juck
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juck
@antidepressant.bsky.social
· May 10
instead of jacking my shit now, I can just hold a vacuum sealer up to the tip and suck the cum out. it's so much more efficient. AI has truly taken everything from me
You better guess that if I sense any threat I'll call nine eleven on your scary ass, no capitulation
January 21, 2026 at 5:24 PM
You better guess that if I sense any threat I'll call nine eleven on your scary ass, no capitulation
Putin has often commented on my 52 beautiful posts while standing in parliament, as naked and lubricated as a newborn giraffe
January 18, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Putin has often commented on my 52 beautiful posts while standing in parliament, as naked and lubricated as a newborn giraffe
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you wont believe your eyes—The Masturbating Roach . People come from far and wide to see him "Do his thing" . Sponsored by Topgolf
June 7, 2025 at 7:40 PM
you wont believe your eyes—The Masturbating Roach . People come from far and wide to see him "Do his thing" . Sponsored by Topgolf
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As screenwriter of the Labubu movie I want to clear up some misconceptions. Yes, technically they do eat human flesh, but only necrotic tissue around wounds. Doctors use them to clean up injuries and promote positive health outcomes. Labubus are humanity’s allies, except for evil Labubus of course
January 17, 2026 at 6:48 PM
As screenwriter of the Labubu movie I want to clear up some misconceptions. Yes, technically they do eat human flesh, but only necrotic tissue around wounds. Doctors use them to clean up injuries and promote positive health outcomes. Labubus are humanity’s allies, except for evil Labubus of course
There will be a full chapter on Gender Identity in my upcoming book, "The Art of War 2"
January 18, 2026 at 5:14 PM
There will be a full chapter on Gender Identity in my upcoming book, "The Art of War 2"
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Asking to use your bathroom and firing off a dozen posts like "Straight passing people love hiding their lotion" while I'm in there for 45 minutes
January 9, 2026 at 10:29 AM
Asking to use your bathroom and firing off a dozen posts like "Straight passing people love hiding their lotion" while I'm in there for 45 minutes
We finally finished the machine that makes Sherlock Holmes a real guy last night, but a little past 1 am Sherlock got access to a fidget spinner and, pupils dilated and reflective like an alligator's, he ran away forevermore
January 10, 2026 at 5:46 AM
We finally finished the machine that makes Sherlock Holmes a real guy last night, but a little past 1 am Sherlock got access to a fidget spinner and, pupils dilated and reflective like an alligator's, he ran away forevermore
The word 'cigarette' implies the existence of a much larger 'cigar'
January 5, 2026 at 4:25 PM
The word 'cigarette' implies the existence of a much larger 'cigar'
Humans were put on this earth to play Rubiks Cube and Fart and if you don't know how to do the first one i have bad news for you
December 30, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Humans were put on this earth to play Rubiks Cube and Fart and if you don't know how to do the first one i have bad news for you
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Yet another of my accursed paintings has become reality #OddlySatisfying
December 24, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Yet another of my accursed paintings has become reality #OddlySatisfying
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a grinch is the offspring of a who and a sneetch. and like a mule, is genetically sterile
December 24, 2025 at 3:13 PM
a grinch is the offspring of a who and a sneetch. and like a mule, is genetically sterile
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Dog sized lump on my dog
June 5, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Dog sized lump on my dog
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If I ever run into that Frankenstein’s Monster bozo, I’d say, “Fire bad? For who? Fire keep wolf at bay. Fire warm bones at night.” It’s amateur hour with this guy.
October 10, 2025 at 2:18 AM
If I ever run into that Frankenstein’s Monster bozo, I’d say, “Fire bad? For who? Fire keep wolf at bay. Fire warm bones at night.” It’s amateur hour with this guy.
@grok You have to help me. merry Christmas
December 24, 2025 at 5:33 PM
@grok You have to help me. merry Christmas
Jerry: Hey Elaine, I heard you had your big trash compactor licensing exam today. How did it go?
Elaine: It went great, I totally crushed it. [LAUGH TRACK]
Can anyone hear me? im lost in a maze
Elaine: It went great, I totally crushed it. [LAUGH TRACK]
Can anyone hear me? im lost in a maze
December 19, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Jerry: Hey Elaine, I heard you had your big trash compactor licensing exam today. How did it go?
Elaine: It went great, I totally crushed it. [LAUGH TRACK]
Can anyone hear me? im lost in a maze
Elaine: It went great, I totally crushed it. [LAUGH TRACK]
Can anyone hear me? im lost in a maze
The two lads who make all the Bakewell tarts have announced that they'll be announcing a new one in 2026 Q2: the Marmite bakewell... Derbyshire more like Fuckshire
December 18, 2025 at 5:08 PM
The two lads who make all the Bakewell tarts have announced that they'll be announcing a new one in 2026 Q2: the Marmite bakewell... Derbyshire more like Fuckshire
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(barely audible from inside the cube) hey!! I'm inside the cube!!
December 11, 2025 at 11:02 PM
(barely audible from inside the cube) hey!! I'm inside the cube!!
You got to be careful.... Im going to let my demon headmate out ..... You can't handle his posts...
December 9, 2025 at 5:10 PM
You got to be careful.... Im going to let my demon headmate out ..... You can't handle his posts...
uhh , ok itiot, Watch this 😏 *my nose begins bleeding* thats it thats my trick
December 2, 2025 at 1:37 PM
uhh , ok itiot, Watch this 😏 *my nose begins bleeding* thats it thats my trick
why cand i see this shit @grok can You help me
November 28, 2025 at 6:09 PM
why cand i see this shit @grok can You help me
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emerging from the mists to slap your phone out of your hand
May 30, 2024 at 8:29 PM
emerging from the mists to slap your phone out of your hand