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Allison🇨🇦 & The Blowfish
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She/Her. YQU ➡️ YEG ➡️ YYC. 💚💛 EAS&Physics. GIS, saxophone, cycling, fountain pens, random thoughts from my life. Winter lover, go Oilers go 💙🧡🗺️✒️🎷
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My mom just destroyed me.
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Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”
November 11, 2025 at 3:33 AM
My hairdresser instinctively parts my hair on the opposite side, but usually she double checks or I correct her. But I decided to just embrace it this last time, because she’s the expert at how hair is supposed to lay. And damn, it does look better.
November 10, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Way to go team. Real stunning achievement by a nation with public healthcare and ranked 16th on the Human Development Index.

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The Pan American Health Organization notified Public Health Agency of Canada that Canada no longer holds its measles elimination status.

Canada can re-establish its measles elimination status once the current outbreak is interrupted for at least 12 months.

www.cbc.ca/news/health/...
Canada loses measles elimination status | CBC
www.cbc.ca
November 10, 2025 at 3:11 PM
New milestone: found my first grey eyebrow hair.
November 10, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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Sen. Lucy Football (D-NH)
Agree.

Sen Hassan, asked what will happen if Republicans don't carry out the deal, "Well, shame on them."

This is not what people were mobilizing for on Oct 18.
November 10, 2025 at 3:03 AM
We’re going to attempt to start All’s Fair. We need to know how bad it is, but I don’t think we will make it very far.
November 10, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Imagine growing up dreaming of going pro, just to end up playing a cup final in Ottawa in November. This is worse weather than most Grey Cups
The CPL Final is in the middle of a snowstorm in Canada, true North American soccer heritage...how could it get any better?

HOW ABOUT A FREAKIN' BICYCLE KICK EQUALIZER!!!
November 10, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I’ve crocheted a sweater!

Well, I’ve crocheted all the pieces of a sweater. And because I never checked gauge and haven’t blocked any of them, they’ll probably stay loosely in a pile for a week or two. I’ve already moved on to making pieces of a different sweater (still no gauge checking)
November 9, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I get to see babies today! I have shockingly little baby exposure in my life, especially since they are now basically sequestered due to measles, so this is VERY exciting.
November 9, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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Do you think the oilers have a back up Zamboni driver that could help?
November 9, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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Yeah :D
November 9, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I asked if you ever actually see Hugo Weaving in V for Vendetta and this was the pedantic dumbass AI result I got. Glad we trained this on millions of “well actually…” comments
November 9, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I rely heavily on Banana Republic for work pants due to them actually having tall sizes. But I am BEGGING

Don’t make tall sizes of ankle pants. Or cropped pants. No one needs that. We can buy the normal cropped size and be fine if it doesn’t hit at the exact right point on the leg.
November 8, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I take back everything I ever said bad about malls playing Christmas Music in November. This mall is playing my Grad song from 2010 and this is so much worse. Unleash Mariah please.
November 8, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Never mind, I’ve been relegated to sleep in and not watch anymore games after this.
Saturday morning is for Arsenal. Good thing I bought a hoodie when we went to Emirates Stadium so I can represent while we watch
November 8, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Happy Caturday!

Molly had bladder stone surgery 3 years ago, and her removed fur never grew back. This bald patch denotes the part of the belly that is safe to pet. Any deviation will result in biting. Please pet the belly at your own risk.
November 8, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Saturday morning is for Arsenal. Good thing I bought a hoodie when we went to Emirates Stadium so I can represent while we watch
November 8, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I’m going to be married before we get a new Grand Theft Auto
November 8, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Canadian politics this week (it’s only a matter of time)
November 7, 2025 at 12:45 AM
A lot of things happen in Canadian politics, but I don’t think a budget has ever broken the opposition before. Usually the ruling minority party becomes a majority after the nonconfidence votes, not during.
November 7, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I’m not a business person, but I’m a little confused by Tesla’s approval of a pay package to guarantee their CEO stays. Even though he tanked the stock in the first half of the year by sieg heiling and has caused numerous countries pivot away from Tesla for EV subsidies. But idk man, that’s just me
November 7, 2025 at 12:25 AM
There are very few things I agree with RFK on, and I do agree that it should have happened and the Supreme Court is correct that the CFIA was right BUT…

It’s been almost a year. Eradication to prevent spread is kind of time sensitive. Do we really need to cull the ostriches at this point?
November 6, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Canada’s outbreak is in the top 10 in the world this year. Per capita, our measles rates are now comparable to Afghanistan (with only Yemen and Kyrgyzstan being worse). Alberta’s per capita would almost give Yemen a run for their money though

www.nytimes.com/2025/11/06/w...
Canada Is About to Lose Its Status as Having Eliminated Measles
www.nytimes.com
November 6, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I had to run back into our place and ask my partner for change to buy a poppy, and having him just drop change in my hand as I’m ready to run out the door unlocked so much elementary school nostalgia.
November 6, 2025 at 3:50 PM