Allison🇨🇦 & The Blowfish
@allistronomy.bsky.social
She/Her. YQU ➡️ YEG ➡️ YYC. 💚💛 EAS&Physics. GIS, saxophone, cycling, fountain pens, random thoughts from my life. Winter lover, go Oilers go 💙🧡🗺️✒️🎷
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Teenage favourite musician brain. And not just Swifties. Pete Wentz from Fall Out Boy could have started punching fans in the face, and 14 year old me would have defended him (and wished I could be close enough to him to get punched)
February 5, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Teenage favourite musician brain. And not just Swifties. Pete Wentz from Fall Out Boy could have started punching fans in the face, and 14 year old me would have defended him (and wished I could be close enough to him to get punched)
Happy Friday Eve! Today is my Friday, and I get off work early to go to the doctor, so it’s gonna be a good day!
February 5, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Happy Friday Eve! Today is my Friday, and I get off work early to go to the doctor, so it’s gonna be a good day!
Canada and the USA mirror each other. Canada’s last election loser, who gave up a 27 point lead to lose to Mark Carney, just retained his role as the leader of the opposition. We’re just lucky that the actual competent business guy won
February 5, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Canada and the USA mirror each other. Canada’s last election loser, who gave up a 27 point lead to lose to Mark Carney, just retained his role as the leader of the opposition. We’re just lucky that the actual competent business guy won
My cyclist fiancé complains about spring because everyone has new bikes so you have to relearn who they are
February 5, 2026 at 2:20 PM
My cyclist fiancé complains about spring because everyone has new bikes so you have to relearn who they are
But they need to describe their bike and kit first. You don’t know their actual last name, just what they ride
February 5, 2026 at 2:19 PM
But they need to describe their bike and kit first. You don’t know their actual last name, just what they ride
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it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world
February 5, 2026 at 1:16 AM
it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world
Sweet dreams!
February 5, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Sweet dreams!
As a millennial, you can pry my personal secret script from my cold dead hands. I don’t need future generations to learn, I want it all yo remain a mystery
February 5, 2026 at 12:31 AM
As a millennial, you can pry my personal secret script from my cold dead hands. I don’t need future generations to learn, I want it all yo remain a mystery
Feels like a weird “alpha male” kind of posture thing? Idk, maybe he’s trying to give prove that he has a spine
February 5, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Feels like a weird “alpha male” kind of posture thing? Idk, maybe he’s trying to give prove that he has a spine
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A+ ad placement on ESPN’s trade tracker
February 4, 2026 at 9:50 PM
A+ ad placement on ESPN’s trade tracker
I love us. Our taxpayer funded media made sure to amplify negative reactions to Tate McRae’s NBC ad (rightfully so)
Anyways, I was cheering for the local girl. But now, I personally think we should feed her to Bonhomme.
Anyways, I was cheering for the local girl. But now, I personally think we should feed her to Bonhomme.
February 4, 2026 at 8:38 PM
I love us. Our taxpayer funded media made sure to amplify negative reactions to Tate McRae’s NBC ad (rightfully so)
Anyways, I was cheering for the local girl. But now, I personally think we should feed her to Bonhomme.
Anyways, I was cheering for the local girl. But now, I personally think we should feed her to Bonhomme.
We used to get things like the Spruce Goose! Now we just get the same AI crap, just with varying interfaces. Bring back the IMAGINATION.
February 4, 2026 at 4:28 PM
We used to get things like the Spruce Goose! Now we just get the same AI crap, just with varying interfaces. Bring back the IMAGINATION.
Every morning, I sit at my vanity and debate about whether I care more about how I look or if I want to be able to rub my eyes in frustration.
Eye rubbing has been a massive winner so far in 2026.
Eye rubbing has been a massive winner so far in 2026.
February 4, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Every morning, I sit at my vanity and debate about whether I care more about how I look or if I want to be able to rub my eyes in frustration.
Eye rubbing has been a massive winner so far in 2026.
Eye rubbing has been a massive winner so far in 2026.
