Andy Sorensen
@andysorensen.bsky.social
Also known elsewhere as @sorensen_andy
Husband
Dad
Sports Fan
Life observer
Disney
Husband
Dad
Sports Fan
Life observer
Disney
The 94 Cowboys are back! In pog form!
To celebrate the last time the Dallas Cowboys made the conference title game, here’s something that was popular at the time: pogs!
January 19, 2025 at 5:14 PM
The 94 Cowboys are back! In pog form!
One of the many things that struck me from Bob Iger’s memoir was how much of a champion he was on a network level for Twin Peaks.
Art isn’t supposed to be conventional. David went out and did just that on the regular, and he’ll be missed for it.
Art isn’t supposed to be conventional. David went out and did just that on the regular, and he’ll be missed for it.
It's in the trades now, so I believe this is sadly official. Goddammit. variety.com/2025/film/ne...
David Lynch, Visionary Director of ‘Twin Peaks’ and ‘Blue Velvet,’ Dies at 78
Director David Lynch, who radicalized American film with with a dark, surrealistic artistic vision in films like 'Blue Velvet,' has died. He was 78.
variety.com
January 16, 2025 at 6:27 PM
One of the many things that struck me from Bob Iger’s memoir was how much of a champion he was on a network level for Twin Peaks.
Art isn’t supposed to be conventional. David went out and did just that on the regular, and he’ll be missed for it.
Art isn’t supposed to be conventional. David went out and did just that on the regular, and he’ll be missed for it.
Normalize PA dunking.
I should not enjoy listening to opposing team calls more than my beloved Vikings but the dude is a stooge and a not great human from what I hear.
I should not enjoy listening to opposing team calls more than my beloved Vikings but the dude is a stooge and a not great human from what I hear.
January 14, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Normalize PA dunking.
I should not enjoy listening to opposing team calls more than my beloved Vikings but the dude is a stooge and a not great human from what I hear.
I should not enjoy listening to opposing team calls more than my beloved Vikings but the dude is a stooge and a not great human from what I hear.
For someone who came into tonight with zero expectations, this is still a disappointment.
January 14, 2025 at 2:59 AM
For someone who came into tonight with zero expectations, this is still a disappointment.
Who’s overpaying for Darnold a la Cousins last off season?
January 14, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Who’s overpaying for Darnold a la Cousins last off season?
Marlon Byrd, the only athlete I’ve ever heckled in my life
Mark Zuckerberg cannot name random-ass baseball players
(Chet Lemon)
(Chet Lemon)
Mark Zuckerberg never stares into the distance for a bit thinking about the 90’s Braves rotation.
January 11, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Marlon Byrd, the only athlete I’ve ever heckled in my life
Reposted by Andy Sorensen
🚗 *drives by a farm
💭💭💭
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
🗣️ TOGETHER WE CAN CONTINUE TO FIND MORE WAYS TO INCREASE FOOD PRODUCTION AND PROTECT OUR NATURAL ENVIRONMENT. ONLY THEN, WILL WE TRULY BE LIVING WITH THE LAND.
💭💭💭
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
🗣️ TOGETHER WE CAN CONTINUE TO FIND MORE WAYS TO INCREASE FOOD PRODUCTION AND PROTECT OUR NATURAL ENVIRONMENT. ONLY THEN, WILL WE TRULY BE LIVING WITH THE LAND.
January 9, 2025 at 11:52 AM
🚗 *drives by a farm
💭💭💭
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
🗣️ TOGETHER WE CAN CONTINUE TO FIND MORE WAYS TO INCREASE FOOD PRODUCTION AND PROTECT OUR NATURAL ENVIRONMENT. ONLY THEN, WILL WE TRULY BE LIVING WITH THE LAND.
💭💭💭
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
🗣️ TOGETHER WE CAN CONTINUE TO FIND MORE WAYS TO INCREASE FOOD PRODUCTION AND PROTECT OUR NATURAL ENVIRONMENT. ONLY THEN, WILL WE TRULY BE LIVING WITH THE LAND.
Uh, this is a contract.
Jeff Passan reports Justin Verlander and the San Francisco Giants are in agreement on a one-year deal.
January 8, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Uh, this is a contract.
I’ve only done HMH in DL.
As someone who considers Nightmare both a Christmas & Halloween movie I get why it’s as long as it is, but OG Mansion on Halloween has to be a trip too.
As someone who considers Nightmare both a Christmas & Halloween movie I get why it’s as long as it is, but OG Mansion on Halloween has to be a trip too.
