Fender’s Mom
@alldayjessj.bsky.social
She/her
💆♀️ LMT specializing in pain management, mobility, body mechanics
🚴🏼 2x 70.3, many short course triathlon
🐾 BMD 🐶 mom
💕 live muisc
📍CO
💆♀️ LMT specializing in pain management, mobility, body mechanics
🚴🏼 2x 70.3, many short course triathlon
🐾 BMD 🐶 mom
💕 live muisc
📍CO
Pinned
Fender’s Mom
@alldayjessj.bsky.social
· Nov 14
She/her
•‘85 elder millennial
•celiac-safe, DF, low fodmap cooking
•First time dog mom
•💕my pollinator garden
•Childfree & atheist
•14-year practicing LMT focusing on improving mobility, movement patterns, & pain management
•live with GAD
•concerts are life
•train in triathlon for fitness not racing
•‘85 elder millennial
•celiac-safe, DF, low fodmap cooking
•First time dog mom
•💕my pollinator garden
•Childfree & atheist
•14-year practicing LMT focusing on improving mobility, movement patterns, & pain management
•live with GAD
•concerts are life
•train in triathlon for fitness not racing
At this point I’m actively rooting for the Winter Olympics to be dominated by every other country and for the US to have a record low medal count. Patriotism is overrated rn.
February 21, 2025 at 5:22 PM
At this point I’m actively rooting for the Winter Olympics to be dominated by every other country and for the US to have a record low medal count. Patriotism is overrated rn.
Reels got me in the FEELS yall. Just heard the stripped vocals of a breaking Benjamin track. What in the ever loving fuck of a serotonin overdose was that?!
#00srock #highschoolsoundtrack #musictherapy
#00srock #highschoolsoundtrack #musictherapy
February 19, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Reels got me in the FEELS yall. Just heard the stripped vocals of a breaking Benjamin track. What in the ever loving fuck of a serotonin overdose was that?!
#00srock #highschoolsoundtrack #musictherapy
#00srock #highschoolsoundtrack #musictherapy
I painted our room , 200sqft, in 48 hours. Everything hurts. But this glow up will be stunning. Hope.
#cleanlines #diyupgrade #painting
#cleanlines #diyupgrade #painting
February 18, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I painted our room , 200sqft, in 48 hours. Everything hurts. But this glow up will be stunning. Hope.
#cleanlines #diyupgrade #painting
#cleanlines #diyupgrade #painting
Comfort food:
Spaghetti and meatballs
Spaghetti and meatballs
February 13, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Comfort food:
Spaghetti and meatballs
Spaghetti and meatballs
Welp, no going back now. After 5.5 years our room is finally getting some much needed attention and glow up.
February 11, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Welp, no going back now. After 5.5 years our room is finally getting some much needed attention and glow up.
Forgetting the hellscape that is the world for a few hours at a concert. It’s amazing how much and how quickly live music can make you forget literally all of the noise. #yesness #goseelivemusic #lostlakedenver
February 8, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Forgetting the hellscape that is the world for a few hours at a concert. It’s amazing how much and how quickly live music can make you forget literally all of the noise. #yesness #goseelivemusic #lostlakedenver
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Bless this hero!
FBI Agent’s Anonymous Letter Is A Spontaneous Act of Rebellion
One by one, the rebellion grows.
www.thegodpodcast.com
February 7, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Bless this hero!
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"Scenic Mesa" certainly lives up to its name.
The Colorado West Land Trust says, thanks to the landowner, a 7,000-acre property in Delta County will be protected. "Rich in wildlife habitat, agriculture, and scenic open space... home to elk, bald eagles, and vital river habitat."
The Colorado West Land Trust says, thanks to the landowner, a 7,000-acre property in Delta County will be protected. "Rich in wildlife habitat, agriculture, and scenic open space... home to elk, bald eagles, and vital river habitat."
February 6, 2025 at 7:53 PM
"Scenic Mesa" certainly lives up to its name.
The Colorado West Land Trust says, thanks to the landowner, a 7,000-acre property in Delta County will be protected. "Rich in wildlife habitat, agriculture, and scenic open space... home to elk, bald eagles, and vital river habitat."
The Colorado West Land Trust says, thanks to the landowner, a 7,000-acre property in Delta County will be protected. "Rich in wildlife habitat, agriculture, and scenic open space... home to elk, bald eagles, and vital river habitat."
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All these Tech Bros grew up loving Luke Skywalker and then became Darth Vader for the money.
Never underestimate the power of the Dark Side.
#RebelAllianceForever
Never underestimate the power of the Dark Side.
