The Late Great Hannibal Lecter
@ambushbris.bsky.social
Radical cultural Marxist extremist antifa supersoldier with Kung Fu grip, ionizing function, and Bluetooth capability.
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Fighting for the patriarchy in 2025 is the most mediocre man-baby shit. "Biologically men are made to go hunt down mammoths while women take care of the kids." Mother fucker you're not hunting mammoth.
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Happy Valen-Dean's Day. To celebrate eat lots of delicious food, find a really good stick, be nice to everyone, and know you're awesome.
February 14, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Happy Valen-Dean's Day. To celebrate eat lots of delicious food, find a really good stick, be nice to everyone, and know you're awesome.
Judd Nelson's nostrils are enormous.
February 14, 2026 at 5:51 AM
Judd Nelson's nostrils are enormous.
There should be a slur for anti-vaxers.
February 4, 2026 at 3:26 AM
There should be a slur for anti-vaxers.
Fun fact: No human has yet been shown to be immune to bullets. Not one. No matter how rich they are.
February 4, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Fun fact: No human has yet been shown to be immune to bullets. Not one. No matter how rich they are.
Greenland 2 doesn't even have Sharptooths. What a ripoff.
January 31, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Greenland 2 doesn't even have Sharptooths. What a ripoff.
"Melania", a fake documentary about a few months in the life of a fraud, with basically no crew, and directed by a washed-up rapist, had a budget of $40 million. "Deliver Me From Nowhere" a biopic about an actual musician, telling a real story, starring a popular actor, had a budget of $55 million.
January 29, 2026 at 3:21 AM
"Melania", a fake documentary about a few months in the life of a fraud, with basically no crew, and directed by a washed-up rapist, had a budget of $40 million. "Deliver Me From Nowhere" a biopic about an actual musician, telling a real story, starring a popular actor, had a budget of $55 million.
This fucking disgrace just voted to give more money to ICE while they kidnap and murder citizens.
I’ll keep plugging away to make sure that Americans’ hard-earned tax dollars are being invested in an effective, durable, and responsible way.
January 23, 2026 at 12:56 AM
This fucking disgrace just voted to give more money to ICE while they kidnap and murder citizens.
Didn't Europeans already hate us?
January 21, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Didn't Europeans already hate us?
This could fix me.
keep hope alive
they shut off the pool camera? what is happening
January 21, 2026 at 4:38 AM
This could fix me.
Erika Kirk's boyfriend's wife is pregnant.
January 21, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Erika Kirk's boyfriend's wife is pregnant.
OMG be so careful out there my beloved federal agents. Bulletproof vests don't stop knives. I would hate if anything were to happen to you.
January 19, 2026 at 3:18 AM
OMG be so careful out there my beloved federal agents. Bulletproof vests don't stop knives. I would hate if anything were to happen to you.
Happy The Pitt season premier day to those who celebrate.
Mouse Rat "The Pit" Music Video
YouTube video by Drunk Antics
youtu.be
January 9, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Happy The Pitt season premier day to those who celebrate.
Save a horse, put down a lame cowboy.
January 7, 2026 at 5:12 AM
Save a horse, put down a lame cowboy.
Why is everybody going to so many rodeos?
January 7, 2026 at 4:58 AM
Why is everybody going to so many rodeos?
I think it's pretty unfair to call x dot com the CSAM website. Facebook still exists.
January 3, 2026 at 12:10 AM
I think it's pretty unfair to call x dot com the CSAM website. Facebook still exists.
They're in the custody of ice.
January 2, 2026 at 8:45 PM
They're in the custody of ice.
Josh O'Connor feels like Kirkland Signature Adam Driver.
December 20, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Josh O'Connor feels like Kirkland Signature Adam Driver.
Millennials stop making fucking parody songs challenge.
December 15, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Millennials stop making fucking parody songs challenge.
Riley Gaines? More like Riley Loses.
December 14, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Riley Gaines? More like Riley Loses.
America is a christian (derogatory) nation.
December 14, 2025 at 5:48 AM
America is a christian (derogatory) nation.
I can accept that there's monsters and psychic powers and shit, but you're telling me Stranger Things takes place during the 80s and not one of these 18-22 year olds is doing blow? Bullshit.
November 27, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I can accept that there's monsters and psychic powers and shit, but you're telling me Stranger Things takes place during the 80s and not one of these 18-22 year olds is doing blow? Bullshit.
The Fall of the House of Usher featuring Lil Jon.
November 26, 2025 at 2:25 AM
The Fall of the House of Usher featuring Lil Jon.
Hey, DOGE may have been a complete failure, cost billions of dollars, and irreparably harmed programs and institutions that help all of us, but at least Elon got to steal all of our social security information.
November 25, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Hey, DOGE may have been a complete failure, cost billions of dollars, and irreparably harmed programs and institutions that help all of us, but at least Elon got to steal all of our social security information.