Allison🇨🇦 & The Blowfish
@allistronomy.bsky.social
She/Her. YQU ➡️ YEG ➡️ YYC. 💚💛 EAS&Physics. GIS, saxophone, cycling, fountain pens, random thoughts from my life. Winter lover, go Oilers go 💙🧡🗺️✒️🎷
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Happy Friday Eve! Today is my Friday, and I get off work early to go to the doctor, so it’s gonna be a good day!
February 5, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Happy Friday Eve! Today is my Friday, and I get off work early to go to the doctor, so it’s gonna be a good day!
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it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world
February 5, 2026 at 1:16 AM
it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world
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A+ ad placement on ESPN’s trade tracker
February 4, 2026 at 9:50 PM
A+ ad placement on ESPN’s trade tracker
I love us. Our taxpayer funded media made sure to amplify negative reactions to Tate McRae’s NBC ad (rightfully so)
Anyways, I was cheering for the local girl. But now, I personally think we should feed her to Bonhomme.
Anyways, I was cheering for the local girl. But now, I personally think we should feed her to Bonhomme.
February 4, 2026 at 8:38 PM
I love us. Our taxpayer funded media made sure to amplify negative reactions to Tate McRae’s NBC ad (rightfully so)
Anyways, I was cheering for the local girl. But now, I personally think we should feed her to Bonhomme.
Anyways, I was cheering for the local girl. But now, I personally think we should feed her to Bonhomme.
Every morning, I sit at my vanity and debate about whether I care more about how I look or if I want to be able to rub my eyes in frustration.
Eye rubbing has been a massive winner so far in 2026.
Eye rubbing has been a massive winner so far in 2026.
February 4, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Every morning, I sit at my vanity and debate about whether I care more about how I look or if I want to be able to rub my eyes in frustration.
Eye rubbing has been a massive winner so far in 2026.
Eye rubbing has been a massive winner so far in 2026.
This is exclusively how I’m thinking of Jeff Rath from now on
But the thumb man in the cowboy hat said it was 40% for independence.
February 4, 2026 at 3:16 PM
This is exclusively how I’m thinking of Jeff Rath from now on
I was really excited for Artemis II to line up with the opening ceremonies, but this is even better! We have a safe, successful launch to look forward to in March!
February 4, 2026 at 1:18 PM
I was really excited for Artemis II to line up with the opening ceremonies, but this is even better! We have a safe, successful launch to look forward to in March!
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the Americans, watching former Canadian defense staff advocate for nuclear breakout:
February 3, 2026 at 2:05 PM
the Americans, watching former Canadian defense staff advocate for nuclear breakout:
I don’t care if Jason Kenney gets a maple leaf tattooed on his face, I’m not praising him for his stance on separatism. He was the PC leader when they merged with the Wildrose. He legitimized separatists, just so he could have power. It’s too late, you are responsible directly for Smith.
February 3, 2026 at 7:51 PM
I don’t care if Jason Kenney gets a maple leaf tattooed on his face, I’m not praising him for his stance on separatism. He was the PC leader when they merged with the Wildrose. He legitimized separatists, just so he could have power. It’s too late, you are responsible directly for Smith.
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they should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit
Xfinity has just released its Jurassic Park-themed Super Bowl ad that features a digitally de-aged Sam Neil, Laura Dern, and Jeff Goldblum. https://bit.ly/4rmRhrK
February 3, 2026 at 3:32 AM
they should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit
Good news! We finally solved the issue of train communication 142 years later!
Welcome to BlueSky @calgarytransit.com
Welcome to BlueSky @calgarytransit.com
February 3, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Good news! We finally solved the issue of train communication 142 years later!
Welcome to BlueSky @calgarytransit.com
Welcome to BlueSky @calgarytransit.com
My radio station played this song 5 days ago, and it’s been stuck in my brain ever since. So I’m passing it along to all of you, to be stuck in your head for the next week.
youtu.be/CKrGj73OsAY?...
youtu.be/CKrGj73OsAY?...
Phil Collins - Something Happened On The Way To Heaven (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Phil Collins
youtu.be
February 2, 2026 at 5:27 PM
My radio station played this song 5 days ago, and it’s been stuck in my brain ever since. So I’m passing it along to all of you, to be stuck in your head for the next week.
youtu.be/CKrGj73OsAY?...
youtu.be/CKrGj73OsAY?...