We genuinely need federal intervention. This is so inappropriate and corrupt.
February 4, 2026 at 3:45 PM
We genuinely need federal intervention. This is so inappropriate and corrupt.
This is exclusively how I’m thinking of Jeff Rath from now on
But the thumb man in the cowboy hat said it was 40% for independence.
February 4, 2026 at 3:16 PM
This is exclusively how I’m thinking of Jeff Rath from now on
Oh, they are. They are just racist and don’t respect them.
February 4, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Oh, they are. They are just racist and don’t respect them.
I was really excited for Artemis II to line up with the opening ceremonies, but this is even better! We have a safe, successful launch to look forward to in March!
February 4, 2026 at 1:18 PM
I was really excited for Artemis II to line up with the opening ceremonies, but this is even better! We have a safe, successful launch to look forward to in March!
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the Americans, watching former Canadian defense staff advocate for nuclear breakout:
February 3, 2026 at 2:05 PM
the Americans, watching former Canadian defense staff advocate for nuclear breakout:
“But he’s speaking up now!”
He was PREMIER. he could have SHUT IT DOWN THEN. But he didn’t want to lose the votes, and he’s only speaking now when he sees an opportunity to try and gain good will to re-enter federal politics. Do not give it to him.
He was PREMIER. he could have SHUT IT DOWN THEN. But he didn’t want to lose the votes, and he’s only speaking now when he sees an opportunity to try and gain good will to re-enter federal politics. Do not give it to him.
February 3, 2026 at 7:52 PM
“But he’s speaking up now!”
He was PREMIER. he could have SHUT IT DOWN THEN. But he didn’t want to lose the votes, and he’s only speaking now when he sees an opportunity to try and gain good will to re-enter federal politics. Do not give it to him.
He was PREMIER. he could have SHUT IT DOWN THEN. But he didn’t want to lose the votes, and he’s only speaking now when he sees an opportunity to try and gain good will to re-enter federal politics. Do not give it to him.
I don’t care if Jason Kenney gets a maple leaf tattooed on his face, I’m not praising him for his stance on separatism. He was the PC leader when they merged with the Wildrose. He legitimized separatists, just so he could have power. It’s too late, you are responsible directly for Smith.
February 3, 2026 at 7:51 PM
I don’t care if Jason Kenney gets a maple leaf tattooed on his face, I’m not praising him for his stance on separatism. He was the PC leader when they merged with the Wildrose. He legitimized separatists, just so he could have power. It’s too late, you are responsible directly for Smith.
The /s means sarcasm.
February 3, 2026 at 4:42 AM
The /s means sarcasm.
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they should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit
Xfinity has just released its Jurassic Park-themed Super Bowl ad that features a digitally de-aged Sam Neil, Laura Dern, and Jeff Goldblum. https://bit.ly/4rmRhrK
February 3, 2026 at 3:32 AM
they should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit
But this is so much cheaper than funding NASA!
/s
/s
February 3, 2026 at 4:20 AM
But this is so much cheaper than funding NASA!
/s
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Good news! We finally solved the issue of train communication 142 years later!
Welcome to BlueSky @calgarytransit.com
Welcome to BlueSky @calgarytransit.com
February 3, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Good news! We finally solved the issue of train communication 142 years later!
Welcome to BlueSky @calgarytransit.com
Welcome to BlueSky @calgarytransit.com
My radio station played this song 5 days ago, and it’s been stuck in my brain ever since. So I’m passing it along to all of you, to be stuck in your head for the next week.
youtu.be/CKrGj73OsAY?...
youtu.be/CKrGj73OsAY?...
Phil Collins - Something Happened On The Way To Heaven (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Phil Collins
youtu.be
February 2, 2026 at 5:27 PM
My radio station played this song 5 days ago, and it’s been stuck in my brain ever since. So I’m passing it along to all of you, to be stuck in your head for the next week.
youtu.be/CKrGj73OsAY?...
youtu.be/CKrGj73OsAY?...