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it’s dumb people say ‘star wars is action star trek is cerebral’ when the real difference is ‘star wars is asexual star trek is insanely horny’
June 5, 2025 at 11:04 PM
it’s dumb people say ‘star wars is action star trek is cerebral’ when the real difference is ‘star wars is asexual star trek is insanely horny’
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Matthew Broderick picks up the phone and calls Hank Azaria, he tells him the news, thanks to President Trump we are making Godzilla movies in America once again
May 4, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Matthew Broderick picks up the phone and calls Hank Azaria, he tells him the news, thanks to President Trump we are making Godzilla movies in America once again
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getting worried that our Mad King might not be operating according to traditional rules and norms
March 18, 2025 at 4:44 PM
getting worried that our Mad King might not be operating according to traditional rules and norms
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The Pope CANNOT die before Easter. WHO WILL LAY THE EGGS?
February 26, 2025 at 5:07 PM
The Pope CANNOT die before Easter. WHO WILL LAY THE EGGS?
I think I actually meant “irregardless” here, but still standing by this.
I think I meant “henceforth” here actually, still standing by this one regardless.
I’m hereby dedicating myself to the Live Más lifestyle.
February 26, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I think I actually meant “irregardless” here, but still standing by this.
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I think I meant “henceforth” here actually, still standing by this one regardless.
I’m hereby dedicating myself to the Live Más lifestyle.
January 23, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I think I meant “henceforth” here actually, still standing by this one regardless.
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we need a new place on the computer
February 21, 2025 at 3:31 PM
we need a new place on the computer
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okay, it’s time for me to finally weigh in: it’s probably a bad sign that guys are just doing sieg heils in public again
February 21, 2025 at 3:18 PM
okay, it’s time for me to finally weigh in: it’s probably a bad sign that guys are just doing sieg heils in public again
Thankful for my HR rep, without them there wouldn’t be anyone to replace my health insurance with a shittier version every couple of years 🙏
February 12, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Thankful for my HR rep, without them there wouldn’t be anyone to replace my health insurance with a shittier version every couple of years 🙏
I think I meant “henceforth” here actually, still standing by this one regardless.
I’m hereby dedicating myself to the Live Más lifestyle.
January 23, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I think I meant “henceforth” here actually, still standing by this one regardless.
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Fix your hearts or die
January 16, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Fix your hearts or die
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i have never felt like i belonged anywhere in the world until i learned about Onion Island
I lost it at the onion claw machine which sounds like you would find it at a rich person’s house where the wife only gives kids carob instead of chocolate
January 10, 2025 at 3:23 AM
i have never felt like i belonged anywhere in the world until i learned about Onion Island
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Hope they invent a year that doesn’t suck this time
December 30, 2024 at 10:03 PM
Hope they invent a year that doesn’t suck this time
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Pretty sure this is what Ulysses was about
one time i provided context and it almost killed me
December 25, 2024 at 7:30 AM
Pretty sure this is what Ulysses was about
This makes way more sense than some “Golden Rule” bs
December 18, 2024 at 2:46 AM
This makes way more sense than some “Golden Rule” bs
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the country is just an endless stream of tim and eric skits now
December 18, 2024 at 1:01 AM
the country is just an endless stream of tim and eric skits now