juck
@antidepressant.bsky.social
I'm so smart and i'm really very smart. he/him
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juck
@antidepressant.bsky.social
· May 10
instead of jacking my shit now, I can just hold a vacuum sealer up to the tip and suck the cum out. it's so much more efficient. AI has truly taken everything from me
why cand i see this shit @grok can You help me
November 28, 2025 at 6:09 PM
why cand i see this shit @grok can You help me
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emerging from the mists to slap your phone out of your hand
May 30, 2024 at 8:29 PM
emerging from the mists to slap your phone out of your hand
every day I unroll a marlboro and pour it into my tea diffuser (shaped like a lily pad) and I drink my tea before doing anything. and this is how I've achieved my long life of 20 years #GRWM
November 26, 2025 at 2:46 PM
every day I unroll a marlboro and pour it into my tea diffuser (shaped like a lily pad) and I drink my tea before doing anything. and this is how I've achieved my long life of 20 years #GRWM
thinking about adding all the fictionkin 18-20 year olds with a ryu number above 4 to a group DM and then leaving
November 18, 2025 at 3:56 AM
thinking about adding all the fictionkin 18-20 year olds with a ryu number above 4 to a group DM and then leaving
my favorite color? green. I'm red/green colorblind btw
November 1, 2025 at 3:42 PM
my favorite color? green. I'm red/green colorblind btw
rural people are always like, How many graveyards do you pass on your commute? I pass 5. How many 'yards do you pass? #HalloweenSpecial #Yardwatch
October 31, 2025 at 8:12 PM
rural people are always like, How many graveyards do you pass on your commute? I pass 5. How many 'yards do you pass? #HalloweenSpecial #Yardwatch
October 16, 2025 at 3:12 AM
imagine if DRIL wrote a coffee table book. I'd buy a Coffee Table just to put it on... and then I could finally trick grandma into looking at all my favorite posts
October 16, 2025 at 3:03 AM
imagine if DRIL wrote a coffee table book. I'd buy a Coffee Table just to put it on... and then I could finally trick grandma into looking at all my favorite posts
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logging the bible on goodreads. 3.5 stars
October 16, 2025 at 2:32 AM
logging the bible on goodreads. 3.5 stars
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Kid’s gonna be chasing this high the rest of his life. It’ll ruin relationships. Destroy his credit. Probably turn him into an alcoholic. Dudes rock.z
October 15, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Kid’s gonna be chasing this high the rest of his life. It’ll ruin relationships. Destroy his credit. Probably turn him into an alcoholic. Dudes rock.z
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you cant read auras stupid ass . you can barely read English
May 11, 2025 at 9:11 AM
you cant read auras stupid ass . you can barely read English
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you wont believe your eyes—The Masturbating Roach . People come from far and wide to see him "Do his thing" . Sponsored by Topgolf
June 7, 2025 at 7:40 PM
you wont believe your eyes—The Masturbating Roach . People come from far and wide to see him "Do his thing" . Sponsored by Topgolf
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*very wise* an uma musumse, if you shaved her, would appear as nothing more than a simple bilby... know this fact and learn it well, my son
the son: ok dad
the son: ok dad
October 16, 2025 at 1:37 AM
*very wise* an uma musumse, if you shaved her, would appear as nothing more than a simple bilby... know this fact and learn it well, my son
the son: ok dad
the son: ok dad
I went to LIBERAL ARTS COLLEGE AND CAME BACK TRANSGENDER BECAUSE FOR THE FIRST TIME I SAW UP CLOSE THE SORT OF HAPPY, GENTLE PERSON I COULD BE IF I STOPPED DENYING MYSELF ALL THE THINGS I TOLD MYSELF I WASN'T ALLOWED TO HAVE, and all I got was this lousy BACHELOR'S DEGREE
October 3, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I went to LIBERAL ARTS COLLEGE AND CAME BACK TRANSGENDER BECAUSE FOR THE FIRST TIME I SAW UP CLOSE THE SORT OF HAPPY, GENTLE PERSON I COULD BE IF I STOPPED DENYING MYSELF ALL THE THINGS I TOLD MYSELF I WASN'T ALLOWED TO HAVE, and all I got was this lousy BACHELOR'S DEGREE
[at a cookout with the boys] heh... time to enjoy a little day drinking... [pulls a flask from my inner pocket] i guess it really is 5:00 somewhere [the boys take my flask to have a drink] no wait [tiny rolled up bible pages begin falling out] NO MY SCRIPTURE
[gets shot in the chest] heh... you fool... [pulls a bible from my inner pocket] i guess god really did have my back [the bible starts leaking] NO MY WHISKEY
September 28, 2025 at 8:17 PM
[at a cookout with the boys] heh... time to enjoy a little day drinking... [pulls a flask from my inner pocket] i guess it really is 5:00 somewhere [the boys take my flask to have a drink] no wait [tiny rolled up bible pages begin falling out] NO MY SCRIPTURE
![Bent construction paper on which is written in childish handwriting "I am sorry for contributing to goble [stet] warming." There's also a frowny face.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:emz2dxozv7e652i5oczl3u6r/bafkreidnf6dqngq3uvcv5vyki4typgsiicwc6po3lrgktl5unc6lhisoay@jpeg)
do you think king lear had his fool in the room during sex
September 23, 2025 at 1:05 AM
do you think king lear had his fool in the room during sex
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we have to stop kira... with the power of democracy. in three years we can all make sure to cast our ballots for someone who will only write tens of thousands of names instead of hundreds of thousands. this... is death vote
September 22, 2025 at 2:52 PM
we have to stop kira... with the power of democracy. in three years we can all make sure to cast our ballots for someone who will only write tens of thousands of names instead of hundreds of thousands. this... is death vote
my 8 year old nephew asked if I had anything "more stimulating" than shrek 2 so I put on eraserhead for him and now he wants to go as the eraserhead baby for halloween. my sister gets back in an hour. he isn't allowed to watch surrealism. please help
September 18, 2025 at 3:04 PM
my 8 year old nephew asked if I had anything "more stimulating" than shrek 2 so I put on eraserhead for him and now he wants to go as the eraserhead baby for halloween. my sister gets back in an hour. he isn't allowed to watch surrealism. please help
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God bless the troops and all, but shower sex is actually the fuken worst
August 5, 2025 at 1:10 PM
God bless the troops and all, but shower sex is actually the fuken worst
*seeing an AI generated image of a dog covered in blood* come on. that's clearly ketchup
August 5, 2025 at 10:05 PM
*seeing an AI generated image of a dog covered in blood* come on. that's clearly ketchup
and is the lack of intermittent metal pipe falling sound... diegetic? 10 hours
June 27, 2025 at 11:13 PM
and is the lack of intermittent metal pipe falling sound... diegetic? 10 hours
I'm here, I'm queer, and ladies... I'm pansexual
June 23, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I'm here, I'm queer, and ladies... I'm pansexual