Garlic Bread Warlord
@aliffi.bsky.social
Director / Cinematographer / Veteran, would win the UFC if garlic bread was on the line… FotodiCampo.com
Some of y'all can't handle two high agency males going at it and it really shows
June 6, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Some of y'all can't handle two high agency males going at it and it really shows
Just met Howard, 91 years old, rolling into the gym for his daily workout. He wanted me to show him t-bar rows. This dude is in here crushing it EVERY DAY. Howard, I am proud to be your new gym friend!
June 4, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Just met Howard, 91 years old, rolling into the gym for his daily workout. He wanted me to show him t-bar rows. This dude is in here crushing it EVERY DAY. Howard, I am proud to be your new gym friend!
Jesus Christ.
Children as young as *four* are being put in the position of representing themselves without lawyers/parents present in front of immigration judges in cases that will determine whether they are deported.
gothamist.com/news/4-year-...
gothamist.com/news/4-year-...
April 23, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Jesus Christ.
“You are not collecting that sneaker at the port.”
April 11, 2025 at 8:12 PM
“You are not collecting that sneaker at the port.”
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Once more, loudly, for the people in back. VAT in the UK is not a tariff.
April 2, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Once more, loudly, for the people in back. VAT in the UK is not a tariff.
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It's not a bad idea to go to the local Walmart or big box retailer and buy lots of consumables now. From toothpaste to soap, anything you can find storage space for, buy before they have to replenish inventory.
Even if it's made in the USA , they will jack up the price and blame it on tariffs.
Even if it's made in the USA , they will jack up the price and blame it on tariffs.
April 2, 2025 at 9:13 PM
It's not a bad idea to go to the local Walmart or big box retailer and buy lots of consumables now. From toothpaste to soap, anything you can find storage space for, buy before they have to replenish inventory.
Even if it's made in the USA , they will jack up the price and blame it on tariffs.
Even if it's made in the USA , they will jack up the price and blame it on tariffs.
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Early voting today in Wisconsin
March 29, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Early voting today in Wisconsin
“See you at the equator…” #Severance
March 22, 2025 at 10:10 PM
“See you at the equator…” #Severance
I spoke to George on twitter. I asked him how he handled setbacks. He said “I always thought I never lost, I just ran out of time. If I had that round, that minute back, what would I do differently? Learn, and you never lose.” Then he said a prayer for my papa who was also a boxer. The kindest man…
George Foreman, boxing legend, has died. He was 76
Boxing Legend George Foreman Dead at 76
Boxing legend George Foreman has died at 76 years old.
www.tmz.com
March 22, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I spoke to George on twitter. I asked him how he handled setbacks. He said “I always thought I never lost, I just ran out of time. If I had that round, that minute back, what would I do differently? Learn, and you never lose.” Then he said a prayer for my papa who was also a boxer. The kindest man…
The Severance season finale was perfect. 10/10 no notes.
March 21, 2025 at 3:41 AM
The Severance season finale was perfect. 10/10 no notes.
I have no time for foolishness tonight.
March 5, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I have no time for foolishness tonight.
Any time I open LinkedIn
March 3, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Any time I open LinkedIn
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Somewhere, Angel Hernandez is shaking violently in a recliner.
MLB players are giving their new robot umpire overlords a cautious welcome
MLB players are giving their new robot umpire overlords a cautious welcome
Anger over blown calls is as old as baseball itself. But in Spring Training this year, players can ask technology for a little help
www.theguardian.com
February 27, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Somewhere, Angel Hernandez is shaking violently in a recliner.
France is awesome. Vive la France!
The AP was banned from the event but the French press corps conspired to get a US AP reporter inside and insisted she be allowed to ask her question.
French Resistance Steps in After AP Banned From Trump-Macron Presser
The Paris Press Corps today ensured that an AP reporter could enter and ask a question.
www.thedailybeast.com
February 26, 2025 at 1:38 AM
France is awesome. Vive la France!
