soccer mom ⚽️: in the fuck ing clouds
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sheldon voice bazonga
May 6, 2025 at 4:34 PM
sheldon voice bazonga
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I’m gonna be a cow main
April 2, 2025 at 1:09 PM
I’m gonna be a cow main
*trump voice* im a single mom who works two jobs
March 31, 2025 at 9:10 PM
*trump voice* im a single mom who works two jobs
this was funny
they should make mucinex for men. muciney (chromosome)
they should make vitamins for men. vitamen
March 28, 2025 at 2:23 PM
this was funny
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i just vomited in my fuck ing mouth
March 25, 2025 at 5:56 PM
i just vomited in my fuck ing mouth
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the main concern is that with my genetic data the government can make a tiny clone of me that they can torture to get even more of my data
March 24, 2025 at 9:00 PM
the main concern is that with my genetic data the government can make a tiny clone of me that they can torture to get even more of my data
all of my opinions are the correct ones
March 24, 2025 at 10:35 PM
all of my opinions are the correct ones
the male zodiac
March 23, 2025 at 5:20 AM
the male zodiac
the thing about falling down the stairs repeatedly is that its free
March 23, 2025 at 5:17 AM
the thing about falling down the stairs repeatedly is that its free
welcome to 65.3 fm - absolute r o c k
*truck horn, bomb explosion*
playing the best hits around the clock
*machine gun fire, babies screaming*
strap in
*blind melon starts playing*
*truck horn, bomb explosion*
playing the best hits around the clock
*machine gun fire, babies screaming*
strap in
*blind melon starts playing*
March 22, 2025 at 10:12 PM
welcome to 65.3 fm - absolute r o c k
*truck horn, bomb explosion*
playing the best hits around the clock
*machine gun fire, babies screaming*
strap in
*blind melon starts playing*
*truck horn, bomb explosion*
playing the best hits around the clock
*machine gun fire, babies screaming*
strap in
*blind melon starts playing*
im drunk enough to be near tears in my appreciation for bluetooth
March 18, 2025 at 2:45 AM
im drunk enough to be near tears in my appreciation for bluetooth
just realized i look like temu paul mescal
March 17, 2025 at 5:51 PM
just realized i look like temu paul mescal
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If i saw a child doing heroin i would jump in front of the needle and take the Hit . That is how dedicated i am to community's
March 13, 2025 at 5:57 PM
If i saw a child doing heroin i would jump in front of the needle and take the Hit . That is how dedicated i am to community's
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american domestic and foreign policy turning a big dial that says "sideshow bob walking into rakes" on it and constantly looking back at the audience for disapproval like a contestant on the price is right
March 11, 2025 at 4:32 PM
american domestic and foreign policy turning a big dial that says "sideshow bob walking into rakes" on it and constantly looking back at the audience for disapproval like a contestant on the price is right
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First they flagged Enola Gay. Next up Homo Erectus.
March 9, 2025 at 1:55 AM
First they flagged Enola Gay. Next up Homo Erectus.
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girl who has to ask her partner to stop railing her for a second because she just thought of a banger post
March 6, 2025 at 3:45 AM
girl who has to ask her partner to stop railing her for a second because she just thought of a banger post
they should make mucinex for men. muciney (chromosome)
they should make vitamins for men. vitamen
they should make robitussin for men. brobitussin
February 27, 2025 at 6:09 PM
they should make mucinex for men. muciney (chromosome)
zendaya is shreks daughter
Zendaya has been cast as Shrek’s daughter in ‘SHREK 5’
In theaters on December 23, 2026.
In theaters on December 23, 2026.
February 27, 2025 at 4:39 PM
zendaya is shreks daughter
goes hard as fuck
First look at Aaron Pierre & Kyle Chandler as John Stewart & Hal Jordan in ‘LANTERNS’
Releasing in 2026 on HBO.
Releasing in 2026 on HBO.
February 27, 2025 at 4:29 PM
goes hard as fuck
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I just applied to work at joanns fabric. I hope to work there for many years :)
February 26, 2025 at 5:37 AM
I just applied to work at joanns fabric. I hope to work there for many years :)
your outie slays the boots down
February 25, 2025 at 5:11 PM
your outie slays the boots down
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I’m so fucking mad. Just watched a youtube video on the top 10 most iconic animal sounds that ranked ‘oink’ higher than ‘quack’. What the fuck
February 22, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I’m so fucking mad. Just watched a youtube video on the top 10 most iconic animal sounds that ranked ‘oink’ higher than ‘quack’. What the fuck
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I play Wordle first, in order to feel smart and capable, and then I play Connections to remind me that the universe is a baffling, capricious “fuck you”
February 22, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I play Wordle first, in order to feel smart and capable, and then I play Connections to remind me that the universe is a baffling, capricious “fuck you”