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Chris A
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film guy barry lyndon guy some guy
LETS GOOOOOOOO
@alsikkan.bsky.social Just making sure you were aware of this moment in the new Nia Dacosta Criterion Closet video
January 21, 2026 at 6:00 PM
I never feel more like a responsible adult than when I’m eating an apple
January 21, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Cauliflower: the perfect vegetable, immaculate florets with a creamy texture, subtle but unmistakable flavor that emphasizes any savory sauce.

Broccoli: the middle child vegetable, relentlessly woody flavor, chunky florets, their slick trunk resisting all sauce.
January 20, 2026 at 10:30 PM
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we're getting all the downsides of cyberpunk (social alienation, ruthless hyper capitalism, digital mass surveillance state) but none of the promised upsides (cheap street food, cool jackets, super drugs that make you really fast and strong before they kill you)
January 20, 2026 at 9:25 PM
it’s me 🫡
Disney is expected to announce their next CEO next month

(via LA Times)
January 20, 2026 at 8:03 PM
collapse the dollar? But that’s what i have!
BREAKING: Europe may begin selling U.S. assets in response to a new conflict with the US, a move that could trigger a dollar collapse, per Bloomberg.
January 20, 2026 at 6:26 PM
we’ve got you by the collar and our fist is cocked and we’re going to punch you in the face repeatedly and the worst thing you could do is try to get out of it
US Secretary of Treasury Scott Bessent:

What I am urging everyone here to do is sit back, take a deep breath, and let things play out. The worst thing countries can do is escalate against the United States.
January 20, 2026 at 1:47 PM
people who complain about bob dylans voice were given ears yes but what’s the point
January 18, 2026 at 11:11 PM
it’s crazy that the Heimlich maneuver has only been around since 1974 and everyone before that just stood there like a Sims panicking at the person choking to death
January 17, 2026 at 10:01 PM
‘PARANORMAL ACTIVITY 8’ will release on May 21, 2027 in theaters.

Produced by James Wan.
January 17, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Uhhhhh ohhhhhhh
January 16, 2026 at 3:15 PM
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January 16, 2026 at 12:35 PM
I’m starting a new conspiracy theory that everything in the foreground is real but everything in the background is green screen but about everything
January 16, 2026 at 12:46 PM
pole to pole with will smith
January 16, 2026 at 12:14 AM
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been staring at this image on and off all day
January 15, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Disney is going to to be very nervous about this in four months
Dave Filoni & Lynwen Brennan will officially become the next leaders of Lucasfilm.

Filoni will handle the creative side & Brennan will handle all business affairs.
January 16, 2026 at 12:03 AM
ABC : Always. Be. Coughing.
January 16, 2026 at 12:02 AM
well, he’s right!!
Sam Raimi was asked his biggest criticism of modern superhero movies:

"That they don't offer me more of them"
January 15, 2026 at 9:28 PM
hate to see it
January 15, 2026 at 5:29 PM
The problem with Dave Franco is he looks and sounds exactly like James Franco
January 15, 2026 at 4:42 PM
look at this cool photo of magneto I found
January 15, 2026 at 1:35 PM
with everything going on I really felt like I needed a relaxing movie night for me and my wife so I put on uncut gems
January 15, 2026 at 1:28 PM
they’ll go back to starting HVAC businesses and getting 2 star reviews in no time
It’s worth considering that an overnight dismantling of ICE in 2029 would release into the wild a whole herd of specialists in violence with scant other marketable skills.
January 15, 2026 at 11:58 AM
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i’m creating a new conspiracy theory that the reason that there’s so much film discourse with people not understanding what they watch is because there’s two versions of every film and they show different theaters a different version at random
January 14, 2026 at 1:57 AM
I’m one upping this by having the robot voice read the plot section of movie Wikipedia at 10x speed
In their lifetime, the average so-called cinephile will watch barely a fraction of all films ever released. That’s why I’m cinemamaxxing. By watching films at 5x speed I can experience the entire filmography of auteurs both famous and obscure in a matter of hours
January 15, 2026 at 12:29 AM