allison ballison
@allysung.bsky.social
Geriatric millennial, aspiring curmudgeon.
📍Mister Rogers Neighborhood
📍Mister Rogers Neighborhood
We've all heard what a nussy hound Bill is.
November 14, 2025 at 11:00 PM
We've all heard what a nussy hound Bill is.
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Hell yes, Pittsburgh. Love Yinz. No Kings.
October 18, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Hell yes, Pittsburgh. Love Yinz. No Kings.
October 18, 2025 at 8:24 PM
DID YOU HEAR THIS ASSHOLE TRY TO PRONOUNCE ACETAMINOPHEN?? Holy fuck
September 22, 2025 at 9:12 PM
DID YOU HEAR THIS ASSHOLE TRY TO PRONOUNCE ACETAMINOPHEN?? Holy fuck
Am I a radical leftist? I always leaned more towards tubular leftist, but that's just me
September 16, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Am I a radical leftist? I always leaned more towards tubular leftist, but that's just me
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ONE HIT WONDER YOU JACKALS? youtu.be/lVL-zZnD3VU?...
August 18, 2025 at 5:52 PM
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ONE HIT WONDER YOU JACKALS? youtu.be/lVL-zZnD3VU?...
Just two tough guys
August 18, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Just two tough guys
"There goes my hero. Watch him as he goes!" 🥪
AG Bondi says a DOJ employee has been fired after he was arrested for allegedly throwing a wrapped Subway sandwich at a federal law enforcement officer in Washington, D.C.
Following his arrest, the man allegedly told one of the arresting officers: “I did it. I threw a sandwich.” wapo.st/3Uq59TN
Following his arrest, the man allegedly told one of the arresting officers: “I did it. I threw a sandwich.” wapo.st/3Uq59TN
August 14, 2025 at 7:23 PM
"There goes my hero. Watch him as he goes!" 🥪
Just havin some fun with screenshots
July 25, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Just havin some fun with screenshots
Wedding officiant: "Speak now or forever hold your peace."
Tent: OH HELL NO
Tent: OH HELL NO
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July 19, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Wedding officiant: "Speak now or forever hold your peace."
Tent: OH HELL NO
Tent: OH HELL NO
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donald trump is a pedophile
July 16, 2025 at 4:45 PM
donald trump is a pedophile
Them: "How are you gettin' down to the shore?"
Him: "I got a bitchin Camero!"
youtu.be/1v3CzvQ9e_w?...
Him: "I got a bitchin Camero!"
youtu.be/1v3CzvQ9e_w?...
July 13, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Them: "How are you gettin' down to the shore?"
Him: "I got a bitchin Camero!"
youtu.be/1v3CzvQ9e_w?...
Him: "I got a bitchin Camero!"
youtu.be/1v3CzvQ9e_w?...
I can't believe it worked. Thank you MC Hammer, you truly are too legit to quit
June 27, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I can't believe it worked. Thank you MC Hammer, you truly are too legit to quit
Chris Cillizza: We can agree that authoritarian takeovers are not ideal, but please try to not make a scene over it.
FFS.
FFS.
Toldya.
June 12, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Chris Cillizza: We can agree that authoritarian takeovers are not ideal, but please try to not make a scene over it.
FFS.
FFS.
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You have no obligation to defend or explain the behavior of random street protesters. We have a lawless government that is flagrantly violating its legal, moral, even philosophical obligations to us. Everything else is secondary
June 11, 2025 at 12:37 AM
You have no obligation to defend or explain the behavior of random street protesters. We have a lawless government that is flagrantly violating its legal, moral, even philosophical obligations to us. Everything else is secondary
Stop I can only get so hard. I don't even have a penis
This just keeps getting more upside down.
Steve Bannon says he’s advising Trump to cancel all of Elon’s federal contracts and launch multiple investigations into the world’s richest man.
Steve Bannon says he’s advising Trump to cancel all of Elon’s federal contracts and launch multiple investigations into the world’s richest man.
June 5, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Stop I can only get so hard. I don't even have a penis
I'VE BEEN ABARDONED
a friend of mine shared this ai-generated "emotion wheel" and unfortunately i have been laughing my ass off at it for like 15 minutes now. today i am feeling Fnliinneon
June 5, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I'VE BEEN ABARDONED
Stop and look at this face.
LOOK AT IT
LOOK AT IT
June 2, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Stop and look at this face.
LOOK AT IT
LOOK AT IT
As a lapsed Catholic this does indeed go hard
May 30, 2025 at 5:15 PM
As a lapsed Catholic this does indeed go hard
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Novelty Car Horn Playing ‘La Cucaracha’ Sends Stephen Miller Into Dissociative Fugue State theonion.com/novelty...
May 30, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Novelty Car Horn Playing ‘La Cucaracha’ Sends Stephen Miller Into Dissociative Fugue State theonion.com/novelty...
Nahhh. What about this guy? Can you tell?
May 16, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Nahhh. What about this guy? Can you tell?
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