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Alfref
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🇬🇧 doing a PhD in spaceships in Beijing 🇨🇳
When I went to Rise of Skywalker, I was with my grandparents who had never seen a star wars before.
When I saw Batman V Superman, I got laid.
The only film I've actually been furious at in cinemas was Shazam
fun question: what’s the maddest you’ve ever been leaving a movie theater? not necessarily worst movie you’ve seen, but the one that just pissed you off the most. mine is Batman v Superman
February 19, 2026 at 10:05 AM
Once a year when I am obligated to make a smarmy post on LinkedIn I feel the need to wash my mouth out with whatever industrial cleaning chemicals I can get my hands on
February 14, 2026 at 8:58 AM
February 14, 2026 at 6:20 AM
me thinks 'tis time for a trip to ye olde pub
February 13, 2026 at 10:15 AM
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同志们,周一开摆!
February 9, 2026 at 5:11 AM
February 8, 2026 at 4:03 AM
the movie Office Space but instead of siphoning money from financial transactions it's just anime girl skins
Staff from Genshin Impact developer miHoYo have been sentenced to prison for bribery and embezzlement

Four individuals were found guilty of abusing their positions for bribes and commissions
February 7, 2026 at 12:27 PM
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🗣️MORE. 🗣️WOMEN. 🗣️PEDOPHILES.
February 7, 2026 at 12:04 PM
local hipster cinema called Come And See
February 6, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Spanish guy went crazy on the thumbnail for this one
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAD_...
DAYS OF BEING WILD
EPISODE 4: HISTORY OF CHINA PT. 4
5000 years of history culminates in hundreds of millions lifted out of poverty, fast trains and that guy who said "it is sunday, I would like to relax"
Days of Being Wild: Eternal Glory to High Speed Railway (Episode 4)
YouTube video by Days Of Being Wild Pod
www.youtube.com
February 6, 2026 at 9:54 AM
it is time to join the Belt And Road Initiative
February 6, 2026 at 4:33 AM
2026 really is the year of the Big Walk
February 6, 2026 at 3:52 AM
in light of all the mandelson stuff, it really does seem that Eyup Lovely was right about Everything
February 4, 2026 at 3:15 PM
February 4, 2026 at 12:22 PM
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Quite a moment. Artemis 2, Long March 10A with Mengzhou, and Starship V3 all undergoing preparations, all with big implications for lunar ambitions.
February 3, 2026 at 6:58 AM
Somewhere out there is an Emily Thomas I desperately need to tell "reaching level 1000 in the Offline Games - No Wifi test tube game is really impressive and you shouldn't rely on external validation to feel good about yourself"
February 2, 2026 at 3:30 PM
First week of interning at a space company in Hangzhou capped off by a visit to the Zhejiang provincial museum and a plate of Texas BBQ
February 1, 2026 at 9:28 AM
mental that Starmer has renewed domestic warhead development in the UK, even approving the development of tactical nuclear weapons yet we get bullshit like this in our newspapers
February 1, 2026 at 7:13 AM
February 1, 2026 at 5:29 AM
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EGG HEAD - “Skibadee, skibadanger! I am the rearranger!”
January 29, 2026 at 3:48 PM
keir starmer has done exactly one good thing in his entire career and the worst cartoonist alive is here to tell you why it is bad
January 29, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Space veggies
January 29, 2026 at 6:13 AM
Keir Starmer Beijing pics first impressions
January 28, 2026 at 1:57 PM
A guy yesterday was like "my English name is Frieza." I thought that was so cool but I showed him the DBZ guy and he was like "I don't know who that is". So I asked if he meant Frasier but he spelt it out for me FRESUR
January 28, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Keir Starmer in Beijing reportedly asking Xi how he can give pesky Mancunians the "Lin Biao treatment"
January 27, 2026 at 6:51 AM