I Farted on Mitt Romney in September of 2021
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Radical cultural Marxist extremist antifa supersoldier with Kung Fu grip, ionizing function, and Bluetooth capability.
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Fighting for the patriarchy in 2025 is the most mediocre man-baby shit. "Biologically men are made to go hunt down mammoths while women take care of the kids." Mother fucker you're not hunting mammoth.
Ross Marquand looks like James McAvoy and reminds me of Andy Serkis.
November 13, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Ross Marquand looks like James McAvoy and reminds me of Andy Serkis.
Trying to see her northern lights. Call them areola borealis.
November 12, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Trying to see her northern lights. Call them areola borealis.
None of them have ever been on our side. Not one.
This just into the newsroom
WASHINGTON (AP) — Supreme Court issues emergency order temporarily blocking full SNAP food aid payments.
WASHINGTON (AP) — Supreme Court issues emergency order temporarily blocking full SNAP food aid payments.
November 8, 2025 at 3:52 AM
None of them have ever been on our side. Not one.
The lesson of "Good Fortune" really makes you think. Taking rich people's money is bad unless it's in Riyadh. Powerful stuff.
November 8, 2025 at 3:47 AM
The lesson of "Good Fortune" really makes you think. Taking rich people's money is bad unless it's in Riyadh. Powerful stuff.
Andrew Cuomo concedeez nuts.
November 5, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Andrew Cuomo concedeez nuts.
Can't wait to brush this bad boy off.
Andrew Cuomo concedeez nuts.
November 5, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Can't wait to brush this bad boy off.
I don't want the Blue Jays to win, I just want the Dodgers to lose, you know?
November 2, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I don't want the Blue Jays to win, I just want the Dodgers to lose, you know?
Happy Halloween. Remember, if you find drugs in your kids' candy just let them have it. It's tough out there these days. They could probably use it.
October 31, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Happy Halloween. Remember, if you find drugs in your kids' candy just let them have it. It's tough out there these days. They could probably use it.
MLBtv: Every game for $150. :)
MLBtv within 175 miles of a team: Sorry, we didn't mean *every* game.
MLBtv postseason: Fuck you.
MLBtv within 175 miles of a team: Sorry, we didn't mean *every* game.
MLBtv postseason: Fuck you.
October 29, 2025 at 1:39 AM
MLBtv: Every game for $150. :)
MLBtv within 175 miles of a team: Sorry, we didn't mean *every* game.
MLBtv postseason: Fuck you.
MLBtv within 175 miles of a team: Sorry, we didn't mean *every* game.
MLBtv postseason: Fuck you.
Shohei Ohtani? More like Showme Yotitties.
October 28, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Shohei Ohtani? More like Showme Yotitties.
Zero pictures of Greg Maddux look like a world-class athlete. 100% of them look like a personal injury attorney doing sports cosplay.
October 16, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Zero pictures of Greg Maddux look like a world-class athlete. 100% of them look like a personal injury attorney doing sports cosplay.
Is this that thing where you purposefully say something wrong on the internet so you get a bunch of right answers? Or is it a humiliation fetish? It's one of the two.
The extreme left’s weird soft treatment of Nick Fuentes is a reminder that if you go far enough in either direction, you loop back around
October 14, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Is this that thing where you purposefully say something wrong on the internet so you get a bunch of right answers? Or is it a humiliation fetish? It's one of the two.
There are milkshakes still edible that were made fresh the last time Andy Ngo soft-launched his fake British accent.
October 13, 2025 at 3:46 AM
There are milkshakes still edible that were made fresh the last time Andy Ngo soft-launched his fake British accent.
Obama getting a Nobel Peace Prize and not Trump is funny enough, but it's hilarious when you know that Kissinger got one too.
October 10, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Obama getting a Nobel Peace Prize and not Trump is funny enough, but it's hilarious when you know that Kissinger got one too.
Do you guys know how high blood pressure can go?
At least 241/159.
At least 241/159.
October 9, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Do you guys know how high blood pressure can go?
At least 241/159.
At least 241/159.
lmao "Where does it end?" Anti-aging procedures? Gender-affirming care for cis folks? Treating childhood cancers? Reconstruction from horrific accidents? How long will these so-called "doctors" go on making people feel comfortable in the one short life they'll ever have? The fucking humanity!
Where does it end? Treatments on demand for those who feel self conscious about aging, or don’t feel manly enough?
We both know our healthcare system is a disaster. Which brings this right back to the main point - Elections have real, life and death consequences. Please vote wisely, not emotionally.
We both know our healthcare system is a disaster. Which brings this right back to the main point - Elections have real, life and death consequences. Please vote wisely, not emotionally.
October 8, 2025 at 6:12 PM
lmao "Where does it end?" Anti-aging procedures? Gender-affirming care for cis folks? Treating childhood cancers? Reconstruction from horrific accidents? How long will these so-called "doctors" go on making people feel comfortable in the one short life they'll ever have? The fucking humanity!
Are you saying this because we're not in the Fascisme region of France? Is this just sparkling authoritarianism to you?
October 6, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Are you saying this because we're not in the Fascisme region of France? Is this just sparkling authoritarianism to you?
I'm not sure anyone has ever seen Amber Tamblyn and Emily Vancamp in the same room is all I'm saying.
October 5, 2025 at 4:42 AM
I'm not sure anyone has ever seen Amber Tamblyn and Emily Vancamp in the same room is all I'm saying.
Chuck Schumer can read *this* pole.
CHUCK SCHUMER: "Nobody reads the polls better than Donald Trump."
October 5, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Chuck Schumer can read *this* pole.
The Ring (2002) is a movie about how having children ruins your life.
October 5, 2025 at 3:27 AM
The Ring (2002) is a movie about how having children ruins your life.
Reposted by I Farted on Mitt Romney in September of 2021
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October 2, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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twenty five thousand
gas station
dick pills 🎵
twenty five thousand
gas station
dick pills 🎵
I feel like they're saying we lost Vietnam because of DEI.
September 30, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I feel like they're saying we lost Vietnam because of DEI.
Being in congress must be cool. Doesn't matter how shit at your job you are, you get to keep doing insider trading and giving yourself raises.
September 28, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Being in congress must be cool. Doesn't matter how shit at your job you are, you get to keep doing insider trading and giving yourself raises.