Angriest Turtle
@angriestturtle.bsky.social
I'm the angriest turtle you will ever fucking meet.
Fascists are on the menu.
Fascists are on the menu.
Pinned
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Do you think the fascists are trying to race to ensure they can control the country because Trump's old as shit, and once he dies MAGA (hopefully) does too?
February 14, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Do you think the fascists are trying to race to ensure they can control the country because Trump's old as shit, and once he dies MAGA (hopefully) does too?
So happy to see we just got back Marc Fogel from Russia by swapping him for a money laundering asshat.
I wonder how Russia will respond to Trump's ass-kissing?
ground.news/article/us-c...
I guess Putin just thought, "Is he dumb enough to do it twice?"
I wonder how Russia will respond to Trump's ass-kissing?
ground.news/article/us-c...
I guess Putin just thought, "Is he dumb enough to do it twice?"
Ground News - US citizen detained in Russia for drug possession, says state media
By Katharina Krebs and Max Saltman, CNN (CNN) — Russian customs service detained a 28-year-old US citizen at Vnukovo Airport in Moscow for possession of cannabi
ground.news
February 14, 2025 at 8:33 PM
So happy to see we just got back Marc Fogel from Russia by swapping him for a money laundering asshat.
I wonder how Russia will respond to Trump's ass-kissing?
ground.news/article/us-c...
I guess Putin just thought, "Is he dumb enough to do it twice?"
I wonder how Russia will respond to Trump's ass-kissing?
ground.news/article/us-c...
I guess Putin just thought, "Is he dumb enough to do it twice?"
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REPOST if you support our federal workforce and know how dedicated they are to their jobs. Show them you appreciate them!
February 14, 2025 at 1:15 AM
REPOST if you support our federal workforce and know how dedicated they are to their jobs. Show them you appreciate them!
Does Elon Musk parading his son around count as him using a human shield?
February 13, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Does Elon Musk parading his son around count as him using a human shield?
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Proud to be one of the 350 rabbis signing this statement — an ad in the NYT today and a declaration of our values.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
For more—and to sign— go to
saynotoethniccleansing.org
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
For more—and to sign— go to
saynotoethniccleansing.org
February 13, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Proud to be one of the 350 rabbis signing this statement — an ad in the NYT today and a declaration of our values.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
For more—and to sign— go to
saynotoethniccleansing.org
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
For more—and to sign— go to
saynotoethniccleansing.org
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the left can accurately be defined as people who have made fun of me online. here’s why they’re responsible for everything going wrong
February 12, 2025 at 3:54 PM
the left can accurately be defined as people who have made fun of me online. here’s why they’re responsible for everything going wrong
Glad to see they are protecting women's sports by... being misogynist.
If you are interested, watch Some More New's and Big Joel's reviews of Lady Ballers. They cover the misogyny built into the right's transphobia.
youtu.be/ICqdduW8JbY?...
youtu.be/nrsysN_LBoo?...
youtu.be/znpO7oknOlE?...
If you are interested, watch Some More New's and Big Joel's reviews of Lady Ballers. They cover the misogyny built into the right's transphobia.
youtu.be/ICqdduW8JbY?...
youtu.be/nrsysN_LBoo?...
youtu.be/znpO7oknOlE?...
February 12, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Glad to see they are protecting women's sports by... being misogynist.
If you are interested, watch Some More New's and Big Joel's reviews of Lady Ballers. They cover the misogyny built into the right's transphobia.
youtu.be/ICqdduW8JbY?...
youtu.be/nrsysN_LBoo?...
youtu.be/znpO7oknOlE?...
If you are interested, watch Some More New's and Big Joel's reviews of Lady Ballers. They cover the misogyny built into the right's transphobia.
youtu.be/ICqdduW8JbY?...
youtu.be/nrsysN_LBoo?...
youtu.be/znpO7oknOlE?...
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Statement from our @jeffhauser.bsky.social:
"DOGE is merely memeified Project 2025. And President Trump was repeatedly explicit on the campaign trail – he was not running on Project 2025. A presidency won by disavowing Project 2025 cannot be said to have any mandate for implementing it."
"DOGE is merely memeified Project 2025. And President Trump was repeatedly explicit on the campaign trail – he was not running on Project 2025. A presidency won by disavowing Project 2025 cannot be said to have any mandate for implementing it."
Trump Disavowed Project 2025, So Stop Saying There is a Mandate for DOGE | Revolving Door Project
DOGE is merely memeified Project 2025. And President Trump was repeatedly explicit on the campaign trail – he was not running on Project 2025. So why does Musk claim a mandate?
therevolvingdoorproject.org
February 12, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Statement from our @jeffhauser.bsky.social:
"DOGE is merely memeified Project 2025. And President Trump was repeatedly explicit on the campaign trail – he was not running on Project 2025. A presidency won by disavowing Project 2025 cannot be said to have any mandate for implementing it."
"DOGE is merely memeified Project 2025. And President Trump was repeatedly explicit on the campaign trail – he was not running on Project 2025. A presidency won by disavowing Project 2025 cannot be said to have any mandate for implementing it."
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Bernie Sanders: "They will use the enormous media operations they own to deflect attention away from the impact of their policies while they entertain us to death."
February 11, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Bernie Sanders: "They will use the enormous media operations they own to deflect attention away from the impact of their policies while they entertain us to death."
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They are angry that a judge restored a public website providing life-saving resources from the CDC, FDA, and HHS.
