Literally an Anomalocaris
@ameliacaris.bsky.social
Ameliacaris for short!
Funny Fossil Girl, Worlds best Cambrian Apex Predator, #1 Peeker Defender
also sometimes a rabbit, a bnuuy if you will
She/They/It
https://www.twitch.tv/ALiteralAnomalocaris
Streams Sunday midday & Tuesday Evening!
Funny Fossil Girl, Worlds best Cambrian Apex Predator, #1 Peeker Defender
also sometimes a rabbit, a bnuuy if you will
She/They/It
https://www.twitch.tv/ALiteralAnomalocaris
Streams Sunday midday & Tuesday Evening!
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The world's premier Cambrian era apex predator, and also an absolute mess who streams anything! She/Her/They/Them https://paypal.me/TransRamonaFlowers you know how it is
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So i definitely made Affiliate today, which means if you repost & share my content you're officially helping a trans woman get paid without even spending a cent of your own!
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(and you can also help in multiple different ways if you *are* spending cents of your own too🫡)
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(and you can also help in multiple different ways if you *are* spending cents of your own too🫡)
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if any of you do go to america for GDQ, remember to watch out for suspicious taxis. when I went I got into one and he started dangerously weaving through traffic at high speed while blaring The Offspring and jumping over trucks. got to the hotel in 2 minutes but he charged me like $3000. crazy shit
March 21, 2025 at 8:36 PM
if any of you do go to america for GDQ, remember to watch out for suspicious taxis. when I went I got into one and he started dangerously weaving through traffic at high speed while blaring The Offspring and jumping over trucks. got to the hotel in 2 minutes but he charged me like $3000. crazy shit
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lotta people bum the fuck outta snow viliers for being a dense and inattentive flaky motherfucker with his girlfriend but i know for a damn fact if snow was exactly the same but instead a schlubby woman 95% of the gay bitches in my life would fold like a lawnchair
November 19, 2025 at 1:13 AM
lotta people bum the fuck outta snow viliers for being a dense and inattentive flaky motherfucker with his girlfriend but i know for a damn fact if snow was exactly the same but instead a schlubby woman 95% of the gay bitches in my life would fold like a lawnchair
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ME: one stir fry for me, and uh, one stir-fly for the lovely arachnid
MY SPIDER GF:
👀👀👀👀
👉👉👉👉👈👈👈👈
MY SPIDER GF:
👀👀👀👀
👉👉👉👉👈👈👈👈
January 6, 2026 at 1:07 PM
ME: one stir fry for me, and uh, one stir-fly for the lovely arachnid
MY SPIDER GF:
👀👀👀👀
👉👉👉👉👈👈👈👈
MY SPIDER GF:
👀👀👀👀
👉👉👉👉👈👈👈👈
your man lacks the mental fortitude required to clarify butter
January 6, 2026 at 6:03 PM
your man lacks the mental fortitude required to clarify butter
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cognitive therapy enjoyer who he just threw off the arena: think positively. hes probably doing these mechanics for a reason. maybe he's scared to love. maybe he's jealous of our teamwork
the tyrant: im da king of da arcadion
the tyrant: im da king of da arcadion
January 6, 2026 at 2:24 AM
cognitive therapy enjoyer who he just threw off the arena: think positively. hes probably doing these mechanics for a reason. maybe he's scared to love. maybe he's jealous of our teamwork
the tyrant: im da king of da arcadion
the tyrant: im da king of da arcadion
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www.etsy.com/listing/4430...
Got another of the little blobs up for sale. I cut out four more, but I probably won't sew any until I get some of the bigger ones finished. But yeah, if you wanna help me pay my vet bills, by a blob!
Got another of the little blobs up for sale. I cut out four more, but I probably won't sew any until I get some of the bigger ones finished. But yeah, if you wanna help me pay my vet bills, by a blob!
www.etsy.com
January 6, 2026 at 3:48 AM
www.etsy.com/listing/4430...
Got another of the little blobs up for sale. I cut out four more, but I probably won't sew any until I get some of the bigger ones finished. But yeah, if you wanna help me pay my vet bills, by a blob!
Got another of the little blobs up for sale. I cut out four more, but I probably won't sew any until I get some of the bigger ones finished. But yeah, if you wanna help me pay my vet bills, by a blob!
"me from two hours ago" would be proud but me from right now is also hella proud this feels so good. rhythm games are so good for the soul.
January 6, 2026 at 3:57 AM
"me from two hours ago" would be proud but me from right now is also hella proud this feels so good. rhythm games are so good for the soul.
me from two and a half hours ago would be so proud of me
January 6, 2026 at 3:47 AM
me from two and a half hours ago would be so proud of me
just learned that StepMania, a rhythm game with the same naming scheme as "BeatMania" and "DrumMania" is not actually a bemani game and my whole mental schema has been destroyed
January 6, 2026 at 2:01 AM
just learned that StepMania, a rhythm game with the same naming scheme as "BeatMania" and "DrumMania" is not actually a bemani game and my whole mental schema has been destroyed
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"punchy how do I get better at rhythm games"
It's very simple.
