Allie Rouge
@allierouge.bsky.social
Cis she/her.
Lefty.
Disabled.
Mama.
Etc.
Lefty.
Disabled.
Mama.
Etc.
Aah childebeests. Smaller Human asked for a goodnight kiss. I leant down and his teeth clamped around my lips. 🤢
November 8, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Aah childebeests. Smaller Human asked for a goodnight kiss. I leant down and his teeth clamped around my lips. 🤢
TFIF
Small boy is crying because he doesn't want peas in his porridge.
No one is giving him peas in his porridge.
Small boy is crying because he doesn't want peas in his porridge.
No one is giving him peas in his porridge.
October 3, 2025 at 8:01 AM
TFIF
Small boy is crying because he doesn't want peas in his porridge.
No one is giving him peas in his porridge.
Small boy is crying because he doesn't want peas in his porridge.
No one is giving him peas in his porridge.
Toddlebeast decided to name three witches in his bedtime book tonight- Flower Pot, Short Stack and Stewart. So that's canon now.
August 26, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Toddlebeast decided to name three witches in his bedtime book tonight- Flower Pot, Short Stack and Stewart. So that's canon now.
Trying out a new mobility scooter to take the kids to the park. Mostly enjoying whizzing past my husband with my middle finger up, when the kids aren't looking.
August 25, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Trying out a new mobility scooter to take the kids to the park. Mostly enjoying whizzing past my husband with my middle finger up, when the kids aren't looking.
"Priscilla, Queen of the Desert" leaves UK Prime in 13 days. There's also a documentary on it there voiced by Terence Stamp.
August 19, 2025 at 9:52 AM
"Priscilla, Queen of the Desert" leaves UK Prime in 13 days. There's also a documentary on it there voiced by Terence Stamp.
Toddlebeast has decided he's afraid of bubble bath. "They're trying to get me."
August 19, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Toddlebeast has decided he's afraid of bubble bath. "They're trying to get me."
Toddlebeast thinks Black Panther is called "Black Pants" and Captain America is "Carrot Merica". Someone inform the appropriate people of the changes.
August 13, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Toddlebeast thinks Black Panther is called "Black Pants" and Captain America is "Carrot Merica". Someone inform the appropriate people of the changes.
I am not a beach person. Judging by the meltdown Toddlebeast had about there being sand on his hands, neither is he.
August 12, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I am not a beach person. Judging by the meltdown Toddlebeast had about there being sand on his hands, neither is he.
Reposted by Allie Rouge
I will never forgive the rotten bastards we have in charge. 14 years of things getting worse, a huge mandate to change things in a meaningful way, and what do they do? Go after marginalised groups for no fucking reason other than spite and appeasing the ghoulish press. A generational betrayal.
August 8, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I will never forgive the rotten bastards we have in charge. 14 years of things getting worse, a huge mandate to change things in a meaningful way, and what do they do? Go after marginalised groups for no fucking reason other than spite and appeasing the ghoulish press. A generational betrayal.
I would really like it if Small Human would stop using my hairbrush on the cat.
August 8, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I would really like it if Small Human would stop using my hairbrush on the cat.
Small Human was trying to sing, "Hot to Go" but bless her dyslexic brain, she's singing, "H-O-G-G-O-G-O".
August 2, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Small Human was trying to sing, "Hot to Go" but bless her dyslexic brain, she's singing, "H-O-G-G-O-G-O".
Summer break, one week down.
July 30, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Summer break, one week down.
Small Human: "Do you like this sound?" *munches popcorn directly in my ear*
Summer holidays day -1
Summer holidays day -1
July 22, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Small Human: "Do you like this sound?" *munches popcorn directly in my ear*
Summer holidays day -1
Summer holidays day -1
Fuck off, you don't even have cheekbones.
July 22, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Fuck off, you don't even have cheekbones.
Fuck the blue line.
At the statue of Gandhi in Parliament Square the double-standards of the Met Police were laid bare. There was a protest opposing the genocide in Gaza and the proscription of Palestine Action. It was invaded by counter protesters who supported Israel’s actions and tried to inflame tensions and the
July 19, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Fuck the blue line.
Small Human tried out a cheerleading club this morning and has been like an exploding star, ever since they lifted her up in the air.
Showing my age by wondering when she'll be old enough to watch Bring it On.
Showing my age by wondering when she'll be old enough to watch Bring it On.
July 19, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Small Human tried out a cheerleading club this morning and has been like an exploding star, ever since they lifted her up in the air.
Showing my age by wondering when she'll be old enough to watch Bring it On.
Showing my age by wondering when she'll be old enough to watch Bring it On.
I've just had an ice lolly dumped in my crotch by Toddlebeast and I am honestly ambivalent.
July 13, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I've just had an ice lolly dumped in my crotch by Toddlebeast and I am honestly ambivalent.
Reposted by Allie Rouge
Fuck Labour, and fuck every piece of shit still defending them.
🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨
The Government's Universal Credit Bill has passed, rushing it through in one day, without a committee stage where Disabled people's voices could have been heard.
It's clear: the government views Disabled lives as nothing more than a cost-cutting exercise
The Government's Universal Credit Bill has passed, rushing it through in one day, without a committee stage where Disabled people's voices could have been heard.
It's clear: the government views Disabled lives as nothing more than a cost-cutting exercise
July 9, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Fuck Labour, and fuck every piece of shit still defending them.
Me: I like it when you're happy.
Toddlebeast: I like it when I'm sad.
Oh no.
Toddlebeast: I like it when I'm sad.
Oh no.
June 29, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Me: I like it when you're happy.
Toddlebeast: I like it when I'm sad.
Oh no.
Toddlebeast: I like it when I'm sad.
Oh no.
Reposted by Allie Rouge
I want to see non-disabled people shouting about the disability benefit cuts. If you spoke out about trans rights, abortion rights, or migrant rights in recent weeks? Good on you! If you aren’t doing the same for disabled people, ask yourself why.
June 18, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I want to see non-disabled people shouting about the disability benefit cuts. If you spoke out about trans rights, abortion rights, or migrant rights in recent weeks? Good on you! If you aren’t doing the same for disabled people, ask yourself why.
Small Human just tried sparkling water for the first time and she cried.
June 15, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Small Human just tried sparkling water for the first time and she cried.
It is too early for Small Human to be practising her high-pitched dog yips and Toddlebeast to have somehow got toothpaste in his armpit.
June 4, 2025 at 6:57 AM
It is too early for Small Human to be practising her high-pitched dog yips and Toddlebeast to have somehow got toothpaste in his armpit.
Dyslexia is, my eyes seeing the words, "Tangle Teezer" and my brain thinking, "ooh what's that about Trent Reznor?"
June 2, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Dyslexia is, my eyes seeing the words, "Tangle Teezer" and my brain thinking, "ooh what's that about Trent Reznor?"