February 11, 2025 at 7:59 PM
They are angry that a judge restored a public website providing life-saving resources from the CDC, FDA, and HHS.
"Founded in 2003 by Karp and Trump donor Peter Thiel, Palantir supplies data analysis software—called “spy tech” by its critics—to governments and companies."
Sometimes, you just read something so unpleasant and wonder, "How could that get worse?"
Sometimes, you just read something so unpleasant and wonder, "How could that get worse?"
February 11, 2025 at 6:26 PM
"Founded in 2003 by Karp and Trump donor Peter Thiel, Palantir supplies data analysis software—called “spy tech” by its critics—to governments and companies."
Sometimes, you just read something so unpleasant and wonder, "How could that get worse?"
Sometimes, you just read something so unpleasant and wonder, "How could that get worse?"
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Donald Trump self-owns:
"A bully is the weakest person...the weakest people are bullies."
"A bully is the weakest person...the weakest people are bullies."
February 11, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Donald Trump self-owns:
"A bully is the weakest person...the weakest people are bullies."
"A bully is the weakest person...the weakest people are bullies."
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February 11, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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JUST IN:
Federal judges orders HHS, CDC, and FDA to restore “by no later than 11:59 pm” today their websites and datasets to pre-January 30th status.
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
Federal judges orders HHS, CDC, and FDA to restore “by no later than 11:59 pm” today their websites and datasets to pre-January 30th status.
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
storage.courtlistener.com
February 11, 2025 at 5:24 PM
JUST IN:
Federal judges orders HHS, CDC, and FDA to restore “by no later than 11:59 pm” today their websites and datasets to pre-January 30th status.
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
Federal judges orders HHS, CDC, and FDA to restore “by no later than 11:59 pm” today their websites and datasets to pre-January 30th status.
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
Hamas: Hey, you aren't letting us back into Northern Gaza, and Trump said he will own this place. We will not release more hostages until you hold up your end of the ceasefire.
Israel: Netanyahu says ceasefire will end if Hamas does not return hostages by Saturday noon
ground.news/article/isra...
Israel: Netanyahu says ceasefire will end if Hamas does not return hostages by Saturday noon
ground.news/article/isra...
Ground News - Israel's Netanyahu says ceasefire will end if Hamas does not return hostages by Saturday noon
Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu said on Tuesday that the ceasefire in Gaza would end if Hamas did not return hostages held in the enclave by noon on S
ground.news
February 11, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Hamas: Hey, you aren't letting us back into Northern Gaza, and Trump said he will own this place. We will not release more hostages until you hold up your end of the ceasefire.
Israel: Netanyahu says ceasefire will end if Hamas does not return hostages by Saturday noon
ground.news/article/isra...
Israel: Netanyahu says ceasefire will end if Hamas does not return hostages by Saturday noon
ground.news/article/isra...
I like how Hegseth is trying to gaslight people. Fort Bragg was originally named after a confederate traitor.
Now it's named after a WWII hero.
I guarantee MAGA will try and claim that the fort built in 1918 was named after the WWII soldier originally.
www.defense.gov/News/Release...
Now it's named after a WWII hero.
I guarantee MAGA will try and claim that the fort built in 1918 was named after the WWII soldier originally.
www.defense.gov/News/Release...
Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth Renames Fort Liberty to Fort Roland L. Bragg
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth signed a memorandum renaming Fort Liberty in North Carolina to Fort Roland L. Bragg.
www.defense.gov
February 11, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I like how Hegseth is trying to gaslight people. Fort Bragg was originally named after a confederate traitor.
Now it's named after a WWII hero.
I guarantee MAGA will try and claim that the fort built in 1918 was named after the WWII soldier originally.
www.defense.gov/News/Release...
Now it's named after a WWII hero.
I guarantee MAGA will try and claim that the fort built in 1918 was named after the WWII soldier originally.
www.defense.gov/News/Release...
Just me always waiting for the GOP and MAGA to come crumbling down like the Fall of the House of Usher.
February 11, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Just me always waiting for the GOP and MAGA to come crumbling down like the Fall of the House of Usher.
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Calling it now, It's Always Sunny's title for their episode on this Super Bowl will be "The Gang Rigs the Super Bowl."
Charlie is leading the charge, and his motive is to GUARENTEE the Eagles beat the Chiefs THIS time.
Charlie is leading the charge, and his motive is to GUARENTEE the Eagles beat the Chiefs THIS time.
February 10, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Calling it now, It's Always Sunny's title for their episode on this Super Bowl will be "The Gang Rigs the Super Bowl."
Charlie is leading the charge, and his motive is to GUARENTEE the Eagles beat the Chiefs THIS time.
Charlie is leading the charge, and his motive is to GUARENTEE the Eagles beat the Chiefs THIS time.
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Weak men cannot compromise. Weak men cannot build consensus. Weak men think that leadership means force. Weak men build nothing that lasts.
February 8, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Weak men cannot compromise. Weak men cannot build consensus. Weak men think that leadership means force. Weak men build nothing that lasts.
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"Deny, defend, depose"
Seen on an Elon Musk mural in Brownsville, Texas
Seen on an Elon Musk mural in Brownsville, Texas
February 7, 2025 at 3:18 PM
"Deny, defend, depose"
Seen on an Elon Musk mural in Brownsville, Texas
Seen on an Elon Musk mural in Brownsville, Texas