It just hit me… Severance is Neon Genesis Evangelion set in the corporate world. Lumon is NERV.
Both are meditations on depression
The innies are the EVAs
Lumon is trying to trigger an “event” One of Mark’s files was labeled “Chicxulub” (the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs)
Both are meditations on depression
The innies are the EVAs
Lumon is trying to trigger an “event” One of Mark’s files was labeled “Chicxulub” (the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs)
February 25, 2025 at 5:03 PM
It just hit me… Severance is Neon Genesis Evangelion set in the corporate world. Lumon is NERV.
Both are meditations on depression
The innies are the EVAs
Lumon is trying to trigger an “event” One of Mark’s files was labeled “Chicxulub” (the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs)
Both are meditations on depression
The innies are the EVAs
Lumon is trying to trigger an “event” One of Mark’s files was labeled “Chicxulub” (the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs)
Your outie is not responding to the productivity email.
February 23, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Your outie is not responding to the productivity email.
We are living in an Office Space/Severance collab.
February 22, 2025 at 10:10 PM
We are living in an Office Space/Severance collab.
“Your outie just bought two dozen eggs.”
“Your outie has no concerns about air travel.”
“Your outie is comfortable knowing that climate change is being recognized.”
“Your outie does not see a need to doom scroll, pleading for the asteroid to end it all.”
“Your outie has no concerns about air travel.”
“Your outie is comfortable knowing that climate change is being recognized.”
“Your outie does not see a need to doom scroll, pleading for the asteroid to end it all.”
February 19, 2025 at 12:27 AM
“Your outie just bought two dozen eggs.”
“Your outie has no concerns about air travel.”
“Your outie is comfortable knowing that climate change is being recognized.”
“Your outie does not see a need to doom scroll, pleading for the asteroid to end it all.”
“Your outie has no concerns about air travel.”
“Your outie is comfortable knowing that climate change is being recognized.”
“Your outie does not see a need to doom scroll, pleading for the asteroid to end it all.”
Data is the new oil... And a new “Rockefeller” has taken the stage.
February 18, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Data is the new oil... And a new “Rockefeller” has taken the stage.
Any time you suspect a hustle, ask yourself “who wins, and how?” If you wanted broke people to stay broke, how would you go about doing it? You are watching this “game” played out in real time.
Nearly 400 videos that were posted on the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau’s YouTube page have been removed, as the Trump administration continues to pare back the agency, including its team of skilled technologists.
Trump admin pulls hundreds of videos from CFPB’s YouTube channel
The videos included, “How can I improve my credit scores?”
www.theverge.com
February 17, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Any time you suspect a hustle, ask yourself “who wins, and how?” If you wanted broke people to stay broke, how would you go about doing it? You are watching this “game” played out in real time.
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The measles outbreak in Texas is reminding me of the public letter Roald Dahl wrote about losing his daughter to measles in 1962, just before the vaccine was publicly available.
February 15, 2025 at 5:49 PM
The measles outbreak in Texas is reminding me of the public letter Roald Dahl wrote about losing his daughter to measles in 1962, just before the vaccine was publicly available.
Just over here gambling on the Puppy Bowl…
a man with a beard is standing next to another man with a beard
ALT: a man with a beard is standing next to another man with a beard
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Just over here gambling on the Puppy Bowl…
I’m sick of Puppy Mahounds and these bullshit refs
February 9, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I’m sick of Puppy Mahounds and these bullshit refs
I’m sure that everyone who made a protest vote or sat out because “they’re both the same” feel quite justified in their respective selections. <end sarcasm>
REPORTER: You are talking tonight about the US taking over a sovereign territory. What authority would allow you to do that? Are you talking about a permanent occupation?
TRUMP: I do see a long term ownership position
TRUMP: I do see a long term ownership position
February 5, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I’m sure that everyone who made a protest vote or sat out because “they’re both the same” feel quite justified in their respective selections. <end sarcasm>