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altmaster.bsky.social
Douglas!
@altmaster.bsky.social
Tired old man who's hungry, horny, or both

25 years old (How am I here already stop it)

Profile is Art by @VictorEH_Draws on Twitter! (Don’t know his Blusky atm)
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nothing can put a bigger smile on my face than reading that Microsoft has to scale back its AI ambitions because NOBODY uses copilot.
December 15, 2025 at 10:40 AM
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HAHA OKAY SO MY STRAIGHTS ARE MORE DIRE THAN I THOUGH DESPITE TALKING WITH THEM

PLEASE SHARE THIS AROUND
December 11, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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December 12, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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For my dear artists:

*Commissions and Patreon are censored due to Insta stupid conditions
December 12, 2025 at 10:08 AM
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Sorry for using comics and art to vent and cope with the world changing around me. I will return to drawing whimsical and silly frog wizards and adventures.
December 11, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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i'm getting desperate here :')

less than two days til rent is due and i'm still on ground zero :')

share with frens, repost if you haven't - any commission can help really✌️🥲

plus im running discounts too so you can help an artist in need while having a good deal 🫵🙂‍↕️
✨COMMISSION DISCOUNTS✨

i'm in quite a pickle with the upcoming rent on 6th, so i'm whipping out some discounts on everything to get at least some traction going🦦✨

DM if interested~

reposts are most appreciated <3
December 4, 2025 at 10:57 AM
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Calling my reps for the millionth time about KOSA and the screen act, at least I have my script memorized ATP. I use the 5 calls app to easily find my reps!
he hasn't stopped calling~ have you? 🫵

how to call: stop-paypros.neocities.org

info and resources on pay discrimination: cartoonist.coop/censorship-p...
December 2, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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Phenomaman won the monthly poll so I drew my interpretation of that one thing he says💦

#phenomaman
November 30, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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We are actually doing something. DON'T STOP CALLING.
Morale at paypros call centers is in the toilet right now. It’s not just normal Black Friday stress, they’re being pounded. Corporate is pressuring bosses to end the paypros call campaigns. Source familiar w/ internals at MC stressed that folks should stand their ground but be kind to agents (1)
November 29, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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Slop Evader is a tool from artist and researcher Tega Brain that lets you search the web for results exclusively before November 30, 2022—the day that ChatGPT was released to the public.
'Slop Evader' Lets You Surf the Web Like It’s 2022
Artist Tega Brain is fighting the internet’s enshittification by turning back the clock to before ChatGPT existed.
www.404media.co
November 26, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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Me: "stroke stoopid. stroke bateboner pumpbro solosexual goonmonkey style. stroke"

My Boyfriend: "what"

Me: "stroke hospital"
November 23, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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The source of almost all of the problems we have, is the billionaire class.
November 21, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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the only good thing about genAI is that it got me to really love seeing bad art, because I know a person put in time and effort, made themselves vulnerable by showing it to others, and is trying to improve. I value that more than anything now
November 20, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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hey! if I send you an invoice, shut the fuck up. do not mention NSFW stuff or even the word "furry" or anything, Paypal is company of dickbags searching for any excuse to harass creators. using invoices is the smartest/best/safest way of working as a comm artist, and this is explicit targeting
Apparently P*ypal now asks for customer opinions on accounts sending invoices.
If you are paying an invoice to a nsfw artist, do NOT mention NSFW in any way, keep it blank even. you risk both your account and the artists.
November 19, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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Woofia needs to be kinkier in the CGs!! Give me gags!! Give me heavy bondage!!! Give my kinks god dammit!!

Drew some of my faves cause i wanted to take matters into my own hands :p
#XXL猛漢町 #XXLWOOFIA #XXL同伴集結
September 6, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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Need them to hypnozonk me

And hypnozonk guys in general
November 15, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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Heads up Animators!
I've been seeing reports of studios seeing fake job listings linking to 3rd party recruiting companies. BE CAREFUL and only apply to jobs on the studio sites.
AI companies are tricking animators to hand in high quality reels that they are feeding to AI instead of hiring.
November 13, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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I want to know I'm giving more of my pay cheque a year to weird sex artists on the internet than into the pockets off bezos.
November 13, 2025 at 11:53 AM
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He really is my favorite cartoon hunk to draw ✨️💖💪🫶💖✨️
November 12, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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Men feel their pants sagging but they pull their pants UP instead of pulling them DOWN and this is should be a crime I think your ass WANTS to be out let your booty show!!
November 10, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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i like my men very moist and lubricated 🤭
#aidasdraws #dispatch #waterboy
November 6, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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Censorship is now coming for your dnd and your warhammer and your farming sim, they don't care if it's not adult content. They wanted everything
MasterCard is marketing its new MasterCard Threat Intelligence platform to issuers & acquirers. A source familiar w/ MasterCard’s internal operations told me MTI is flagging anime, VTubing, adult content, tabletop, video games as potentially “high fraud risk”

fintechmagazine.com/news/how-is-...
How is Mastercard Preventing Payment Fraud at Scale?
Announcing Threat Intelligence at Money 20/20 US, Mastercard showcases its latest technology in preventing fraud, combining insights from Recorded Future
fintechmagazine.com
November 3, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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Alex was happy to give hypnosis a go to help with his workouts - Fully unaware that he was gonna be trained to be a mindless pet instead🐶
Now the only thing in his mind was being a good boy to get praised by his new owner~😈🌀
#gayhypno #hypnoart #malehypnosis #malehypno
November 3, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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Shrinking a muscle boy into a Machop so you can overload his stats on protein from level 1 before you evolve him all the way into Machamp
November 2, 2025 at 10:23 AM