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Ally Cowan
@allycowan.bsky.social
And now, the end is near
And so I face the final curtain
My friend, I'll say it clear
I'll state my case, of which I'm certain
I've lived a life that's full
I traveled each and every highway
And more, much more than this
I did it my way
November 23, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Keep seeing rumours that the next DG of the BBC will be a woman. How long do we reckon till they announce it's Nigella Farage?
November 19, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Having a bit of a Chris Chapman day. Watched the Ian Marter documentary on the Android Invasion disc this afternoon and tonight it's Giant - The David Jackson story on disc 3 of Blake's 7 series 2. Marvellous stuff.
November 15, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Age yourself with gaming.
November 12, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Anyone who can't think of a way out of the ending of No Time To Die never grew up watching Flash Gordon on Saturday mornings.
November 11, 2025 at 12:47 PM
If anyone wants me, I'll be in my bunk. Consoling Joe. In the leather jacket.
November 6, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I've only just realised that some of the cute gays I follow are not Doctor Who fans. How is that even possible?
November 6, 2025 at 4:18 PM
November 4, 2025 at 1:53 PM
In the loo at the Playhouse and so far they've played This is Halloween, I've Put a Spell on You, and Over at the Frankenstein Place. I'm tempted to just stay here.
November 1, 2025 at 2:14 PM
What movie do you consider perfect?
October 31, 2025 at 12:27 PM
So when it was off-air from March 1985 to September 1986 it was "on hiatus" for 18 months What do we call it when it's off from May 2025 to December 2026? What's longer than a hiatus? A 19 month hernia?
October 28, 2025 at 3:42 PM
If you're looking for somebody else's husband, it's Grindr.
If you’re looking for a husband online, it’s Groomscrolling
If you're looking at witches it's Broomscrolling
October 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Don't drop an old person. We're fragile.
Drop an old person you are going to turn into in the future
October 21, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
October 20, 2025 at 8:31 AM
I'd pick Zach Polanski over Jeremy Clarkson any day.
October 19, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
October 19, 2025 at 10:21 PM
My Paint skills are improving.
October 19, 2025 at 8:26 PM
This has not been the productive day I planned. I had a checklist of things that need doing around the house.

I've slept the afternoon away.
October 18, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I underestimated the power of organic crystallography.
October 18, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Note to self - when replying to comments on this profile, make sure you're not logged in as your NSFW-never-to-be-divulged-to friends alt profile.
October 16, 2025 at 12:10 PM
It's very quiet at this time of the morning. All I can hear is the fridge humming, my artificial heart valve ticking, and the tinnitus ringing in my left ear.
October 16, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Been racking my brains all week trying to work out which episode of The Professionals this guy was in.
October 15, 2025 at 11:09 AM
So once they've abandoned the ECHR, it'll be Health snd Safety next and then your kids will be back up the chimneys. Will you be happy then?
October 14, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Don't blink. Bugger.
October 13, 2025 at 11:26 AM