alleny.bsky.social
@alleny.bsky.social
you shouldnt begin sentences with "i should"
December 3, 2024 at 9:27 AM
you shouldnt begin sentences with "i should"
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nemo me impune accessit
November 29, 2024 at 11:40 PM
nemo me impune accessit
not to be profound but i think in Posting (not like clout chasing, you know the kind i mean) the soul of art is embodied in a way that it rarely is in anything else today--almost every other artform gets mixed up with external metrics like how good of a water cooler conversation topic it makes, 1/2
November 29, 2024 at 11:31 PM
not to be profound but i think in Posting (not like clout chasing, you know the kind i mean) the soul of art is embodied in a way that it rarely is in anything else today--almost every other artform gets mixed up with external metrics like how good of a water cooler conversation topic it makes, 1/2
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The fresh pasta section at Boston’s deep blue Eataly might seem like a strange place to meet Trump supporters. But over the sounds of Michael Bublé, you can hear whispers that Kamala Harris is the reason the white truffles are $17 a gram
November 29, 2024 at 4:12 PM
The fresh pasta section at Boston’s deep blue Eataly might seem like a strange place to meet Trump supporters. But over the sounds of Michael Bublé, you can hear whispers that Kamala Harris is the reason the white truffles are $17 a gram
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Happy “pretend to work” day to all who celebrate.
November 27, 2024 at 5:00 PM
Happy “pretend to work” day to all who celebrate.
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Europe: "Hey where did Hungary, Bohemia, and Poland go?"
Austria: *Rubs Hungary, Bohemia, and Galicia and Lodomeria shaped tummy* "Erm,, I *buuuuurp* I dont know! hehe!"
Austria: *Rubs Hungary, Bohemia, and Galicia and Lodomeria shaped tummy* "Erm,, I *buuuuurp* I dont know! hehe!"
November 28, 2024 at 6:21 AM
Europe: "Hey where did Hungary, Bohemia, and Poland go?"
Austria: *Rubs Hungary, Bohemia, and Galicia and Lodomeria shaped tummy* "Erm,, I *buuuuurp* I dont know! hehe!"
Austria: *Rubs Hungary, Bohemia, and Galicia and Lodomeria shaped tummy* "Erm,, I *buuuuurp* I dont know! hehe!"
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My doctor just prescribed me an anti-gloating cream
I can't wait to rub it in
😝
I can't wait to rub it in
😝
November 28, 2024 at 12:36 AM
My doctor just prescribed me an anti-gloating cream
I can't wait to rub it in
😝
I can't wait to rub it in
😝
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i think my most favourite thing in movies is when two actors are insistently pronouncing the same word differently in a conversation even tho the characters they’re playing have only ever heard it spoken aloud
this is like sex to me
this is like sex to me
November 28, 2024 at 8:23 AM
i think my most favourite thing in movies is when two actors are insistently pronouncing the same word differently in a conversation even tho the characters they’re playing have only ever heard it spoken aloud
this is like sex to me
this is like sex to me
i was a live birth—i was born alive
November 27, 2024 at 11:07 AM
i was a live birth—i was born alive
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Many insecure men overcompensate by getting a big car, or having a big penis, or such things. It is sad to see this kind of flailing insecurity. Just be normal.
November 27, 2024 at 6:24 AM
Many insecure men overcompensate by getting a big car, or having a big penis, or such things. It is sad to see this kind of flailing insecurity. Just be normal.
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got halfway through a fic again before being entirely turned off by like a single choice of words used in it
November 27, 2024 at 7:21 AM
got halfway through a fic again before being entirely turned off by like a single choice of words used in it
a few decontextualised snippets I like:
Limbo will be
(Limbo, Seamus Heaney)
There is
(not from anything in particular)
Love Actually
(the movie)
The grave cave
(Lady Lazarus, Sylvia Plath)
Limbo will be
(Limbo, Seamus Heaney)
There is
(not from anything in particular)
Love Actually
(the movie)
The grave cave
(Lady Lazarus, Sylvia Plath)
November 27, 2024 at 9:06 AM
a few decontextualised snippets I like:
Limbo will be
(Limbo, Seamus Heaney)
There is
(not from anything in particular)
Love Actually
(the movie)
The grave cave
(Lady Lazarus, Sylvia Plath)
Limbo will be
(Limbo, Seamus Heaney)
There is
(not from anything in particular)
Love Actually
(the movie)
The grave cave
(Lady Lazarus, Sylvia Plath)
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When I was a kid, I had elaborate space adventure dreams that turned out to be a season of a television series I'd never seen. Thus began the mystery of how Star Trek had been beamed into my brain.
Star Trek dot com hired me to make a comic about it.
www.startrek.com/news/my-firs...
Star Trek dot com hired me to make a comic about it.
www.startrek.com/news/my-firs...
November 26, 2024 at 2:03 PM
When I was a kid, I had elaborate space adventure dreams that turned out to be a season of a television series I'd never seen. Thus began the mystery of how Star Trek had been beamed into my brain.
Star Trek dot com hired me to make a comic about it.
www.startrek.com/news/my-firs...
Star Trek dot com hired me to make a comic about it.
www.startrek.com/news/my-firs...
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National Get Dicked Down By An Elf Day [1/2]
November 25, 2024 at 11:35 PM
National Get Dicked Down By An Elf Day [1/2]
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it does rather seem that i just died in your arms tonight, doesn't it
November 25, 2024 at 3:19 PM
it does rather seem that i just died in your arms tonight, doesn't it
i appreciate and understand the "the far right is nuts and fixated on trans people to their detriment, most people are normal" narrative, but i'm not entirely convinced that it's less true than "trans people are a slap to the face of patriarchy and that pisses a HELL of a lot of people off"
November 25, 2024 at 3:15 PM
i appreciate and understand the "the far right is nuts and fixated on trans people to their detriment, most people are normal" narrative, but i'm not entirely convinced that it's less true than "trans people are a slap to the face of patriarchy and that pisses a HELL of a lot of people off"
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making myself feel better after dropping a hunk of cheese under the refrigerator by imagining a hardworking mouse dad proudly slicing it into equal portions and sharing the bounty with his loving family
November 22, 2024 at 6:21 PM
making myself feel better after dropping a hunk of cheese under the refrigerator by imagining a hardworking mouse dad proudly slicing it into equal portions and sharing the bounty with his loving family
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Started watching a streamer to get better at a video game he plays and I am incredibly embarrassed to realize I now mainly watch him bc I have a bit of a crush. This must be what it feels like losing at chess to a dog
November 25, 2024 at 3:49 AM
Started watching a streamer to get better at a video game he plays and I am incredibly embarrassed to realize I now mainly watch him bc I have a bit of a crush. This must be what it feels like losing at chess to a dog