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1) MRIs are not part of any annual physical
2) getting an MRI of his brain is sus af
3) the assessment he took is called the Montreal Cognitive Assessment (MoCA) and I’ve never seen is used outside of a patient or their loved one(s) expressing concern regarding someone’s cognitive decline so
2) getting an MRI of his brain is sus af
3) the assessment he took is called the Montreal Cognitive Assessment (MoCA) and I’ve never seen is used outside of a patient or their loved one(s) expressing concern regarding someone’s cognitive decline so
Trump: I had an MRI and the result was outstanding.
Reporter: Was it your brain?
Trump: I have no idea what they analyzed, but whatever they analyzed, they analyzed it well.
Reporter: Was it your brain?
Trump: I have no idea what they analyzed, but whatever they analyzed, they analyzed it well.
November 15, 2025 at 7:07 AM
1) MRIs are not part of any annual physical
2) getting an MRI of his brain is sus af
3) the assessment he took is called the Montreal Cognitive Assessment (MoCA) and I’ve never seen is used outside of a patient or their loved one(s) expressing concern regarding someone’s cognitive decline so
2) getting an MRI of his brain is sus af
3) the assessment he took is called the Montreal Cognitive Assessment (MoCA) and I’ve never seen is used outside of a patient or their loved one(s) expressing concern regarding someone’s cognitive decline so
I’m having a tough time so here’s a little something that might brighten your day. youtu.be/jPCJIB1f7jk?...
Lip Sync Battle - Tom Holland
YouTube video by Comedy Central Latinoamérica
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November 7, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I’m having a tough time so here’s a little something that might brighten your day. youtu.be/jPCJIB1f7jk?...
These supporters cycle through song so quickly. The song never gets the chance to build or become anything so it just sounds like nonsense/noise instead of inspiration for their boys. It sounds like a supporter section greatest hits are playing and someone keeps skipping the song
October 28, 2025 at 1:24 AM
These supporters cycle through song so quickly. The song never gets the chance to build or become anything so it just sounds like nonsense/noise instead of inspiration for their boys. It sounds like a supporter section greatest hits are playing and someone keeps skipping the song
“I think usually only emergency rooms are 24 hours”
“This is what I see from the Android people”
Paid ya via Venmo
October 27, 2025 at 1:46 AM
“I think usually only emergency rooms are 24 hours”
Those Steelers uniforms are… something. Yikes. The very soccery badge is rad af tho
October 27, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Those Steelers uniforms are… something. Yikes. The very soccery badge is rad af tho
What is happening at the Seahawks game??
October 21, 2025 at 3:42 AM
What is happening at the Seahawks game??
Dan “Not the Man” Wilson
October 21, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Dan “Not the Man” Wilson
Me: 911 I’d like to report a robbery. Dan Wilson stole the Mariner’s chance at making it to the World Series with his pitcher replacement timing
911: ma’am thank you for calling, we’ll be on the tarmac when they land
911: ma’am thank you for calling, we’ll be on the tarmac when they land
October 21, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Me: 911 I’d like to report a robbery. Dan Wilson stole the Mariner’s chance at making it to the World Series with his pitcher replacement timing
911: ma’am thank you for calling, we’ll be on the tarmac when they land
911: ma’am thank you for calling, we’ll be on the tarmac when they land
summoning circle, hope this works
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October 21, 2025 at 2:44 AM
summoning circle, hope this works
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Naylor always has the most impressive wad of gum wedged in his cheek. He must have the jaw strength of an alligator
October 21, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Naylor always has the most impressive wad of gum wedged in his cheek. He must have the jaw strength of an alligator
Omg 😍🔥
October 21, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Omg 😍🔥
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Mariners baseball:
To quote my kid: "I'm going to throw up the top half of my guts and poop out the bottom half"
October 21, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Mariners baseball:
LET’S GOOOOOOOO!!!! Who caught that in the bullpen??
October 21, 2025 at 1:42 AM
LET’S GOOOOOOOO!!!! Who caught that in the bullpen??
Formerly super grumpy looking Naylor becoming a HUGE hype man is just so 🥹🥹
October 21, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Formerly super grumpy looking Naylor becoming a HUGE hype man is just so 🥹🥹
Cal (puppy) farted in my hand earlier and that’s lucky, right?
October 21, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Cal (puppy) farted in my hand earlier and that’s lucky, right?
My lungs have stopped lung-ing
October 21, 2025 at 12:29 AM
My lungs have stopped lung-ing
You know what, Dave? You’ve got yourself a great poster
October 20, 2025 at 11:40 PM
You know what, Dave? You’ve got yourself a great poster
All of my social media had weird posts or DMs and I’m tired
October 20, 2025 at 5:34 AM
All of my social media had weird posts or DMs and I’m tired
Hoping for these vibes tomorrow!!!
October 20, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Hoping for these vibes tomorrow!!!
Also, the mariners, as ever, make me want to die
October 20, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Also, the mariners, as ever, make me want to die
Look, I’m not going to name a puppy canzone anytime soon, but I would love to be convinced to question that decision is all I’m sayin
October 20, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Look, I’m not going to name a puppy canzone anytime soon, but I would love to be convinced to question that decision is all I’m sayin
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Canadians should focus on continuing to lose the Stanley cup instead of trying to play baseball
October 20, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Canadians should focus on continuing to lose the Stanley cup instead of trying to play baseball
Please, mariners, I’m so tired
October 20, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Please, mariners, I’m so tired