Allie Rouge
@allierouge.bsky.social
Cis she/her.
Lefty.
Disabled.
Mama.
Etc.
Lefty.
Disabled.
Mama.
Etc.
Just for that, take this unholy Internetting.
August 8, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Just for that, take this unholy Internetting.
I would really like it if Small Human would stop using my hairbrush on the cat.
August 8, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I would really like it if Small Human would stop using my hairbrush on the cat.
Summer break, one week down.
July 30, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Summer break, one week down.
Fuck off, you don't even have cheekbones.
July 22, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Fuck off, you don't even have cheekbones.
Me: I like it when you're happy.
Toddlebeast: I like it when I'm sad.
Oh no.
Toddlebeast: I like it when I'm sad.
Oh no.
June 29, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Me: I like it when you're happy.
Toddlebeast: I like it when I'm sad.
Oh no.
Toddlebeast: I like it when I'm sad.
Oh no.
"Yeah anyway, fuck you."
April 30, 2025 at 12:38 AM
"Yeah anyway, fuck you."
Small Human stole my new step stool, but I think she'll make a badass new King of England.
April 15, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Small Human stole my new step stool, but I think she'll make a badass new King of England.
Small Human's Auntie has brought her back an ancient Rome sticker album from her holiday. Surprisingly few noods.
April 13, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Small Human's Auntie has brought her back an ancient Rome sticker album from her holiday. Surprisingly few noods.
It's been pointed out that one of my bruises looks like George from Rainbow.
What mystical calamity could this portend?
What mystical calamity could this portend?
March 30, 2025 at 7:22 PM
It's been pointed out that one of my bruises looks like George from Rainbow.
What mystical calamity could this portend?
What mystical calamity could this portend?
Didn't realise Threads was the new Twitter.
Got called the R word among others and told how there should be no benefits for any disabled people anyway. I should just get a job! Can't believe I didn't think of that before.
Got called the R word among others and told how there should be no benefits for any disabled people anyway. I should just get a job! Can't believe I didn't think of that before.
March 28, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Didn't realise Threads was the new Twitter.
Got called the R word among others and told how there should be no benefits for any disabled people anyway. I should just get a job! Can't believe I didn't think of that before.
Got called the R word among others and told how there should be no benefits for any disabled people anyway. I should just get a job! Can't believe I didn't think of that before.
Small Human wanted to write an email to the people who made her popcorn to tell them how much she liked it. It was a few weeks ago and I thought it was a good way to practice her writing.
This came in the post today. She's bouncing around like mad.
Who else should I get her to write to? 😆
This came in the post today. She's bouncing around like mad.
Who else should I get her to write to? 😆
March 22, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Small Human wanted to write an email to the people who made her popcorn to tell them how much she liked it. It was a few weeks ago and I thought it was a good way to practice her writing.
This came in the post today. She's bouncing around like mad.
Who else should I get her to write to? 😆
This came in the post today. She's bouncing around like mad.
Who else should I get her to write to? 😆
Toddlebeast snacks.
March 2, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Toddlebeast snacks.
Toddlebeast napped too long in the car and now trying to get him to sleep, he got me like
December 29, 2024 at 9:14 PM
Toddlebeast napped too long in the car and now trying to get him to sleep, he got me like
Just a Christmas Day reminder. So nice they thought of me today. They see you when you're sleeping...
December 25, 2024 at 5:26 PM
Just a Christmas Day reminder. So nice they thought of me today. They see you when you're sleeping...
Small Human's endless bedtime questions have mostly been about which animals fart and which don't.
December 22, 2024 at 8:29 PM
Small Human's endless bedtime questions have mostly been about which animals fart and which don't.
Was so excited for Small Human to be the Christmas star in her school nativity. She needs her costume ready by Friday. It's just turned up from Vinted with a horrible brown stain down the front and no time to order something else. Panicked brainstorming ways to cover it up and still look lovely.
December 2, 2024 at 9:28 PM
Was so excited for Small Human to be the Christmas star in her school nativity. She needs her costume ready by Friday. It's just turned up from Vinted with a horrible brown stain down the front and no time to order something else. Panicked brainstorming ways to cover it up and still look lovely.
Toddlebeast won't stop trying to eat toy cheese.
November 23, 2024 at 6:39 PM
Toddlebeast won't stop trying to eat toy cheese.
Toddlebeast's nursery have very kindly provided him with a personalised story to help him with his feelings and a "bitey" - essentially a toddler chew toy to stop him chomping his sister. Yep, my baby is "that kid".
July 23, 2024 at 4:39 PM
Toddlebeast's nursery have very kindly provided him with a personalised story to help him with his feelings and a "bitey" - essentially a toddler chew toy to stop him chomping his sister. Yep, my baby is "that kid".
I am essentially a cat.
July 23, 2024 at 10:22 AM
I am essentially a cat.
Not me thinking the Toddlebeast, who has never once slept through the night in three years, is finally down.
June 30, 2024 at 1:08 AM
Not me thinking the Toddlebeast, who has never once slept through the night in three years, is finally down.
I experienced this exact moment with the Toddlebeast this afternoon. Because sometimes they're just jerks.
May 27, 2024 at 8:15 PM
I experienced this exact moment with the Toddlebeast this afternoon. Because sometimes they're just jerks.
Me: Don't lick my pillow!
Small Human:
Small Human:
May 6, 2024 at 7:18 PM
Me: Don't lick my pillow!
Small Human:
Small Human:
Toddlebeast is constantly asking me for a strawberry ("stawbelly"). He doesn't eat it, he just carries it around for ages like some kind of security totem.
They're expensive child!
They're expensive child!
April 21, 2024 at 6:18 PM
Toddlebeast is constantly asking me for a strawberry ("stawbelly"). He doesn't eat it, he just carries it around for ages like some kind of security totem.
They're expensive child!
They're expensive child!