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Cottagecore Spider Jerusalem
@andyeyeballs.bsky.social
'Not just one of the great legal revolutionaries of our time, also a really filthy babe.'

thereve.land, Chosen Family Law Center, Harvard Law School LGBTQ+ Advocacy Clinic, National Lawyers Guild Queer Caucus.

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The World That Is Coming Inside You
The debut poetry collection by Andy Izenson, a T4T love letter to the living cosmos
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@merriam-webster.com says my word of the year is "potato" and so for my new years resolution I have made a bingo card of potato preparations to try
January 4, 2026 at 10:05 PM
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hey girl, are you a pokemon. because I'm not sure I buy that a creature capable of such violence would ever choose to be treated like a pet
December 30, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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IMPORTANT NEWS
he is using a pillow as a pillow
December 28, 2025 at 1:47 AM
MY PROOF CAME IN THE MAIL
December 27, 2025 at 10:44 PM
@saraeileen.bsky.social has loaned us hir button press and we are going mad with power, this is the fucking best
December 27, 2025 at 4:53 AM
It's gonna be a little while before we feel it but the light is coming back. It's okay if all you feel right now is the cold and the dark, AND we can trust the rhythms of the earth, the seasons, the sun & all the other beings we're dancing with on this tumble through the living cosmos. It's coming.
December 22, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Another example is when we used to torrent music and what you ended up downloading had like a 20% chance of being the song it was labeled as. Discovered a lot of bands that way! Also a lot of fetishes 🤣
My mother called these "serendipity trips" and they are bordering on a hobby in my family.

There is a strong argument to be made for owning paper books precisely BECAUSE you can get lost on the way to what you're looking for. Even a good dictionary can be fun for a quick wander.
Not a historian but like to research. The AI might summarize what I'm looking for, but it doesn't find what I'm *not* looking for. The book on the shelf next to the one I wanted. The insight in chapter 6 based on the quote I needed from chapter 4.
December 22, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I know I'm late to the party but I just - pardon me - devoured my way through Manhunt by @scumbelievable.bsky.social in under 24 hours. If you haven't read it yet now's the fucking time. A nonstop barrage of beautifully crafted heartstomping.
December 21, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Great news everyone: TODAY is the day that the interstellar body 3i-Atlas is making its closest approach to the earth, and this week it has turned green and started emitting x-rays, so if it turns out that it's aliens today is the day they will probably show up.
December 19, 2025 at 8:31 PM
It's not too late to RSVP to DIASPORA MAGICK tonight in Brooklyn! diaspora-magick.secretparty.io
Secret Party | Diaspora Magick
Join Andy Izenson (The World That Is Coming Inside You, forthcoming March 2026 from Listen To Your Skin Press) and Langston Kahn (Deep Liberation, 2021) for...
diaspora-magick.secretparty.io
December 19, 2025 at 4:17 PM
It's a good day to reshare this letter to trans teens
December 18, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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Nothing is yours. It is to use. It is to share. If you will not share it, you cannot use it.
December 18, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Scrolling past photos of pepper sprayed toddlers and stories of children surviving multiple school shootings to try to find the names of the Jews who were shot at their Hanukkah service so I can say mi shebeirach for them. So I can say mi shebeirach for all of them.
December 15, 2025 at 4:09 AM
December 15, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I decided that if you cannot retrieve the floor score without making that sound when you stand back up, that's your answer about whether or not you're too old for a floor score
We're posted up next to the pinball machine and there is a single loose cigarette on the floor underneath it and I just feel very sure that if I went for it a cardboard box would come down on my head
December 15, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Do you guys want to see the very gender affirming dog ears hat that I got at the art market?
December 15, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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"imagine winning. This is your sacred task.
This is your power. Imagine
every detail of winning, the exact smell of the summer streets
in which no one has been shot, the muscles you have never
unclenched from worry, gone soft as newborn skin"
December 14, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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www.auroralevinsmorales.com/blog/vahavta

"Defend the world in which we win as if it were your child.
It is your child.
Defend it as if it were your lover.
It is your lover."
September 26, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Am booth babe-ing at a queer art market at a punk bar and I just accidentally made eye contact with the bartender while he filled a shot glass with whipped cream and then ate it
December 14, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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imagine trying to let someone down gently like "oh sorry, I'm flattered, but I'm sapiosexual"
December 13, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Struggling today
December 12, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Just watched the new Frankenstein
December 12, 2025 at 5:06 AM
The latest thing my beloved editor and I are spending inordinate amounts of time on as we're proofing this thing poem by poem is that I always want to say "towards" instead of "toward" and apparently that's been wrong this whole time?
December 10, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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Shoutout to deathgenerator.com
December 9, 2025 at 12:51 PM