An Evil Robot From The Future
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Be Not Long For This World
Netflix should chill.
josephsterling.substack.com
I hate that Netflix has acquired Warner Brothers so much I had to write about it.
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Love to yell “period sis” at other women, after our cycles have synched up from attending so many screenings of Melania together
Of all the things in the history of the world that definitely did not happen - this is the pinnacle.
February 3, 2026 at 4:58 AM
Love to yell “period sis” at other women, after our cycles have synched up from attending so many screenings of Melania together
We live in the plot of Fallout
February 3, 2026 at 4:08 AM
We live in the plot of Fallout
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DHS said that the woman CBP shot in the chest in Portland was “involved” in a gang shooting.
Her ~involvement~ was that suspected gang members sexually assaulted and robbed her.
Her ~involvement~ was that suspected gang members sexually assaulted and robbed her.
After Border Patrol shot two people in Portland, DHS claimed they were "vicious gang members" tied to a past shooting.
But records I obtained reveal a US prosecutor has since directly contradicted DHS, saying, "We're not suggesting he is a gang member." My dive into how DHS' claims have collapsed:
But records I obtained reveal a US prosecutor has since directly contradicted DHS, saying, "We're not suggesting he is a gang member." My dive into how DHS' claims have collapsed:
DHS’s account of two Venezuelans shot by border patrol falls apart in court: ‘A smear campaign’
Immigration officials said agent shot two ‘vicious gang members’ in Portland, but records obtained by the Guardian reveal US prosecutor contradicted claims
www.theguardian.com
February 3, 2026 at 2:02 AM
DHS said that the woman CBP shot in the chest in Portland was “involved” in a gang shooting.
Her ~involvement~ was that suspected gang members sexually assaulted and robbed her.
Her ~involvement~ was that suspected gang members sexually assaulted and robbed her.
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Remember like 15 years ago, when Russian dash cams of horrible accidents went viral? And everyone in Russia was using them because they couldn’t trust the authorities? Fundamentally, the dash cam and the body cam are the visual record of a failed state. They are a symptom posing as a substitute
February 2, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Remember like 15 years ago, when Russian dash cams of horrible accidents went viral? And everyone in Russia was using them because they couldn’t trust the authorities? Fundamentally, the dash cam and the body cam are the visual record of a failed state. They are a symptom posing as a substitute
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One of the most spiritually exhausting elements of current events is that it’s impossible to discuss such things without sounding like a conspiratorial lunatic, but here we are.
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The Epstein Files and Russiagate are the Same Thing
For years the culture war has assigned these scandals to opposite teams.
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February 3, 2026 at 12:19 AM
One of the most spiritually exhausting elements of current events is that it’s impossible to discuss such things without sounding like a conspiratorial lunatic, but here we are.
open.substack.com/pub/hegemon/...
open.substack.com/pub/hegemon/...
That Jabari Smith contract is a steal
February 3, 2026 at 2:18 AM
That Jabari Smith contract is a steal
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NEW: The Justice Department published dozens of unredacted images of nude women (and possibly teens) as part of its Epstein release.
The faces of those people were also left unredacted.
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/01/u...
The faces of those people were also left unredacted.
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/01/u...
The Government Published Dozens of Nude Photos in the Epstein Files
www.nytimes.com
February 2, 2026 at 12:33 AM
NEW: The Justice Department published dozens of unredacted images of nude women (and possibly teens) as part of its Epstein release.
The faces of those people were also left unredacted.
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/01/u...
The faces of those people were also left unredacted.
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/01/u...
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I spoke with Annie Farmer, one of the Epstein survivors who has advocated for transparency. She was distressed by the failed redactions:
“It’s hard to imagine a more egregious way of not protecting victims than having full nude images of them available for the world to download”
“It’s hard to imagine a more egregious way of not protecting victims than having full nude images of them available for the world to download”
February 2, 2026 at 12:33 AM
I spoke with Annie Farmer, one of the Epstein survivors who has advocated for transparency. She was distressed by the failed redactions:
“It’s hard to imagine a more egregious way of not protecting victims than having full nude images of them available for the world to download”
“It’s hard to imagine a more egregious way of not protecting victims than having full nude images of them available for the world to download”
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Somebody emailing Jeffrey Epstein to see if he could help set up a meeting with JK Rowling. He appears to have ignored the question.
