Alex Martynwood
@alpenm.bsky.social
ATLAS Physicist, miniature painter and tired parent...
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![Comic. [Person with ponytail pointing at diagram while speaking to three other people] PERSON: If the emergency stop is activated, any riders on the waterslide will be diverted into the beam dump, a large graphite block which will safely absorb their momentum. [caption] We regretted hiring an accelerator physicist to design our water park.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreicnzdnpjdz4clfa2uhx6isbdwgu72oku5pee4av7paavbjmqpyoiu@jpeg)
November 18, 2025 at 3:40 AM
This is the perfect example of what happens when you unthinkingly use AI...
feel like some things got lost along the way but i guess that's the creative process for you
November 12, 2025 at 6:30 AM
This is the perfect example of what happens when you unthinkingly use AI...
What even is this?
Please, someone section this man for his own and others safety...
Just how can you be this insane and reach any level of wealth or power?!?
Please, someone section this man for his own and others safety...
Just how can you be this insane and reach any level of wealth or power?!?
Inside tech billionaire Peter Thiel’s off-the-record lectures about the antichrist
The political svengali and investor has been giving lectures on ‘an evil king or tyrant … who appears in the end times’
www.theguardian.com
October 10, 2025 at 9:05 PM
What even is this?
Please, someone section this man for his own and others safety...
Just how can you be this insane and reach any level of wealth or power?!?
Please, someone section this man for his own and others safety...
Just how can you be this insane and reach any level of wealth or power?!?
September 18, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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He's an idiot and a Russian asset...
Trump blames Ukraine for getting invaded: "It's not a war that should've been started. You don't do that. You don't take on a nation that's 10 times your size ... they took probably a lot of money too."
August 19, 2025 at 3:24 PM
He's an idiot and a Russian asset...
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Henley & Partners’ wealth migration reports have been reported all over the world, both to prove both that there's a massive exodus of wealth from the UK and that there isn't.
Our forensic review finds the data riddled with anomalies - and in key places looks fabricated:
Our forensic review finds the data riddled with anomalies - and in key places looks fabricated:
July 27, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Henley & Partners’ wealth migration reports have been reported all over the world, both to prove both that there's a massive exodus of wealth from the UK and that there isn't.
Our forensic review finds the data riddled with anomalies - and in key places looks fabricated:
Our forensic review finds the data riddled with anomalies - and in key places looks fabricated:
I think someone needs to look up the world record for km's run on a fractured tibia... Pretty sure Bronze must have racked up 10k++ a game on a broken-fucking-leg...
July 27, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I think someone needs to look up the world record for km's run on a fractured tibia... Pretty sure Bronze must have racked up 10k++ a game on a broken-fucking-leg...
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I blogged about fashion
defector.com/innovation-s...
defector.com/innovation-s...
Innovation Strikes In The Field Of Chimpanzee Rectum Adornment | Defector
Fifteen years ago in a sanctuary in Zambia, inspiration struck a chimpanzee named Julie. She plucked a stiff blade of grass, stuck it inside her ear, and left it there. There the grass dangled as Juli...
defector.com
July 25, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I blogged about fashion
defector.com/innovation-s...
defector.com/innovation-s...
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A woman wore a dress 16 years ago — when she was a teenager — so she’s not entitled to political principles that The Times dislikes.
July 19, 2025 at 1:47 PM
A woman wore a dress 16 years ago — when she was a teenager — so she’s not entitled to political principles that The Times dislikes.
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Trying to get a tan in the hot weather.
July 1, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Trying to get a tan in the hot weather.
I don't think you could get a bigger dichotomy between the pyramid and other stage than right now...
June 28, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I don't think you could get a bigger dichotomy between the pyramid and other stage than right now...
I finished my DBL 25 team!
A Wood Elf team with no elves on it... "Can't See the Wood Elves For the Trees"
I'm hilarious, I know :P But I'm pretty happy with how the concept has turned out...
A Wood Elf team with no elves on it... "Can't See the Wood Elves For the Trees"
I'm hilarious, I know :P But I'm pretty happy with how the concept has turned out...
June 27, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I finished my DBL 25 team!
A Wood Elf team with no elves on it... "Can't See the Wood Elves For the Trees"
I'm hilarious, I know :P But I'm pretty happy with how the concept has turned out...
A Wood Elf team with no elves on it... "Can't See the Wood Elves For the Trees"
I'm hilarious, I know :P But I'm pretty happy with how the concept has turned out...
Trollolololololol
“Unprovoked strikes against a sovereign state, its citizens, peaceful cities, and nuclear energy infrastructure are unacceptable,” Russia’s foreign ministry said in a statement
“Unprovoked strikes against a sovereign state, its citizens, peaceful cities, and nuclear energy infrastructure are unacceptable,” Russia’s foreign ministry said in a statement
June 13, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Trollolololololol
“Unprovoked strikes against a sovereign state, its citizens, peaceful cities, and nuclear energy infrastructure are unacceptable,” Russia’s foreign ministry said in a statement
“Unprovoked strikes against a sovereign state, its citizens, peaceful cities, and nuclear energy infrastructure are unacceptable,” Russia’s foreign ministry said in a statement
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AOC: “The girls are fighting, aren’t they?”
