Alex Sørlie
@alex.sorlie.io
I sit in a chair and scream instructions at sand
he/him
Bergen, Norway 🇳🇴
Networking & eBPF at Loophole Labs
Urbanist 🚲🚊
Free Palestine 🇵🇸
he/him
Bergen, Norway 🇳🇴
Networking & eBPF at Loophole Labs
Urbanist 🚲🚊
Free Palestine 🇵🇸
Looking forward to getting home to sane cultural norms where old people aren’t constantly trying to talk German at me while I’m clearly wearing headphones
February 10, 2026 at 11:18 AM
Looking forward to getting home to sane cultural norms where old people aren’t constantly trying to talk German at me while I’m clearly wearing headphones
It's that time of the year where Americans won't stop talking about superb owls for some reason
February 9, 2026 at 1:29 PM
It's that time of the year where Americans won't stop talking about superb owls for some reason
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"Ingen måte å unngå dette på" sier by som jevnlig bygger ny motorvei inn til sentrum og stopper utvidelsen av bybanen.
February 6, 2026 at 8:06 PM
"Ingen måte å unngå dette på" sier by som jevnlig bygger ny motorvei inn til sentrum og stopper utvidelsen av bybanen.
US olympics team wearing a bastardised attempt at a Norwegian selbu-rose pattern knitted sweater for some reason, get your own culture fucking hell www.vogue.com/article/ralp...
Ralph Lauren Unveils Its 2026 Team USA Olympic and Paralympic Uniforms
www.vogue.com
February 6, 2026 at 12:32 PM
US olympics team wearing a bastardised attempt at a Norwegian selbu-rose pattern knitted sweater for some reason, get your own culture fucking hell www.vogue.com/article/ralp...
Airport security decided they needed to put my bag through the scanner 3 times over, it’s going to be one of those days
February 4, 2026 at 7:20 AM
Airport security decided they needed to put my bag through the scanner 3 times over, it’s going to be one of those days
Offisielt ferdig med kongefamilien, etter at Harald dør kan vi kvitte oss med hele driten.
February 1, 2026 at 8:53 AM
Offisielt ferdig med kongefamilien, etter at Harald dør kan vi kvitte oss med hele driten.
Every time I have errands in more than 2 places in a day I find myself doing a Seven Bridges of Königsberg type puzzle in my head to save probably 2 minutes of time
January 29, 2026 at 10:44 AM
Every time I have errands in more than 2 places in a day I find myself doing a Seven Bridges of Königsberg type puzzle in my head to save probably 2 minutes of time
"'Without us you'd be speaking german right now" Trump says while holding a speech in the German speaking part of Switzerland
January 21, 2026 at 8:23 PM
"'Without us you'd be speaking german right now" Trump says while holding a speech in the German speaking part of Switzerland
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In honor of MLK day, I present to you a timely quote that the YTs never seem to remember… curious
January 19, 2026 at 7:12 AM
In honor of MLK day, I present to you a timely quote that the YTs never seem to remember… curious
Gavin Newsom is a transphobic Zionist piece of shit and him being against Trump doesn’t mean you need to stan him.
January 21, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Gavin Newsom is a transphobic Zionist piece of shit and him being against Trump doesn’t mean you need to stan him.
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There's a new eBPF sandbox by David Ventura to learn BPF development with exercises and detailed explanations: ebpf.party. Looks great for a first quick introduction!
January 15, 2026 at 11:02 AM
There's a new eBPF sandbox by David Ventura to learn BPF development with exercises and detailed explanations: ebpf.party. Looks great for a first quick introduction!
Great software if you want a lean-back console experience with your PC: can create a virtual display with your TV’s native resolution + HDR and stream over ethernet. Add Steam Big Picture mode and it’s like you have a Steam Console github.com/ClassicOldSo...
GitHub - ClassicOldSong/Apollo: Sunshine fork - The easiest way to stream with the native resolution of your client device
Sunshine fork - The easiest way to stream with the native resolution of your client device - ClassicOldSong/Apollo
github.com
January 13, 2026 at 11:24 AM
Great software if you want a lean-back console experience with your PC: can create a virtual display with your TV’s native resolution + HDR and stream over ethernet. Add Steam Big Picture mode and it’s like you have a Steam Console github.com/ClassicOldSo...
Samferdselsminister Jon-Ivar Nygård mener at det ikke er mye poeng i å investere i langdistansetog i Norge, siden han forventer at fly på ett eller annet magisk vis blir utslippsfrie om 15 år. Idiot. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/n...
Neste stopp med Jon-Ivar Nygård
Podcast Episode · Neste stopp · 01/06/2026 · 29m
podcasts.apple.com
January 9, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Samferdselsminister Jon-Ivar Nygård mener at det ikke er mye poeng i å investere i langdistansetog i Norge, siden han forventer at fly på ett eller annet magisk vis blir utslippsfrie om 15 år. Idiot. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/n...
