Alyson Decker
@alysondecker.bsky.social
Litigator | Fractional General Counsel | Space Attorney 🚀 | Mediator | Employment Law Guru | Board Member | Luminary
Trying a white Malbec tonight and it is very fruity. Not sure if I like it or not- but an interesting novelty wine for sure.
January 26, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Trying a white Malbec tonight and it is very fruity. Not sure if I like it or not- but an interesting novelty wine for sure.
I have officially given up on trying to sell most of my old “nice” clothes. But I did donate them to a good cause (after making a whole $6.60 off of the only item a commission store would take). Also ordered two new suits!
January 25, 2026 at 1:43 AM
I have officially given up on trying to sell most of my old “nice” clothes. But I did donate them to a good cause (after making a whole $6.60 off of the only item a commission store would take). Also ordered two new suits!
Me Coming Back from a Networking Event and Opening CNN: Let’s check and see if we invaded Greenland yet.
January 22, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Me Coming Back from a Networking Event and Opening CNN: Let’s check and see if we invaded Greenland yet.
Finally tried the Michelin Guide recommended noodle place near us. So yummy!
January 21, 2026 at 5:40 AM
Finally tried the Michelin Guide recommended noodle place near us. So yummy!
Me Trying to Find Out What Awful Breaking News Occurred 3 Hours Ago: Is it the Macron text? Was that just this morning?
Once again, how are we supposed to work through all this -- I mean, to do our day jobs?
January 20, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Me Trying to Find Out What Awful Breaking News Occurred 3 Hours Ago: Is it the Macron text? Was that just this morning?
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i've modified the Pomodoro method so I work for 5 minutes and then scream into an abyss for 25 minutes, i'm not getting anything done but at least my coworkers refuse to talk to me
January 20, 2026 at 5:50 PM
i've modified the Pomodoro method so I work for 5 minutes and then scream into an abyss for 25 minutes, i'm not getting anything done but at least my coworkers refuse to talk to me
So about 2-3 years ago I got slip on Vans and I wore them everywhere- like took them traveling- etc. They were great but they were getting worn out and too loose and too stained so I bought the same size with a different pattern and they are awful.
January 19, 2026 at 6:10 PM
So about 2-3 years ago I got slip on Vans and I wore them everywhere- like took them traveling- etc. They were great but they were getting worn out and too loose and too stained so I bought the same size with a different pattern and they are awful.
Tron: Ares was way better than I expected. Also maybe Jared Leto’s best film?
January 19, 2026 at 6:16 AM
Tron: Ares was way better than I expected. Also maybe Jared Leto’s best film?
Current Mood:
a monkey is sitting at a desk with a laptop on it
ALT: a monkey is sitting at a desk with a laptop on it
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January 15, 2026 at 6:16 PM
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And officially registered for the LA 2028 Olympics ticket draw!
January 14, 2026 at 5:37 PM
And officially registered for the LA 2028 Olympics ticket draw!
Got called a “gentleman” today. Yup, super mascualine name of Alyson.
January 14, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Got called a “gentleman” today. Yup, super mascualine name of Alyson.
Once again I am wasting time trying to find an actual person to talk to at the California State Bar re not renewing my solo law firm’s registration with them because it is no longer in operation.
January 12, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Once again I am wasting time trying to find an actual person to talk to at the California State Bar re not renewing my solo law firm’s registration with them because it is no longer in operation.
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My Dearest Martha,
All is quiet in the camp, the men resting after today's bloody skirmish with the Quinoa Battalion.
I try to sleep, but as I drift off, I hear the echoes of the fiendish battle cry of the damned veggie burgers reverberate through my head: "Kale them all! Kale, kale, kale"
All is quiet in the camp, the men resting after today's bloody skirmish with the Quinoa Battalion.
