Alex 🌻🏳️🌈 hEDS ASD (they/them)
@alexspectrum128.bsky.social
I'm probably being cringe, but in a cool way
Eat the rich
89% caffeine, 10% nefopam
Eat the rich
89% caffeine, 10% nefopam
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plantains implies the existence of spontaneoustains
May 23, 2025 at 12:36 AM
plantains implies the existence of spontaneoustains
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Listen, Old Man. You see that couch in the corner? I’m going to fuck it, and I’m going to make you watch me fuck it. There’s nothing you can do to stop me because I’m the Vice President of the United States
April 22, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Listen, Old Man. You see that couch in the corner? I’m going to fuck it, and I’m going to make you watch me fuck it. There’s nothing you can do to stop me because I’m the Vice President of the United States
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When I was growing up autistic kids were "hyper" or "had water on the brain" and there was always a raft of "weird kids" who were socially ostracized because they had a hard time people-ing. If you don't think autism existed before it was commonly called "autism," it's because you chose not to see.
My dad truly believed that people just didn't have autism when he was growing up and I had to be the one to break it to him that autistic people who didn't fit in WERE PUT INTO INSTITUTIONS
April 23, 2025 at 12:31 AM
When I was growing up autistic kids were "hyper" or "had water on the brain" and there was always a raft of "weird kids" who were socially ostracized because they had a hard time people-ing. If you don't think autism existed before it was commonly called "autism," it's because you chose not to see.
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“The accumulation of all powers, legislative, executive, and judiciary, in the same hands, whether of one, a few, or many, and whether hereditary, self-appointed, or elective, may justly be pronounced the very definition of tyranny.”
— James Madison, The Federalist No. 47
— James Madison, The Federalist No. 47
April 7, 2025 at 3:11 AM
“The accumulation of all powers, legislative, executive, and judiciary, in the same hands, whether of one, a few, or many, and whether hereditary, self-appointed, or elective, may justly be pronounced the very definition of tyranny.”
— James Madison, The Federalist No. 47
— James Madison, The Federalist No. 47
Reject biological essentialism
Promote enby liberties and our inalienable right to go to Jupiter, college, both or neither. We are free to get more knowledge, or more stupider wherever we please.
Promote enby liberties and our inalienable right to go to Jupiter, college, both or neither. We are free to get more knowledge, or more stupider wherever we please.
March 27, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Reject biological essentialism
Promote enby liberties and our inalienable right to go to Jupiter, college, both or neither. We are free to get more knowledge, or more stupider wherever we please.
Promote enby liberties and our inalienable right to go to Jupiter, college, both or neither. We are free to get more knowledge, or more stupider wherever we please.
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sorry, pronouns in bio triggered us so hard we had to become a fascist dictatorship over it
February 19, 2025 at 11:14 PM
sorry, pronouns in bio triggered us so hard we had to become a fascist dictatorship over it
Folks help me out, what pasta shape is the tastiest shape?
I said spiral has a good sauce capacity, but I think there's more to it than that. Shape influences the taste, I don't know how or why but it does.
What do you think is the most tasty shape of pasta?
I said spiral has a good sauce capacity, but I think there's more to it than that. Shape influences the taste, I don't know how or why but it does.
What do you think is the most tasty shape of pasta?
February 17, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Folks help me out, what pasta shape is the tastiest shape?
I said spiral has a good sauce capacity, but I think there's more to it than that. Shape influences the taste, I don't know how or why but it does.
What do you think is the most tasty shape of pasta?
I said spiral has a good sauce capacity, but I think there's more to it than that. Shape influences the taste, I don't know how or why but it does.
What do you think is the most tasty shape of pasta?
If true rhymes with poo
And it true rhymes with bamboo
And if true rhymes with kangaroo...
Then that implies there's no limit to the difference in length between the two words...
Which means true rhymes with Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu
And it true rhymes with bamboo
And if true rhymes with kangaroo...
Then that implies there's no limit to the difference in length between the two words...
Which means true rhymes with Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu
February 14, 2025 at 7:36 PM
If true rhymes with poo
And it true rhymes with bamboo
And if true rhymes with kangaroo...
Then that implies there's no limit to the difference in length between the two words...
Which means true rhymes with Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu
And it true rhymes with bamboo
And if true rhymes with kangaroo...
Then that implies there's no limit to the difference in length between the two words...
Which means true rhymes with Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu
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i am tired of earth.
these people.
i am tired of being caught in the tangle of their lives.
these people.
i am tired of being caught in the tangle of their lives.
February 8, 2025 at 6:34 AM
i am tired of earth.
these people.
i am tired of being caught in the tangle of their lives.
these people.
i am tired of being caught in the tangle of their lives.
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what's wrong babe, you've hardly touched today's heap of apocalyptic news headlines
February 1, 2025 at 6:28 PM
what's wrong babe, you've hardly touched today's heap of apocalyptic news headlines
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This is what the government did with 120K+ Japanese Americans in 1942.
I know. I was there in those camps.
I know. I was there in those camps.
January 31, 2025 at 7:11 PM
This is what the government did with 120K+ Japanese Americans in 1942.
I know. I was there in those camps.