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
February 1, 2026 at 12:46 PM
Somebody emailing Jeffrey Epstein to see if he could help set up a meeting with JK Rowling. He appears to have ignored the question.
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
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In many of the first generation of modern concentration camp systems (near the turn of the twentieth century), the vast majority of deaths were caused by disease and malnutrition. Most of the victims were women and children.
It appears there is now a measles outbreak at the Dilley family detention facility. www.sacurrent.com/news/san-ant...
Source: Measles outbreak reported at ICE's Dilley family detention facility
DPS troopers stand guard in front of the Dilley detention center during a protest last weekend. After a week of public outcry over the Dilley, Texas South
www.sacurrent.com
February 2, 2026 at 12:29 AM
In many of the first generation of modern concentration camp systems (near the turn of the twentieth century), the vast majority of deaths were caused by disease and malnutrition. Most of the victims were women and children.
Trump skipping ahead to the second pandemic early.
ICE now confirming that there is a measles outbreak at the Texas concentration camp where young Liam was held.
February 2, 2026 at 6:11 AM
Trump skipping ahead to the second pandemic early.
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This is maybe the most bone-dry Chotiner interview I've seen in a while
February 1, 2026 at 11:04 PM
This is maybe the most bone-dry Chotiner interview I've seen in a while
NEW CHOTINER!
February 2, 2026 at 2:09 AM
NEW CHOTINER!
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![You told the Times that Brett "made some mistakes. " Has he told you that he made mistakes!
No. No. No. Isaac, no. All I'm saying is that I worked with him twelve hours, fifteen hours, a day, and then everybody went their own way. Our age difference is wide. I could be his father.
I read that Roman Polanski is a father figure to him. So that role might already be filled. There are a lot of people who feel affection for Brett.
Yeah, yeah. Because he's a good kid. [In 2007s Paris-based "Rush Hour 3," Ratner gave a cameo to Polanski, who had fled to France after being accused of anally and vaginally raping a thirteen-year-old. He was later accused of sexually assaulting other teen-agers, which he denies. In the cameo, Polanski bas a comic scene where be prepares to do an anal-cavity search of Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker.]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ssxnmhdtz6le6nxu7jfhglz6/bafkreicbq2dxqsj2xgqosfnyrdquxrloyndk2pau6uplk7stap4kb54lz4@jpeg)
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Best new artist has "been doing this for 10 years," but it's a problem when a G League guy plays a little college hoops. I see how it is
February 2, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Best new artist has "been doing this for 10 years," but it's a problem when a G League guy plays a little college hoops. I see how it is
wait the Marias have been around for a decade
February 2, 2026 at 2:01 AM
wait the Marias have been around for a decade
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i'm crying dude North Texas Republicans lost White Settlement
February 1, 2026 at 4:43 PM
i'm crying dude North Texas Republicans lost White Settlement
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Some jawdropping CBP crime statistics here...
February 1, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Some jawdropping CBP crime statistics here...
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Prophetic warning against evil mega corporations by Futurama
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Futurama - eyePhone
YouTube video by Calopus
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February 1, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Prophetic warning against evil mega corporations by Futurama
youtu.be/uASUHbFEhWY...
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"February 1st 1975 it happened was born is West Savanah way before I started rappin'"
February 1, 2026 at 4:06 PM
"February 1st 1975 it happened was born is West Savanah way before I started rappin'"
Impeach Trump during BHM.
February 1, 2026 at 6:45 AM
Impeach Trump during BHM.
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I’m sorry, this is so funny
March for Billionaires — San Francisco, Feb 7
Stand up for the entrepreneurs, innovators, and risk-takers who build our economy. February 7, 2026.
marchforbillionaires.org
February 1, 2026 at 1:40 AM
I’m sorry, this is so funny
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“bari weiss’s wife in the epstein files” is simply too perfect
If I have the right Nellie Bowles, the partner in question is Bari Weiss
January 31, 2026 at 4:12 PM
“bari weiss’s wife in the epstein files” is simply too perfect