#RebelAllianceForever
February 6, 2025 at 2:13 PM
All these Tech Bros grew up loving Luke Skywalker and then became Darth Vader for the money.
Never underestimate the power of the Dark Side.
#RebelAllianceForever
Never underestimate the power of the Dark Side.
#RebelAllianceForever
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🚨BREAKING: Federal Court BLOCKS "deferred resignation" plan from moving forward. Orders government to take no action until court hearing on Monday. OPM must notify government employees that there will be no deadline/action taken.
Follow @democracydocket.com for details.
www.democracydocket.com
Follow @democracydocket.com for details.
www.democracydocket.com
February 6, 2025 at 6:38 PM
🚨BREAKING: Federal Court BLOCKS "deferred resignation" plan from moving forward. Orders government to take no action until court hearing on Monday. OPM must notify government employees that there will be no deadline/action taken.
Follow @democracydocket.com for details.
www.democracydocket.com
Follow @democracydocket.com for details.
www.democracydocket.com
My new favorite insult:
You’re as useful as a white crayon.
😆
You’re as useful as a white crayon.
😆
February 6, 2025 at 4:53 AM
My new favorite insult:
You’re as useful as a white crayon.
😆
You’re as useful as a white crayon.
😆
Well, if McConnell is forced to resign the DEMOCRAT KY governor gets to appoint his replacement until the next election.
February 6, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Well, if McConnell is forced to resign the DEMOCRAT KY governor gets to appoint his replacement until the next election.
Pounding rubber to drown out despair.
February 5, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Pounding rubber to drown out despair.
I signed up for a skate ski clinic today, starts next week! Maybe after 4 lessons I’ll be able to propel myself forward on slick sticks. #healthsky #fitnesssky #learnnewthings #wintersports
February 3, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I signed up for a skate ski clinic today, starts next week! Maybe after 4 lessons I’ll be able to propel myself forward on slick sticks. #healthsky #fitnesssky #learnnewthings #wintersports
Forever trying to embody my dog’s laissez faire spirit as I numb out to each new headline, one more outrageous than the next, every 7 minutes.
Praying for a military take over and removal of T and M more every day.
Praying for a military take over and removal of T and M more every day.
February 1, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Forever trying to embody my dog’s laissez faire spirit as I numb out to each new headline, one more outrageous than the next, every 7 minutes.
Praying for a military take over and removal of T and M more every day.
Praying for a military take over and removal of T and M more every day.
Ummmmm why in the fresh hell did I just see a YELLOWJACKET in January in Colorado with snow on the ground. Wtaf.
January 31, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Ummmmm why in the fresh hell did I just see a YELLOWJACKET in January in Colorado with snow on the ground. Wtaf.
Typical berner vibe. #dogsky #bernesemountaindog
January 31, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Typical berner vibe. #dogsky #bernesemountaindog
Love you always Pete
January 30, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Love you always Pete
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Not religious, but am glad they did this. We need to stop making excuses or making light of this kind of behavior.
Earlier today, Anglican Priest Calvin Robinson ended a speech at a pro life summit in DC by giving the exact same Nazi salute that Elon Musk did.
The crowd laughed & cheered.
The Anglican Church revoked his license.
This is how you handle Nazis. You condemn them. You don’t pander to them.
The crowd laughed & cheered.
The Anglican Church revoked his license.
This is how you handle Nazis. You condemn them. You don’t pander to them.
Calvin Robinson's license revoked by the Anglican Catholic Church over political actions
Statement from the Anglican Catholic Church At approximately 3:00 pm today (1/29) members of the College of Bishops of the ACC were made aware of a post made on X showing the end of a speech made by C...
anglican.ink
January 30, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Not religious, but am glad they did this. We need to stop making excuses or making light of this kind of behavior.
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FAA says a military helicopter collided with the American Airlines passenger jet from Wichita near DCA.
There must be immediate hearings on how the federal government/Department of Defense allowed this to happen and if removal of safety protocols and recent personnel changes led to this incident.
There must be immediate hearings on how the federal government/Department of Defense allowed this to happen and if removal of safety protocols and recent personnel changes led to this incident.
January 30, 2025 at 3:02 AM
FAA says a military helicopter collided with the American Airlines passenger jet from Wichita near DCA.
There must be immediate hearings on how the federal government/Department of Defense allowed this to happen and if removal of safety protocols and recent personnel changes led to this incident.
There must be immediate hearings on how the federal government/Department of Defense allowed this to happen and if removal of safety protocols and recent personnel changes led to this incident.