I try to sleep, but as I drift off, I hear the echoes of the fiendish battle cry of the damned veggie burgers reverberate through my head: "Kale them all! Kale, kale, kale"
January 12, 2026 at 8:03 AM
My Dearest Martha,
All is quiet in the camp, the men resting after today's bloody skirmish with the Quinoa Battalion.
I try to sleep, but as I drift off, I hear the echoes of the fiendish battle cry of the damned veggie burgers reverberate through my head: "Kale them all! Kale, kale, kale"
All is quiet in the camp, the men resting after today's bloody skirmish with the Quinoa Battalion.
I try to sleep, but as I drift off, I hear the echoes of the fiendish battle cry of the damned veggie burgers reverberate through my head: "Kale them all! Kale, kale, kale"
Trying to sell like 5 dresses online that no longer fit and Poshmark lost my first listing and I was immediately hit by like multiple phishing and spam emails... so that’s great.
January 11, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Trying to sell like 5 dresses online that no longer fit and Poshmark lost my first listing and I was immediately hit by like multiple phishing and spam emails... so that’s great.
Okay- who started playing a game of Jumanji in St. Louis?
St. Louis officials are warning residents that several monkeys may be on the loose
"This is the first time we've had a situation dealing with monkeys at large in the city of St. Louis”
"This is the first time we've had a situation dealing with monkeys at large in the city of St. Louis”
Officials still searching for several monkeys loose in north St. Louis
If you have seen the monkeys, please contact Animal Care and Control by calling 314-657-1500.
www.ksdk.com
January 11, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Okay- who started playing a game of Jumanji in St. Louis?
Happy Sunday!
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January 11, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Happy Sunday!
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Watched Death of a a Unicorn and remembered my own Art History major college pilgrimage to the Cloisters to see the tapestries. Really an awesome museum and a magical place.
January 11, 2026 at 6:25 AM
Watched Death of a a Unicorn and remembered my own Art History major college pilgrimage to the Cloisters to see the tapestries. Really an awesome museum and a magical place.
Watched Novocaine and it was absolutely hilarious.
January 11, 2026 at 3:47 AM
Watched Novocaine and it was absolutely hilarious.
Our cat sounds exactly like the 7-foot long otters on Prehistoric Planet Ice Age. It was already his favorite TV show and then that came on and he tried to jump into the TV. He no longer thinks he’s a cat and says he’s actually an otter.
January 9, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Our cat sounds exactly like the 7-foot long otters on Prehistoric Planet Ice Age. It was already his favorite TV show and then that came on and he tried to jump into the TV. He no longer thinks he’s a cat and says he’s actually an otter.
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January 6, 2026 at 2:58 PM
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Nothing is ever as bad as you think it is. It's actually much worse.
January 5, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Nothing is ever as bad as you think it is. It's actually much worse.
Recently I have gotten a lot of questions about the “new” PAGA rules. Although there have been some positive changes, for the most part PAGA claims are still incredibly expensive and my playbook has largely stayed the same.
But here are some of the key differences for employers:
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But here are some of the key differences for employers:
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January 5, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Recently I have gotten a lot of questions about the “new” PAGA rules. Although there have been some positive changes, for the most part PAGA claims are still incredibly expensive and my playbook has largely stayed the same.
But here are some of the key differences for employers:
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But here are some of the key differences for employers:
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Pre-Pandemic I did Pilates a lot but never got back into after things returned to normal. Finally went back to a class this morning. Hoping I can make this a weekly thing again.
January 5, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Pre-Pandemic I did Pilates a lot but never got back into after things returned to normal. Finally went back to a class this morning. Hoping I can make this a weekly thing again.
Cat is obsessed with Prehistoric Planet Ice Age. He says it’s the best show on TV.
January 5, 2026 at 4:52 AM
Cat is obsessed with Prehistoric Planet Ice Age. He says it’s the best show on TV.
Another amazing meal at Ammatoli!
January 4, 2026 at 5:30 AM
Another amazing meal at Ammatoli!