NEW: Haunted Mansion Holiday will return to Disneyland Park Nov. 14 through Jan. 7, 2026. The November opening date is later than normal - but it means we get traditional Haunted Mansion for Halloween this year. 👏
January 7, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I’ve only done HMH in DL.
As someone who considers Nightmare both a Christmas & Halloween movie I get why it’s as long as it is, but OG Mansion on Halloween has to be a trip too.
As someone who considers Nightmare both a Christmas & Halloween movie I get why it’s as long as it is, but OG Mansion on Halloween has to be a trip too.
(Crocodile Dundee voice)
You think this is cold?
THIS is cold!
You think this is cold?
THIS is cold!
January 7, 2025 at 1:12 PM
(Crocodile Dundee voice)
You think this is cold?
THIS is cold!
You think this is cold?
THIS is cold!
If you went anywhere else YOU PAID TOO MUCH!
(I’m also old enough to remember the deep cut of “We’re not retail so NO shopping on Sundays!”)
(I’m also old enough to remember the deep cut of “We’re not retail so NO shopping on Sundays!”)
i love appliances
January 6, 2025 at 1:47 PM
If you went anywhere else YOU PAID TOO MUCH!
(I’m also old enough to remember the deep cut of “We’re not retail so NO shopping on Sundays!”)
(I’m also old enough to remember the deep cut of “We’re not retail so NO shopping on Sundays!”)
I initially went into tonight happy with whatever happens.
Something is definitely up with Darnold tonight though, and uh yeah, that Rams game was FUN.
Something is definitely up with Darnold tonight though, and uh yeah, that Rams game was FUN.
January 6, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I initially went into tonight happy with whatever happens.
Something is definitely up with Darnold tonight though, and uh yeah, that Rams game was FUN.
Something is definitely up with Darnold tonight though, and uh yeah, that Rams game was FUN.
What is the funniest/most chaotic Office episode, and why is it Dinner Party?
January 3, 2025 at 4:52 AM
What is the funniest/most chaotic Office episode, and why is it Dinner Party?
Honestly, I’ve taken a liking to TCM recently. Just see what’s on there randomly and enjoy an old movie I probably wouldn’t see elsewhere…saw It Happened One Night recently. Gem of a film you ain’t seeing elsewhere.
THE STING (1973) is now the oldest American narrative film on Netflix — one of only 5 released before 1980 on the largest subscription streaming service in the U.S.
#Streaming #FilmSky
#Streaming #FilmSky
January 2, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Honestly, I’ve taken a liking to TCM recently. Just see what’s on there randomly and enjoy an old movie I probably wouldn’t see elsewhere…saw It Happened One Night recently. Gem of a film you ain’t seeing elsewhere.
My hometown newspaper, like many others, will publish headlines from years gone by. Imagine how slow of a news day it was when “Man separates shoulder in nightmare” makes the paper.
January 1, 2025 at 1:45 PM
My hometown newspaper, like many others, will publish headlines from years gone by. Imagine how slow of a news day it was when “Man separates shoulder in nightmare” makes the paper.
Onions absolutely deserves tenure. Good Onions!
Huge night here at NYU. An undergrad trying to fix their grade accidentally discovered how to email 11,000 instructors on a secret group email list, unifying the faculty like no one before. I have hundreds of email replies in my inbox. And apparently Onions, the puppy, has just been granted tenure.
Someone just sent a photo of their dog, Onions, to an 11,000 person faculty listserv, adorable
December 30, 2024 at 2:55 AM
Onions absolutely deserves tenure. Good Onions!
Vikes. Lions. Next Sunday for all the marbles.
Week 1 Andy wouldn’t have believed it.
Week 1 Andy wouldn’t have believed it.
December 30, 2024 at 1:02 AM
Vikes. Lions. Next Sunday for all the marbles.
Week 1 Andy wouldn’t have believed it.
Week 1 Andy wouldn’t have believed it.
Thanks to the short lived International Bowl, Camden Yards is the only AL East stadium NOT to host a bowl game.
in the long stretch of things that make no sense about ESPN's bowls, airing the two games played in AL East baseball stadiums simultaneously is one of them
December 28, 2024 at 6:29 PM
Thanks to the short lived International Bowl, Camden Yards is the only AL East stadium NOT to host a bowl game.
Merry Christmas you beautiful people.
December 25, 2024 at 1:46 PM
Merry Christmas you beautiful people.
“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
December 24, 2024 at 2:40 PM
“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
A donation in your name has been made to the Human Fund.
Happy Festivus!
Happy Festivus!
December 23, 2024 at 12:58 PM
A donation in your name has been made to the Human Fund.
Happy Festivus!
Happy Festivus!