You should be sitting up straight, but without stiffness. And should feel comfortable. Don't ever let yourself become tense. Being comfortably relaxed, use a light snap. This is the secret.
And with practice, that's all there is to it
It's very simple.
You should be sitting up straight, but without stiffness. And should feel comfortable. Don't ever let yourself become tense. Being comfortably relaxed, use a light snap. This is the secret.
And with practice, that's all there is to it
January 6, 2026 at 1:10 AM
"punchy how do I get better at rhythm games"
It's very simple.
You should be sitting up straight, but without stiffness. And should feel comfortable. Don't ever let yourself become tense. Being comfortably relaxed, use a light snap. This is the secret.
And with practice, that's all there is to it
It's very simple.
You should be sitting up straight, but without stiffness. And should feel comfortable. Don't ever let yourself become tense. Being comfortably relaxed, use a light snap. This is the secret.
And with practice, that's all there is to it
girl help theyre using me as an icon to be gestured at to try and establish themes in the modern alt universe
January 5, 2026 at 11:30 PM
girl help theyre using me as an icon to be gestured at to try and establish themes in the modern alt universe
im gonna need you to hear me out on this but what if there was a girl
who was also a prey animal
who was also a prey animal
January 5, 2026 at 7:32 PM
im gonna need you to hear me out on this but what if there was a girl
who was also a prey animal
who was also a prey animal
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Increasingly I feel like I favor furry because it espouses the idea that humans, for all our mastery over nature, are still animals. We need to nap and wander and frolic and utter strange noises. It is good for us to be weird little guys, which is something society is so committed to stripping away.
November 24, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Increasingly I feel like I favor furry because it espouses the idea that humans, for all our mastery over nature, are still animals. We need to nap and wander and frolic and utter strange noises. It is good for us to be weird little guys, which is something society is so committed to stripping away.
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If i was fox mccloud and i fumbled a beautiful bbw blue vixen, i would just call myself james mccloud and die mysteriously
January 5, 2026 at 6:17 PM
If i was fox mccloud and i fumbled a beautiful bbw blue vixen, i would just call myself james mccloud and die mysteriously
i need to play more UNBEATABLE but i got work tomorrow : (
(pretend i put a picture of the big silence from the end of episode 2 with impact font i got work tomorrow here)
(pretend i put a picture of the big silence from the end of episode 2 with impact font i got work tomorrow here)
January 5, 2026 at 5:04 AM
i need to play more UNBEATABLE but i got work tomorrow : (
(pretend i put a picture of the big silence from the end of episode 2 with impact font i got work tomorrow here)
(pretend i put a picture of the big silence from the end of episode 2 with impact font i got work tomorrow here)
i feel like shmups, fighting games, and rhythm games exist on the same plane/spectrum to me
January 5, 2026 at 4:48 AM
i feel like shmups, fighting games, and rhythm games exist on the same plane/spectrum to me
why did they give that fish a white man name
January 5, 2026 at 3:08 AM
why did they give that fish a white man name
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look! it is a "star bnuny" from the super marios of galaxy
July 12, 2025 at 5:49 AM
look! it is a "star bnuny" from the super marios of galaxy
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FF14 MSQ Update: Zoral Ja is Hydaelyne's Lamest Jobber fighting her losingest battles and it's genuinely impressive just how hard he exists to get dunked on
January 4, 2026 at 11:31 PM
FF14 MSQ Update: Zoral Ja is Hydaelyne's Lamest Jobber fighting her losingest battles and it's genuinely impressive just how hard he exists to get dunked on
MORE UNBEATABLE, once again starting with a couple of songs warmup then going into story for an episode or two!
www.twitch.tv/aliteralanom...
#goinglive #UNBEATABLE #pngtuber #paleotuber
www.twitch.tv/aliteralanom...
#goinglive #UNBEATABLE #pngtuber #paleotuber
ALiteralAnomalocaris - Twitch
The world's premier Cambrian era apex predator; an absolute mess who streams anything! She/Her/They/Them. Current stream schedule is: whenever I'm available & energetic enough to go live, I'm helping ...
www.twitch.tv
January 4, 2026 at 9:18 PM
MORE UNBEATABLE, once again starting with a couple of songs warmup then going into story for an episode or two!
www.twitch.tv/aliteralanom...
#goinglive #UNBEATABLE #pngtuber #paleotuber
www.twitch.tv/aliteralanom...
#goinglive #UNBEATABLE #pngtuber #paleotuber
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basically there's so many different ways that human beings can fall in love
January 4, 2026 at 3:17 AM
basically there's so many different ways that human beings can fall in love