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At this point, I can’t understand why any international traveller would visit the US
Even if you think you’re not at risk, you could get caught in the crossfire of ICE gunning people down in residential streets or have masked gunmen storm your restaurant and haul kitchen staff away as you eat lunch
Even if you think you’re not at risk, you could get caught in the crossfire of ICE gunning people down in residential streets or have masked gunmen storm your restaurant and haul kitchen staff away as you eat lunch
January 7, 2026 at 11:01 PM
At this point, I can’t understand why any international traveller would visit the US
Even if you think you’re not at risk, you could get caught in the crossfire of ICE gunning people down in residential streets or have masked gunmen storm your restaurant and haul kitchen staff away as you eat lunch
Even if you think you’re not at risk, you could get caught in the crossfire of ICE gunning people down in residential streets or have masked gunmen storm your restaurant and haul kitchen staff away as you eat lunch
Turns out it is actually possible for a politician to do things, if they want to
Zohran just went out and fixed the Williamsburg Bridge bike entrance. Just did it. No faffing, no nonsense. Bam. Fixed.
January 6, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Turns out it is actually possible for a politician to do things, if they want to
Saying the quiet part out loud this time
Hegseth: "Trump is deadly serious about…getting back the oil that was stolen from us."
January 3, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Saying the quiet part out loud this time
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"Maduro is a brutal authoritarian dictator," I wisely intone, as the corrupt demented paedophile US President violating Constitutional Law while operating a gestapo and concentration camps illegally arrests a foreign leader on charges which read like they were written on a paper placemat in crayon.
January 3, 2026 at 1:24 PM
"Maduro is a brutal authoritarian dictator," I wisely intone, as the corrupt demented paedophile US President violating Constitutional Law while operating a gestapo and concentration camps illegally arrests a foreign leader on charges which read like they were written on a paper placemat in crayon.
Anyone attempting to justify this imperialist invasion is an instant block for me
January 3, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Anyone attempting to justify this imperialist invasion is an instant block for me
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The US has launched an unprovoked and illegal attack on Venezuela.
This is a brazen attempt to secure control over Venezuelan natural resources.
It is an act of war that puts the lives of millions of people at risk, and should be condemned by anyone who believes in sovereignty & international law.
This is a brazen attempt to secure control over Venezuelan natural resources.
It is an act of war that puts the lives of millions of people at risk, and should be condemned by anyone who believes in sovereignty & international law.
January 3, 2026 at 10:26 AM
The US has launched an unprovoked and illegal attack on Venezuela.
This is a brazen attempt to secure control over Venezuelan natural resources.
It is an act of war that puts the lives of millions of people at risk, and should be condemned by anyone who believes in sovereignty & international law.
This is a brazen attempt to secure control over Venezuelan natural resources.
It is an act of war that puts the lives of millions of people at risk, and should be condemned by anyone who believes in sovereignty & international law.
love updating my keyboard firmware wiping out all my key assignments and settings, thanks Keychron, very cool
December 31, 2025 at 11:47 AM
love updating my keyboard firmware wiping out all my key assignments and settings, thanks Keychron, very cool
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We don't need more contributors who aren't programmers to contribute code | Discussion
[RFC] LLVM AI tool policy: human in the loop
Hey folks, I got a lot of feedback from various meetings on the proposed LLVM AI contribution policy, and I made some significant changes based on that feedback. The current draft proposal focuses on the idea of requiring a human in the loop who understands their contribution well enough to answer questions about it during review. The idea here is that contributors are not allowed to offload the work of validating LLM tool output to maintainers. I’ve mostly removed the Fedora policy in an effort...
discourse.llvm.org
December 31, 2025 at 4:40 AM
We don't need more contributors who aren't programmers to contribute code | Discussion
The train still works when it’s raining
waymo paused its robotaxi service as national weather service issued flash flood warnings in SF on christmas - @cnbc.com
www.cnbc.com/2025/12/25/w...
www.cnbc.com/2025/12/25/w...
Waymo pauses robotaxis in SF again due to flash flood warnings on Christmas Day
Waymo again paused it robotaxi service, citing a flash flood warning on Christmas Day.
www.cnbc.com
December 26, 2025 at 2:16 AM
The train still works when it’s raining
Happy Yule to everyone 🙂🎄🎁
December 24, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Happy Yule to everyone 🙂🎄🎁
While it pains me to compliment an electron app, the Graphite menubar utility is really nice for getting an overview of pull requests that needs your attention.
December 11, 2025 at 10:43 AM
While it pains me to compliment an electron app, the Graphite menubar utility is really nice for getting an overview of pull requests that needs your attention.
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to commemorate alan dye moving from apple to meta, here's one of his best quotes
December 4, 2025 at 11:19 AM
to commemorate alan dye moving from apple to meta, here's one of his best quotes