No, not *THAT* alvinmsss
@alvinmsss.bsky.social
Non Ambulant Freelance Sonambulist.
Ubiquitous and yet absent.
Did I tell you about the time Debbie Gibson liked me on Twitter ?
Not Wycombe Wanderers, that would be ridiculous.
Did I tell you about the time Debbie Gibson liked me on Twitter ?
Not Wycombe Wanderers, that would be ridiculous.
Pinned
Here's a thing Jnrmsss no.1 did on tiktok a few years ago. It was my pinned tweet so I thought I'd bring it here #demistifyingdisability #CerebralPalsy
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Traitors on the inside, Trump on the outside ... who’d want to run the BBC now? Actually, I would
This week’s column by Stewart Lee
www.thenerve.news/p/stewart-le...
This week’s column by Stewart Lee
www.thenerve.news/p/stewart-le...
November 16, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Traitors on the inside, Trump on the outside ... who’d want to run the BBC now? Actually, I would
This week’s column by Stewart Lee
www.thenerve.news/p/stewart-le...
This week’s column by Stewart Lee
www.thenerve.news/p/stewart-le...
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The campaign starts here! Stewart Lee for DG…
Traitors on the inside, Trump on the outside ... who’d want to run the BBC now? Actually, I would
This week’s column by Stewart Lee
www.thenerve.news/p/stewart-le...
This week’s column by Stewart Lee
www.thenerve.news/p/stewart-le...
November 16, 2025 at 11:18 AM
The campaign starts here! Stewart Lee for DG…
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✍️ Cam Stones signs pro contract with Wycombe Wanderers. "A big congratulations to him, his family and all the hard-working youth developers that have supported his journey this far. We all look forward to seeing his progress in the coming years at Wycombe Wanderers."
www.wwfc.com/news/2025/no...
www.wwfc.com/news/2025/no...
Cam Stones signs first professional contract
Cam Stones signs his first professional contract for the Choirboys
www.wwfc.com
November 14, 2025 at 11:17 PM
✍️ Cam Stones signs pro contract with Wycombe Wanderers. "A big congratulations to him, his family and all the hard-working youth developers that have supported his journey this far. We all look forward to seeing his progress in the coming years at Wycombe Wanderers."
www.wwfc.com/news/2025/no...
www.wwfc.com/news/2025/no...
It's been a minute but here's a #bskybeer for this damp Friday evening. Pale Four from Tring Brewery. A long amongst beers, four hops I hear you ask. Yes four, and they work hard. #happyplace
November 14, 2025 at 5:55 PM
It's been a minute but here's a #bskybeer for this damp Friday evening. Pale Four from Tring Brewery. A long amongst beers, four hops I hear you ask. Yes four, and they work hard. #happyplace
Out for #notbeerbods tonight, a pint of Alpaca Lypse from Salt and an evening of Turin Brakes at The Brook in Southampton. Now for a long drive home.
November 13, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Out for #notbeerbods tonight, a pint of Alpaca Lypse from Salt and an evening of Turin Brakes at The Brook in Southampton. Now for a long drive home.
Something that has just struck me... Starmer, Reeves, and Streeting all have the same voice just in a different pitch (or is it key?), more to follow as we analyse other cabinet members vocalisations. #monodrone #adenoids
November 12, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Something that has just struck me... Starmer, Reeves, and Streeting all have the same voice just in a different pitch (or is it key?), more to follow as we analyse other cabinet members vocalisations. #monodrone #adenoids
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Everything on our news agenda is being driven by a corrupted disinformation machine, run by a billionaire who sponsors Tommy Robinson and who keeps trying to foment civil war in the UK.
And incredibly our MPs & news providers stay there.
THAT is the problem. Not some bad editing choice on the BBC.
And incredibly our MPs & news providers stay there.
THAT is the problem. Not some bad editing choice on the BBC.
November 10, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Everything on our news agenda is being driven by a corrupted disinformation machine, run by a billionaire who sponsors Tommy Robinson and who keeps trying to foment civil war in the UK.
And incredibly our MPs & news providers stay there.
THAT is the problem. Not some bad editing choice on the BBC.
And incredibly our MPs & news providers stay there.
THAT is the problem. Not some bad editing choice on the BBC.
