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soccer mom ⚽️: in the fuck ing clouds
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sheldon voice bazonga
May 6, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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I’m gonna be a cow main
another look at the new Mario Kart (Switch 2)
April 2, 2025 at 1:09 PM
*trump voice* im a single mom who works two jobs
March 31, 2025 at 9:10 PM
this was funny
they should make mucinex for men. muciney (chromosome)
they should make vitamins for men. vitamen
March 28, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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March 24, 2025 at 10:12 PM
i just vomited in my fuck ing mouth
March 25, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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seems real
March 25, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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the main concern is that with my genetic data the government can make a tiny clone of me that they can torture to get even more of my data
March 24, 2025 at 9:00 PM
all of my opinions are the correct ones
March 24, 2025 at 10:35 PM
the male zodiac
March 23, 2025 at 5:20 AM
the thing about falling down the stairs repeatedly is that its free
March 23, 2025 at 5:17 AM
welcome to 65.3 fm - absolute r o c k

*truck horn, bomb explosion*

playing the best hits around the clock

*machine gun fire, babies screaming*

strap in

*blind melon starts playing*
March 22, 2025 at 10:12 PM
im drunk enough to be near tears in my appreciation for bluetooth
March 18, 2025 at 2:45 AM
just realized i look like temu paul mescal
March 17, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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If i saw a child doing heroin i would jump in front of the needle and take the Hit . That is how dedicated i am to community's
March 13, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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american domestic and foreign policy turning a big dial that says "sideshow bob walking into rakes" on it and constantly looking back at the audience for disapproval like a contestant on the price is right
March 11, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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First they flagged Enola Gay. Next up Homo Erectus.
March 9, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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girl who has to ask her partner to stop railing her for a second because she just thought of a banger post
March 6, 2025 at 3:45 AM
they should make mucinex for men. muciney (chromosome)
they should make vitamins for men. vitamen
they should make robitussin for men. brobitussin
February 27, 2025 at 6:09 PM
zendaya is shreks daughter
Zendaya has been cast as Shrek’s daughter in ‘SHREK 5’

In theaters on December 23, 2026.
February 27, 2025 at 4:39 PM
goes hard as fuck
First look at Aaron Pierre & Kyle Chandler as John Stewart & Hal Jordan in ‘LANTERNS’

Releasing in 2026 on HBO.
February 27, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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I just applied to work at joanns fabric. I hope to work there for many years :)
February 26, 2025 at 5:37 AM
your outie slays the boots down
February 25, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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I’m so fucking mad. Just watched a youtube video on the top 10 most iconic animal sounds that ranked ‘oink’ higher than ‘quack’. What the fuck
February 22, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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I play Wordle first, in order to feel smart and capable, and then I play Connections to remind me that the universe is a baffling, capricious “fuck you”
February 22, 2025 at 7:46 PM