Share a TV show you love with 3 seasons or less 📺
February 2, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Share a TV show you love with 3 seasons or less 📺
Wedding photographers: “here’s our portfolio of STUNNING photos of summer microweddings in the mountains”
Me: “cool, we’re a winter wedding in a poorly lit church that will have limitations on where you can stand”
Me: “cool, we’re a winter wedding in a poorly lit church that will have limitations on where you can stand”
February 2, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Wedding photographers: “here’s our portfolio of STUNNING photos of summer microweddings in the mountains”
Me: “cool, we’re a winter wedding in a poorly lit church that will have limitations on where you can stand”
Me: “cool, we’re a winter wedding in a poorly lit church that will have limitations on where you can stand”
I like them together, but I’m not sure which setting is weirder. Katy Perry in Davos for WEF, or Justin Trudeau at the Grammys. Plz continue with this low stakes weirdness in a world dominated by high stakes chaos.
February 2, 2026 at 2:36 PM
I like them together, but I’m not sure which setting is weirder. Katy Perry in Davos for WEF, or Justin Trudeau at the Grammys. Plz continue with this low stakes weirdness in a world dominated by high stakes chaos.
Happy Groundhog Day. I was in my 30’s when I learned that Balzac Billy is just a mascot, not a real groundhog, and the day has lost some of its magic.
February 2, 2026 at 1:08 PM
Happy Groundhog Day. I was in my 30’s when I learned that Balzac Billy is just a mascot, not a real groundhog, and the day has lost some of its magic.
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bad news, Mike saw his shadow this morning. Six more miles of sewers.
February 2, 2026 at 12:48 PM
bad news, Mike saw his shadow this morning. Six more miles of sewers.
My mom is a retired nurse, and I had a medical question about my toes. I had to describe it to her via which little piggy it was. Not only does this little piggy have no roast beef, he also is injured.
February 2, 2026 at 5:23 AM
My mom is a retired nurse, and I had a medical question about my toes. I had to describe it to her via which little piggy it was. Not only does this little piggy have no roast beef, he also is injured.
Today was less about the kms, and more about the views. We were skiing on tourist hot spot, Lake Louise.
January 31, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Today was less about the kms, and more about the views. We were skiing on tourist hot spot, Lake Louise.
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Pundits and reporters everywhere weeping that Own Goal is no longer our top goalscorer.
Headlines being rewritten as we speak.
Headlines being rewritten as we speak.
January 31, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Pundits and reporters everywhere weeping that Own Goal is no longer our top goalscorer.
Headlines being rewritten as we speak.
Headlines being rewritten as we speak.
I keep betting my mom that the CPC will deal with Poilievre, and I keep doubling down that the *next loss*, they’ll move on from this loser. And the CPC keeps doubling down on him and costing me money.
Do you WANT to keep losing? In what world is this guy seen as a rival to Mark Carney?
Do you WANT to keep losing? In what world is this guy seen as a rival to Mark Carney?
January 31, 2026 at 4:19 PM
I keep betting my mom that the CPC will deal with Poilievre, and I keep doubling down that the *next loss*, they’ll move on from this loser. And the CPC keeps doubling down on him and costing me money.
Do you WANT to keep losing? In what world is this guy seen as a rival to Mark Carney?
Do you WANT to keep losing? In what world is this guy seen as a rival to Mark Carney?
Very tired of people joking that they should just trade Alberta away. Like we’ve got vocal idiots trying to collect signatures for a referendum. But we already successfully had Albertans sign for a referendum to reaffirm that we will ALWAYS be Canadian. Stop throwing us away!
January 30, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Very tired of people joking that they should just trade Alberta away. Like we’ve got vocal idiots trying to collect signatures for a referendum. But we already successfully had Albertans sign for a referendum to reaffirm that we will ALWAYS be Canadian. Stop throwing us away!
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I‘ve been dealing with bad eye strain symptoms this week, and I have no clue what to do because literally everything revolves around screens now. Work? Screen. Entertainment? Screen. Phone? Screen. Music? Screen. Reading? Screen. Crafting? Pattern on screen.
January 30, 2026 at 4:08 PM
I‘ve been dealing with bad eye strain symptoms this week, and I have no clue what to do because literally everything revolves around screens now. Work? Screen. Entertainment? Screen. Phone? Screen. Music? Screen. Reading? Screen. Crafting? Pattern on screen.
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I think my personality can be summed up with my favourite Super Smash Bros character being Kirby
January 30, 2026 at 12:46 AM
I think my personality can be summed up with my favourite Super Smash Bros character being Kirby