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Summer 2026 is calling! 🌞🎶 Tickets for our run of summer shows are on sale now here: deaconblue.lnk.to/summer2026
We’re also delighted to be joined by the brilliant Lightning Seeds at all dates except Edinburgh.
🎟 Grab your tickets now! You won’t want to miss these shows.
We’re also delighted to be joined by the brilliant Lightning Seeds at all dates except Edinburgh.
🎟 Grab your tickets now! You won’t want to miss these shows.
November 7, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Summer 2026 is calling! 🌞🎶 Tickets for our run of summer shows are on sale now here: deaconblue.lnk.to/summer2026
We’re also delighted to be joined by the brilliant Lightning Seeds at all dates except Edinburgh.
🎟 Grab your tickets now! You won’t want to miss these shows.
We’re also delighted to be joined by the brilliant Lightning Seeds at all dates except Edinburgh.
🎟 Grab your tickets now! You won’t want to miss these shows.
The Weekend Project box is almost over, and this one Glass Frogs hits hard for a dank #notbeerbods this evening. Definitely a sipping beer.
November 6, 2025 at 8:06 PM
The Weekend Project box is almost over, and this one Glass Frogs hits hard for a dank #notbeerbods this evening. Definitely a sipping beer.
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Due to demand, we've added a 2nd night at the stunning Piece Hall in Halifax, we'll now be playing Wed 8 July as well as Thurs 9!
🎟 Remaining tickets for Thursday, as well as the new Wed show, go on sale at 10am on Friday via thepiecehall.co.uk and ticketmaster.co.uk.
🎟 Remaining tickets for Thursday, as well as the new Wed show, go on sale at 10am on Friday via thepiecehall.co.uk and ticketmaster.co.uk.
November 6, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Due to demand, we've added a 2nd night at the stunning Piece Hall in Halifax, we'll now be playing Wed 8 July as well as Thurs 9!
🎟 Remaining tickets for Thursday, as well as the new Wed show, go on sale at 10am on Friday via thepiecehall.co.uk and ticketmaster.co.uk.
🎟 Remaining tickets for Thursday, as well as the new Wed show, go on sale at 10am on Friday via thepiecehall.co.uk and ticketmaster.co.uk.
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You know what - it would be really life affirming if just for once - THIS 👇 was the story
Next time someone tells you that train drivers "just push buttons" show them this from the BBC
November 2, 2025 at 7:11 PM
You know what - it would be really life affirming if just for once - THIS 👇 was the story
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FT Wycombe 2 Plymouth 0
Wanderers through to the 2nd Round of the FA Cup with a fairly routine victory over #pafc. Draw on Monday, #chairboys ball no.23 🙏
Att: 3,571 (951 away)
www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
Wanderers through to the 2nd Round of the FA Cup with a fairly routine victory over #pafc. Draw on Monday, #chairboys ball no.23 🙏
Att: 3,571 (951 away)
www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
November 1, 2025 at 5:15 PM
FT Wycombe 2 Plymouth 0
Wanderers through to the 2nd Round of the FA Cup with a fairly routine victory over #pafc. Draw on Monday, #chairboys ball no.23 🙏
Att: 3,571 (951 away)
www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
Wanderers through to the 2nd Round of the FA Cup with a fairly routine victory over #pafc. Draw on Monday, #chairboys ball no.23 🙏
Att: 3,571 (951 away)
www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
A nifty pre-match pint of Rebellion Eclipse Nitro Stout before the FA Cup 1st Round Proper #bskybeer #wycombewanderers #chairboys
November 1, 2025 at 2:01 PM
A nifty pre-match pint of Rebellion Eclipse Nitro Stout before the FA Cup 1st Round Proper #bskybeer #wycombewanderers #chairboys
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It's the final weekend coming up in which you can pre-order our merchandise, produced by S66 Sportswear.
Ideal for Christmas gifts. All sizes covered. Worldwide shipping. All royalties go towards developing cricket in Iceland.
Shop: www.s66sportswear.co.uk/icelandcricket
Ideal for Christmas gifts. All sizes covered. Worldwide shipping. All royalties go towards developing cricket in Iceland.
Shop: www.s66sportswear.co.uk/icelandcricket
October 31, 2025 at 12:35 PM
It's the final weekend coming up in which you can pre-order our merchandise, produced by S66 Sportswear.