June 6, 2025 at 1:17 AM
AOC: “The girls are fighting, aren’t they?”
Hmm, is today the day to stop being a Labour party member and start being a Tory/Reform member*... Increasingly minimal difference... Think this is the final nail in what Kier *actually* promised when I elected him as Labour leader...
*Obviously, I would actually shift my party membership left...
*Obviously, I would actually shift my party membership left...
May 12, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Hmm, is today the day to stop being a Labour party member and start being a Tory/Reform member*... Increasingly minimal difference... Think this is the final nail in what Kier *actually* promised when I elected him as Labour leader...
*Obviously, I would actually shift my party membership left...
*Obviously, I would actually shift my party membership left...
Utter perfection breaking down a single 22s video, posted by their own paper in what was probably quite the scoop of an interview... The interview itself contains no two content... This however is pure🔥🔥🔥
on.ft.com/3H2aWLC
on.ft.com/3H2aWLC
Three things we learned about Sam Altman by scoping his kitchen
All Drizzle, no sizzle
on.ft.com
May 12, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Utter perfection breaking down a single 22s video, posted by their own paper in what was probably quite the scoop of an interview... The interview itself contains no two content... This however is pure🔥🔥🔥
on.ft.com/3H2aWLC
on.ft.com/3H2aWLC
Ah, good to see it's not just science where the references are being hallucinated...
And by good, I mean horrid...
And by good, I mean horrid...
NEW
A close reading of the "AI" fake cases judgment
Why it the very plausibility of AI-generated case law that should put lawyers on their guard
By me
Substack:
emptycity.substack.com/p/a-close-re...
Personal blog
davidallengreen.com/2025/05/a-cl...
A close reading of the "AI" fake cases judgment
Why it the very plausibility of AI-generated case law that should put lawyers on their guard
By me
Substack:
emptycity.substack.com/p/a-close-re...
Personal blog
davidallengreen.com/2025/05/a-cl...
May 9, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Ah, good to see it's not just science where the references are being hallucinated...
And by good, I mean horrid...
And by good, I mean horrid...
Uh ohhhh
Triple fuck:
1. White House proposed to cut NSF’s budget by 55%.
2. White House told NSF to fire half of staff.
3. “NSF announced it was terminating what could be more than $1 billion in grants already awarded”
If true for #3, that’s at least three times what was terminated last Friday.
FUCK
1. White House proposed to cut NSF’s budget by 55%.
2. White House told NSF to fire half of staff.
3. “NSF announced it was terminating what could be more than $1 billion in grants already awarded”
If true for #3, that’s at least three times what was terminated last Friday.
FUCK
April 24, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Uh ohhhh
Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.
While presenting an award at the event known as the Oscars of Science, 'The Studio' star pointed out the irony of tech titans' support for the Trump administration's defunding of science. The potentially embarrassing comments were edited out.
Seth Rogen’s Criticism of Silicon Valley’s Support for Trump Was Cut From the “Full” Stream of Breakthrough Prize
While presenting an award at the event known as the Oscars of Science, 'The Studio' star pointed out the irony of tech titans' support for the Trump administration's defunding of science. The potentia...
www.hollywoodreporter.com
April 16, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.
To my non-lawyer mind this is what it feels like the US legal system is going through right now... Habeas Corpus is pretty much a foundational, bed rock law, right?
xkcd.com/2347/
xkcd.com/2347/
April 16, 2025 at 1:54 AM
To my non-lawyer mind this is what it feels like the US legal system is going through right now... Habeas Corpus is pretty much a foundational, bed rock law, right?
xkcd.com/2347/
xkcd.com/2347/
As the US seems to be about to lose/has lost habeas corpus... I think this is as good a point to say that there is a chance that the original, vitally important, law may have only made it through the English parliament because one of the tellers made a "he's so fat, he counts at ten" joke...
April 14, 2025 at 6:16 PM
As the US seems to be about to lose/has lost habeas corpus... I think this is as good a point to say that there is a chance that the original, vitally important, law may have only made it through the English parliament because one of the tellers made a "he's so fat, he counts at ten" joke...
Did Fermilab get the replacement transformer from China before the insanity hit?
April 12, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Did Fermilab get the replacement transformer from China before the insanity hit?
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Alright, I think people knew of the tariff pause and traded it beforehand.
You can see before Trump posted "buy" on Truth Social, traders opened $QQQ $TQQQ and $SPY calls
RIGHT BEFORE THE NEWS, someone opened $SPY 509 calls, expiring TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Those calls are up 2100% in one hour.
You can see before Trump posted "buy" on Truth Social, traders opened $QQQ $TQQQ and $SPY calls
RIGHT BEFORE THE NEWS, someone opened $SPY 509 calls, expiring TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Those calls are up 2100% in one hour.
April 9, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Alright, I think people knew of the tariff pause and traded it beforehand.
You can see before Trump posted "buy" on Truth Social, traders opened $QQQ $TQQQ and $SPY calls
RIGHT BEFORE THE NEWS, someone opened $SPY 509 calls, expiring TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Those calls are up 2100% in one hour.
You can see before Trump posted "buy" on Truth Social, traders opened $QQQ $TQQQ and $SPY calls
RIGHT BEFORE THE NEWS, someone opened $SPY 509 calls, expiring TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Those calls are up 2100% in one hour.