Amorphous.Blonde
@amorphousblonde.bsky.social
she/her, trans, poly, pan. Computer stuff, nerd stuff, kink stuff, stuff stuff. NTX
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You don't want to be on your deathbed and realize there's a kink you don't know if you'd be into. No one wants uncertainty to be their last thought.
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your dog girl gf informing you she can't have kids
🤝 "No Littering"
signs in the park
🤝 "No Littering"
signs in the park
December 11, 2025 at 9:53 PM
your dog girl gf informing you she can't have kids
🤝 "No Littering"
signs in the park
🤝 "No Littering"
signs in the park
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girl pilots can only use girl mechs. and boy pilots can only use boy mechs. if you put a boy pilot in a girl mech then bad things start happening. this was proven in the documentary known as Neon Genesis Evangelion
December 2, 2024 at 2:27 PM
girl pilots can only use girl mechs. and boy pilots can only use boy mechs. if you put a boy pilot in a girl mech then bad things start happening. this was proven in the documentary known as Neon Genesis Evangelion
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gift art for my dear friend and drinking elf
December 4, 2025 at 4:33 AM
gift art for my dear friend and drinking elf
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December 11th sketch - part 2 - I was feeling inspired
December 11, 2025 at 8:24 PM
December 11th sketch - part 2 - I was feeling inspired
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balance of power, game over screen, msx (1988) mobygames.com/game/259/bal...
September 4, 2023 at 12:45 AM
balance of power, game over screen, msx (1988) mobygames.com/game/259/bal...
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*taking a shower* holy shit this is just like death stranding
December 9, 2025 at 10:55 PM
*taking a shower* holy shit this is just like death stranding
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
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Lot of yall are letting the whole brain beholds itself thing get the best of you. Fuck that sack of meat it doesn’t know shit
December 8, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Lot of yall are letting the whole brain beholds itself thing get the best of you. Fuck that sack of meat it doesn’t know shit
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“And Pharaoh said to Yosef: […] Upon your mouth will kiss every one of my people.” (Genesis 41:40)
Friends, is it gay to kiss *all* the homies?
Friends, is it gay to kiss *all* the homies?
December 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
“And Pharaoh said to Yosef: […] Upon your mouth will kiss every one of my people.” (Genesis 41:40)
Friends, is it gay to kiss *all* the homies?
Friends, is it gay to kiss *all* the homies?
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ok wait malort is good as hell actually
December 7, 2025 at 7:58 AM
ok wait malort is good as hell actually
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December 5, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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I love my people so much
December 5, 2025 at 5:15 AM
I love my people so much
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while you were studying the blade i was being a little faggot
December 4, 2025 at 1:50 AM
while you were studying the blade i was being a little faggot
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Do you put your sleep playlist on around the same time every night except the night there was a late night civil disobedience action in your town? Gotcha.
Do you listen to kids music for the same 15 minutes every day? I know when you take your kids to school.
Breakup playlist? I can assume…
Do you listen to kids music for the same 15 minutes every day? I know when you take your kids to school.
Breakup playlist? I can assume…
December 3, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Do you put your sleep playlist on around the same time every night except the night there was a late night civil disobedience action in your town? Gotcha.
Do you listen to kids music for the same 15 minutes every day? I know when you take your kids to school.
Breakup playlist? I can assume…
Do you listen to kids music for the same 15 minutes every day? I know when you take your kids to school.
Breakup playlist? I can assume…
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When I say Spotify is Surveillance, I don’t just mean it’s creepy that they are tracking what music you listen to and using that data to serve ads.
I mean your Spotify data is deeply intimate and can be used to glean information about you like your daily habits, your moods, and more.
I mean your Spotify data is deeply intimate and can be used to glean information about you like your daily habits, your moods, and more.
December 3, 2025 at 5:24 PM
When I say Spotify is Surveillance, I don’t just mean it’s creepy that they are tracking what music you listen to and using that data to serve ads.
I mean your Spotify data is deeply intimate and can be used to glean information about you like your daily habits, your moods, and more.
I mean your Spotify data is deeply intimate and can be used to glean information about you like your daily habits, your moods, and more.
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this meeting could have been a small town girl
this meeting could have taken place on the midnight train
this meeting could have gone anywhere
this meeting could have taken place on the midnight train
this meeting could have gone anywhere
December 2, 2025 at 5:55 PM
this meeting could have been a small town girl
this meeting could have taken place on the midnight train
this meeting could have gone anywhere
this meeting could have taken place on the midnight train
this meeting could have gone anywhere
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First NSFW comic I do in a while don’t let it flop!!
December 1, 2025 at 7:08 AM
First NSFW comic I do in a while don’t let it flop!!
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All my friends with ADHD are brilliant, but I'm built different. I think I have the version that just makes you useless and bad at everything.
December 1, 2025 at 8:48 PM
All my friends with ADHD are brilliant, but I'm built different. I think I have the version that just makes you useless and bad at everything.
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FACT: openly expressing love and joy and compassion and affection are meaningful virtues in the fight against fascism.
FACT: you should be sappier with your friends and loved ones. there is no reason not to be.
December 1, 2025 at 8:59 PM
FACT: openly expressing love and joy and compassion and affection are meaningful virtues in the fight against fascism.
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How do the forced intox girls feel about a cum tube dildo that pumps you full of wine while you deepthroat it? Good? Bad? You're deepthroating it either way.
December 1, 2025 at 1:17 PM
How do the forced intox girls feel about a cum tube dildo that pumps you full of wine while you deepthroat it? Good? Bad? You're deepthroating it either way.
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I hope to gods my cat isn't a libertarian
December 1, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I hope to gods my cat isn't a libertarian
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this is not a place of honor
November 30, 2025 at 9:30 PM
this is not a place of honor