Ideal for Christmas gifts. All sizes covered. Worldwide shipping. All royalties go towards developing cricket in Iceland.
Shop: www.s66sportswear.co.uk/icelandcricket
Ideal for Christmas gifts. All sizes covered. Worldwide shipping. All royalties go towards developing cricket in Iceland.
Shop: www.s66sportswear.co.uk/icelandcricket
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If you're a member of the National Trust remember to vote for council members by midnight tonight.
Use the Quick Vote option.
Entryist pressure group Reform Trust is trying to seize control. Stop them
Voting is quick and easy if your membership card is at hand
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Use the Quick Vote option.
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Voting is quick and easy if your membership card is at hand
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Welcome to the National Trust 2025 voting website, hosted by independent voting service provider Civica Election Services.
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October 31, 2025 at 2:19 PM
If you're a member of the National Trust remember to vote for council members by midnight tonight.
Use the Quick Vote option.
Entryist pressure group Reform Trust is trying to seize control. Stop them
Voting is quick and easy if your membership card is at hand
secure.cesvotes.com/V3-3-0/nt25/...
Use the Quick Vote option.
Entryist pressure group Reform Trust is trying to seize control. Stop them
Voting is quick and easy if your membership card is at hand
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Thanks, great goal from Beryly Lubala for Wycombe at Wealdstone. Now with Stevenage.
October 30, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Thanks, great goal from Beryly Lubala for Wycombe at Wealdstone. Now with Stevenage.
Only £9.80 for a plastic pint of Camden Hells for #notbeerbods this evening. Add to that sitting through an evening of Busted Vs McFly and I do believe my dad points quota will be fully replenished !
October 30, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Only £9.80 for a plastic pint of Camden Hells for #notbeerbods this evening. Add to that sitting through an evening of Busted Vs McFly and I do believe my dad points quota will be fully replenished !
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The continued presence of the government and public institutions on X should no longer be a matter of debate. It should simply be a matter of shame.
Elon Musk: "It is time for the English to ally with the hard men, like Tommy Robinson, and fight for their survival or they shall surely all die" 29th October 2025. 2 million views in its first hour.
October 29, 2025 at 11:26 AM
The continued presence of the government and public institutions on X should no longer be a matter of debate. It should simply be a matter of shame.
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Elon Musk: "It is time for the English to ally with the hard men, like Tommy Robinson, and fight for their survival or they shall surely all die" 29th October 2025. 2 million views in its first hour.
October 29, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Elon Musk: "It is time for the English to ally with the hard men, like Tommy Robinson, and fight for their survival or they shall surely all die" 29th October 2025. 2 million views in its first hour.
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Things that are making me laugh:
The Green Party have more members than the Tories.
I have more Bluesky and X followers than Zack Polanski.
#MakeYourVoteCount
The Green Party have more members than the Tories.
I have more Bluesky and X followers than Zack Polanski.
#MakeYourVoteCount
October 29, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Things that are making me laugh:
The Green Party have more members than the Tories.
I have more Bluesky and X followers than Zack Polanski.
#MakeYourVoteCount
The Green Party have more members than the Tories.
I have more Bluesky and X followers than Zack Polanski.
#MakeYourVoteCount
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If I was Starmer, I'd be putting tariffs on Tesla, reviewing any solar battery bank contracts we have with Tesla, and putting travel restrictions on this utter melt. Shouldn't be welcome here.
Oh and btw, delete your Twitter account.
Oh and btw, delete your Twitter account.
X is a cesspit led by an unhinged billionaire who is desperately trying to stir up civil war in Britain.
Nobody with any sense or decency should be there.
No organisations, government departments, or politicians should be there.
Everyone who is, is enabling this monster.
Nobody with any sense or decency should be there.
No organisations, government departments, or politicians should be there.
Everyone who is, is enabling this monster.
October 29, 2025 at 10:30 AM
If I was Starmer, I'd be putting tariffs on Tesla, reviewing any solar battery bank contracts we have with Tesla, and putting travel restrictions on this utter melt. Shouldn't be welcome here.
Oh and btw, delete your Twitter account.
Oh and btw, delete your Twitter account.