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Angriest Turtle
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I'm the angriest turtle you will ever fucking meet.

Fascists are on the menu.
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February 7, 2025 at 3:11 PM
angriestturtle.bsky.social
Oh shit, Mitch McConnell is finally falling apart.

What a terrible turtle.

Believes in nothing.

Chose power over this country.

Fuck 'im!

www.politico.com/live-updates...
Senator Mitch McConnell, known bitch to Donald Trump, is wheeled out of the Republican Conference Lunch after falling in view of reporters walking into said lunch. Photo from NBC article.
February 6, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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Paragraph from the NYT article on this. You know it's bad when the infamously brutal and corrupt CPD says "ya, we ain't touching this one."
January 18, 2025 at 4:02 PM
angriestturtle.bsky.social
Oh jeez. It's almost like he never planned to drain the swap and plans to force his agenda down our throats and sell the US government for parts.
According to the State Department website, Hogan is the State Department's executive secretary, the official that manages the flow of information between department bureaus and with the White House. Bernicat is the director-general of the U.S. Foreign Service and director of global talent leading the recruitment, assignment, and career development of the Department's workforce. Assistant Secretary Teplitz has been with the Department over three decades, serving overseas as well in Washington. Most recently, she has been implementing the duties of under secretary for management, which oversees more than a dozen bureaus responsible for issues from the budget to recruitment, procurement and human resources across the workforce.
January 16, 2025 at 4:15 PM
angriestturtle.bsky.social
Why didn't we just arrest him after the coup.

Answer: We see what he does to our legal system and his cult of domestic terrorists would riot if he was arrested.

This is life under fascism.

Our broken system let Trump back in. Now, we can only prepare for the worst, and fight for the best future
Title of Reuter's article "South Korea's Yoon Arrested, Says Anti-Graft Agency" displayed over a photo of South Koreas President delivering an address. For context, this impeached president declared martial law in the middle of the night and South Korea's National Assembly had to immediately converge and vote "no" to this. A blatant coup attempt stopped by all members present.
January 15, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

thehill.com/regulation/c...
An excerpt from an article featured in the Hill reading "A federal judge on Friday held Rudy Giuliani in civil contempt for skirting an agreement not to make new false claims about two Georgia election workers he was ordered to pay $146 million for defaming. It was the second time in less than a week a judge found Giuliani in contempt in matters involving the case." A common meme from SpongeBob featuring King Neptune captioned saying 'it's even funnier the second time"
January 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
angriestturtle.bsky.social
From The Hill.

If it wasn't clear, the US is just as culpable as is Isreal with genocide. Fuck this country straight to hell.
January 9, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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MAGA since they got fucking conned like we said they would:
The image is a single panel from a comic in which a dog's apartment is burning all around them, yet they only say "This is fine" while drinking their coffee.
December 29, 2024 at 6:39 PM
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And just like that, Republicans will shut the fuck up about the US debt but only while they hold power over all three branches of the government.

Moronic hypocrites is somehow an understatement.

#governmentshutdown #fundingbill #stopgap

thehill.com/homenews/hou...
Text from an article from The Hill that reads "House Republicans have reached an agreement on a plan B to avert a government shutdown ahead of Friday’s deadline and plan to vote on Thursday, lawmakers announced. The bill, titled the American Relief Act, includes a three-month continuation of government funding and a two-year suspension of the debt limit, a provision that President-elect Trump called for on Wednesday."
December 19, 2024 at 11:01 PM
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Reading the Times transcript and just thinking about how this babbling idiot is back in office.

I think I'll scream again for good measure.

time.com/7201565/pers...
Times Magazine: You've realigned both political parties, you've changed America. There's got to be something that you understand about winning votes or the American people that your opponents maybe don't give you credit for. And I guess I'm curious what that is. Trump: It’s, you know, I think people want to lead a good life. I think they want to be able to buy groceries at a reasonable price and not have to turn off their heat in order to buy two apples. I think that, I think that people want security. I don't think people want to have our borders rushed by—it's really an invasion of our country by foreign countries, and not just South America. I mean, these are countries all over the world. It's really, I think our people want common sense applied to their life, and they don't want to see a girl be beat up in a boxing ring by a man, as happens. They don't want to see somebody in a weight lifting contest, a woman against a man. It makes no sense. They don't want to see, you know, men playing in women's sports. They don't. They don't want to see all of this transgender, which is, it's just taken over.
December 14, 2024 at 5:08 AM