | Defector
It is perhaps unfair to the rest of humanity to slot Alan Dershowitz in as a specific type of guy. He fits into a number of variously rancid cohorts—Inner Circle Jeffrey Epstein Associates; Celebrity ...
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August 7, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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The algo obviously HATES us talking about this.

So would you do us a favour and share?

UK Media Shifts Tone on Gaza - #BrokenNews
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UK Media Shifts Tone on Gaza - #BrokenNews
YouTube video by Larry & Paul
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July 27, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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আর অবশ্যই — আমাদের প্রিয় সিটি কাউন্সিল সদস্য, জেলা ৩৯-এর শাহানা হানিফ-কে আবারও নির্বাচিত করুন।
And of course — re-elect our beloved City Council Member from District 39, Shahana Hanif.

চলুন একসাথে ভোট দিই — এক হাসি-খুশি নিউ ইয়র্ক-এর জন্য।
Let’s vote together — for a hashi khushi New York. 🇧🇩🗽
June 22, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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Cave Wall CEO: The next generation of shadows will accurately depict real life
May 23, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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It’s time this city empowered small businesses—not bury them in fines, fees and endless bureaucracy.

Here’s my plan.
May 18, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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Help us report this fundraiser on Eventbrite for violating their community guidelines. Transphobes get fucked.
Anti trans fundraiser in Cambridge that trans allies should know about @erininthemorning.com @universalhub.com @parkermolloy.com
May 14, 2025 at 10:25 PM
May 8, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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“And I’m like, what do you mean, you ‘do your own research’? You running a double-blind study in your living room, dawg?”
- A guy walking ahead of me with his friends on a NYC sidewalk in 2021, also my favorite overheard dialogue of the entire pandemic
April 30, 2025 at 11:36 AM
April 10, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
March 5, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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A good studio leaves you feeling good ❤️
March 5, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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When you are in fundamental opposition to politics, institutions, and structures, being hopeless and helpless doesn't get us very far. Resistance, struggle, and radical politics are pragmatic practices. Doing what we can is all we can do. And it can be a lot.

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A Commons in the Master's House
Almost everyone who reads these words is an institutional insider in some form. Those of us who aspire toward transformation, liberation, and resistance from ou
papers.ssrn.com
February 5, 2025 at 11:38 AM