Angriest Turtle
@angriestturtle.bsky.social
I'm the angriest turtle you will ever fucking meet.
Fascists are on the menu.
Fascists are on the menu.
I guess the old fuck is concerned he'll trip on an uneven patch of grass and break a hip.
February 14, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I guess the old fuck is concerned he'll trip on an uneven patch of grass and break a hip.
Oh yes, RFK Jr, the latest DEI hire from Trump who's bringing in diverse opinions from the underrepresented brain worms population.
Underrepresented... for now.
Underrepresented... for now.
February 14, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Oh yes, RFK Jr, the latest DEI hire from Trump who's bringing in diverse opinions from the underrepresented brain worms population.
Underrepresented... for now.
Underrepresented... for now.
Phase 1 of what?
The next plague?
The next plague?
February 14, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Phase 1 of what?
The next plague?
The next plague?
I'm pretty sure Dems are coming out and condemning the quid pro quo that happened right in front of us.
No one is giving them the megaphone or people are just not looking.
No one is giving them the megaphone or people are just not looking.
February 14, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I'm pretty sure Dems are coming out and condemning the quid pro quo that happened right in front of us.
No one is giving them the megaphone or people are just not looking.
No one is giving them the megaphone or people are just not looking.
Man, I didn't know there were so many formal ways to say "Go fuck yourself."
February 14, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Man, I didn't know there were so many formal ways to say "Go fuck yourself."
Oh, now they respect name changes. What fucking jokes
February 14, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Oh, now they respect name changes. What fucking jokes
Not a good sign when the pigs know shit is fucked.
February 14, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Not a good sign when the pigs know shit is fucked.
Love how the jackass admits he doesn't know the law.
Republicans are such jokes.
Except, I think we need to give them a punchline.
Republicans are such jokes.
Except, I think we need to give them a punchline.
February 14, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Love how the jackass admits he doesn't know the law.
Republicans are such jokes.
Except, I think we need to give them a punchline.
Republicans are such jokes.
Except, I think we need to give them a punchline.
That, plus the commercial real estate industry is insanely profitable.
If people need fewer offices spaces, that entire multi-billion dollar industry starts to tank.
If people need fewer offices spaces, that entire multi-billion dollar industry starts to tank.
February 13, 2025 at 10:45 PM
That, plus the commercial real estate industry is insanely profitable.
If people need fewer offices spaces, that entire multi-billion dollar industry starts to tank.
If people need fewer offices spaces, that entire multi-billion dollar industry starts to tank.
Can't believe John had the audacity to say we are the global leader in healthcare.
Ya, 5 great healthcare... for those who can afford it.
Since most can't, we get jack shit, and his solution would be to make rural communities pay MORE?
I'm going to throw up on this man and give him the plague.
Ya, 5 great healthcare... for those who can afford it.
Since most can't, we get jack shit, and his solution would be to make rural communities pay MORE?
I'm going to throw up on this man and give him the plague.
February 13, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Can't believe John had the audacity to say we are the global leader in healthcare.
Ya, 5 great healthcare... for those who can afford it.
Since most can't, we get jack shit, and his solution would be to make rural communities pay MORE?
I'm going to throw up on this man and give him the plague.
Ya, 5 great healthcare... for those who can afford it.
Since most can't, we get jack shit, and his solution would be to make rural communities pay MORE?
I'm going to throw up on this man and give him the plague.
I find it funny when I see large accounts quote post accounts I have already blocked.
Rather vindicating.
Rather vindicating.
February 13, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I find it funny when I see large accounts quote post accounts I have already blocked.
Rather vindicating.
Rather vindicating.
Predictable these creeps don't like a paper trail.
February 13, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Predictable these creeps don't like a paper trail.
Never in a million years would I ever think I would agree with that dictator in anything, but in the year of the Lord 2025...
Here we are.
Here we are.
February 13, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Never in a million years would I ever think I would agree with that dictator in anything, but in the year of the Lord 2025...
Here we are.
Here we are.
I know turtles are slow but if Mitch is just now realizing he fucked up it's a bit too late since the fascist is in the WH ffs.
February 13, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I know turtles are slow but if Mitch is just now realizing he fucked up it's a bit too late since the fascist is in the WH ffs.
Just in time for the new bird flu to start spreading human to human!
I give it about a month before some major catastrophic public health event happens and Kennedy sides with the disease.
I give it about a month before some major catastrophic public health event happens and Kennedy sides with the disease.
February 13, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Just in time for the new bird flu to start spreading human to human!
I give it about a month before some major catastrophic public health event happens and Kennedy sides with the disease.
I give it about a month before some major catastrophic public health event happens and Kennedy sides with the disease.
What are the odds Trump fires the FBI inspector general within 48 hours?
February 13, 2025 at 2:56 PM
What are the odds Trump fires the FBI inspector general within 48 hours?
I mean, we have seen they are effective explosive devices.
February 13, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I mean, we have seen they are effective explosive devices.
I'm sure the multimillionaire players can handle people not liking them.
February 12, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I'm sure the multimillionaire players can handle people not liking them.