I know. I was there in those camps.
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The USA has had two major plane crashes in the last 4 days.
The USA had previously not suffered a major plane crash for 16 years.
‘DEI’ programs have existed for decades.
So what was it that changed in the last 14 days or so to suddenly cause so many crashes?
The USA had previously not suffered a major plane crash for 16 years.
‘DEI’ programs have existed for decades.
So what was it that changed in the last 14 days or so to suddenly cause so many crashes?
February 1, 2025 at 5:21 PM
The USA has had two major plane crashes in the last 4 days.
The USA had previously not suffered a major plane crash for 16 years.
‘DEI’ programs have existed for decades.
So what was it that changed in the last 14 days or so to suddenly cause so many crashes?
The USA had previously not suffered a major plane crash for 16 years.
‘DEI’ programs have existed for decades.
So what was it that changed in the last 14 days or so to suddenly cause so many crashes?
Every so often I'll feel brave and tell a new person I'm autistic, sometimes just working it into a conversation like it's any other detail. Here's how that's gone -
1) "Yeah I knew 3 seconds after I met you"
2) "Well yes we all know *you're* autistic!"
3) "I already know, your badges told me!"
1) "Yeah I knew 3 seconds after I met you"
2) "Well yes we all know *you're* autistic!"
3) "I already know, your badges told me!"
January 25, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Every so often I'll feel brave and tell a new person I'm autistic, sometimes just working it into a conversation like it's any other detail. Here's how that's gone -
1) "Yeah I knew 3 seconds after I met you"
2) "Well yes we all know *you're* autistic!"
3) "I already know, your badges told me!"
1) "Yeah I knew 3 seconds after I met you"
2) "Well yes we all know *you're* autistic!"
3) "I already know, your badges told me!"
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Continuing to exist, as a bit.
January 23, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Continuing to exist, as a bit.
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I’m sorry who gifts eight maids a-milking but no cow
December 28, 2024 at 6:34 PM
I’m sorry who gifts eight maids a-milking but no cow
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…and as always, sex work is real work and sex workers should be protected at all costs
November 18, 2024 at 5:00 PM
…and as always, sex work is real work and sex workers should be protected at all costs
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Eleanor Rigby says hang in there everyone. In the end, kindness, intelligence and cool heads always prevail.
November 18, 2024 at 5:34 AM
Eleanor Rigby says hang in there everyone. In the end, kindness, intelligence and cool heads always prevail.
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Sometimes I skeet and am unrelated email comes in almost immediately, and every single time I think "oh shit did I just get banned" and then I remember this is Bluesky and I can say shit like "Elon Musk is a whiny little cis baby" without getting suspended.
November 13, 2024 at 6:14 PM
Sometimes I skeet and am unrelated email comes in almost immediately, and every single time I think "oh shit did I just get banned" and then I remember this is Bluesky and I can say shit like "Elon Musk is a whiny little cis baby" without getting suspended.
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If I very confidently announce that I’m on this platform, as if people ought to know who I am, and then ask everyone to repost me so that the public can find me, a person they have definitely heard of and want to find, what are the chances of that working? Shall we give it a go?
November 13, 2024 at 5:54 PM
If I very confidently announce that I’m on this platform, as if people ought to know who I am, and then ask everyone to repost me so that the public can find me, a person they have definitely heard of and want to find, what are the chances of that working? Shall we give it a go?
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Bro can’t even get a face concealer that matches his neck! How you gonna expect him to make eggs cheaper
November 8, 2024 at 6:51 AM
Bro can’t even get a face concealer that matches his neck! How you gonna expect him to make eggs cheaper
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Quitting my job to become a woman in STEM
Sexual
Terrorism
Emasculating
Men
Sexual
Terrorism
Emasculating
Men
November 8, 2024 at 3:18 PM
Quitting my job to become a woman in STEM
Sexual
Terrorism
Emasculating
Men
Sexual
Terrorism
Emasculating
Men
*Upped my autism 2 levels yesterday with both the COVID and flu vaccinations 🥰
*You can only make this joke if you are autistic
*You can only make this joke if you are autistic
November 9, 2024 at 12:37 PM
*Upped my autism 2 levels yesterday with both the COVID and flu vaccinations 🥰
*You can only make this joke if you are autistic
*You can only make this joke if you are autistic
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Europe still imports vast quantities of fossil gas.
And prices are rising again.
The only sustainable protection from fossil gas price volatility is to replace fossil gas with renewable energy, electrification and energy efficiency.
And prices are rising again.
The only sustainable protection from fossil gas price volatility is to replace fossil gas with renewable energy, electrification and energy efficiency.
October 26, 2024 at 10:09 AM
Europe still imports vast quantities of fossil gas.
And prices are rising again.
The only sustainable protection from fossil gas price volatility is to replace fossil gas with renewable energy, electrification and energy efficiency.
And prices are rising again.
The only sustainable protection from fossil gas price volatility is to replace fossil gas with renewable energy, electrification and energy efficiency.
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Instead of doomscrolling, it feels like I'm hopescrolling on here.
October 20, 2024 at 6:55 AM
Instead of doomscrolling, it feels like I'm hopescrolling on here.