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Pretend this is a good bio
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I guess Jordan Peele is producing a new horror movie called HIM, but this is the only "HIM" movie I can think of obscurityandbeyond.blogspot.com/2010/02/lost...
April 26, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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IM GONNA RUN THROUGH A WALL
April 27, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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Sidewalk art getting real
April 26, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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I want to feel loved again
April 26, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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Step 1: Buy Czech beer.
Step 2: Defeat Jóžin z bažin.
Step 3: Celebrate with more beer.

🇨🇿🤝🇷🇸
April 27, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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April 27, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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Dismissing negative emotions can do more harm than good. Psychologists emphasize that good and bad emotions are part of being human.

By not allowing negative emotions, toxic positivity may result in physical consequences, such as heart and respiratory disease from stress.

Learn more ➡️ w.wiki/CyUk
April 27, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Happy existential crisis day
April 16, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Sometimes I go "my ex ruined my humor I'm glad my gf is healing it" then I remember we shit ourselves laughing at fucking triangles.
April 13, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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They never don't look painfully stupid
April 12, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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Thought for Sunday morning...

Brutus. John Wilkes Booth. Charles Guiteau. Leon Czolgosz. Gavrilo Princip. Sirhan Sirhan. James Earl Ray. Lee Harvey Oswald. Mark David Chapman. Luigi Mangione.

Draw your own conclusions....
April 13, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Thinking about the time I wrote gay sex 103 times for some reason
April 13, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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Stealing from billion dollar corporations is a victimless crime.
a woman in a pink jacket is leaning on a window sill looking out .
Alt: a woman in a pink robe with rollers in her hair is leaning on a window sill looking out . She’s not one to gossip…
media.tenor.com
April 9, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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Not even gonna hold yall…

I’m boutta start stealing.

Straight up.

A self checkout gone hate to see me comin.
April 9, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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Has anyone gotten so bad with browser tabs that they regularly close like 60 of them without even checking what they are?
April 9, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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I feel like a stranger in the communities I used to call home
April 10, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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One is made a national story every single week and the other is shhhhh.....
April 10, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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April 5, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Víme co chceme já a ty!?!?
March 30, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Would yall believe me if I told yall that I once took the wrong bus and had to walk from nemanická to vltava štřed (if you don't know shit about bus stops in české Budějovice this might not be as shocking)
March 28, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Sometimes when someone cool likes my posts I start rethinking my life choices for some reason
March 25, 2025 at 4:05 PM
BREAKING NEWS!!! self-proclaimed half-Roma guy (who happens to be my ex) learns that *the c slur* is a slur 🙀🙀🙀🙀
March 23, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Epic simon fact:
March 23, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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Making art isn't a race.

But if it were, the finish line would be ✨you✨, years from now, looking back and being proud that you kept going.
March 23, 2025 at 11:58 AM
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World’s worst parent and it’s a high bar.
March 23, 2025 at 1:29 PM