Gorbachevytothelevy
@alburger87.bsky.social
not an american, most understanding of US politics inferred from The Sims
Amazed he went with the America party and not the epic win Chuck Norris bacon keep calm chive on party
July 6, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Amazed he went with the America party and not the epic win Chuck Norris bacon keep calm chive on party
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“And”???? Should be a comma there
June 26, 2025 at 4:33 PM
“And”???? Should be a comma there
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In the words of Nelson Mandela: it always seems impossible until it’s done.
My friends, it is done. And you are the ones who did it.
I am honored to be your Democratic nominee for the Mayor of New York City.
My friends, it is done. And you are the ones who did it.
I am honored to be your Democratic nominee for the Mayor of New York City.
June 25, 2025 at 5:54 AM
In the words of Nelson Mandela: it always seems impossible until it’s done.
My friends, it is done. And you are the ones who did it.
I am honored to be your Democratic nominee for the Mayor of New York City.
My friends, it is done. And you are the ones who did it.
I am honored to be your Democratic nominee for the Mayor of New York City.
Confused about zohran actually winning, I didn't think the Democrats let actual people vote for anything
June 25, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Confused about zohran actually winning, I didn't think the Democrats let actual people vote for anything
Me: hows the sushi train work
Wife: you just choose the thing you want and they add up the plates at the end
Me: no hows the belt work I can't see where it engages with a motor
Wife: what
Me: I need to know
Wife: you just choose the thing you want and they add up the plates at the end
Me: no hows the belt work I can't see where it engages with a motor
Wife: what
Me: I need to know
June 21, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Me: hows the sushi train work
Wife: you just choose the thing you want and they add up the plates at the end
Me: no hows the belt work I can't see where it engages with a motor
Wife: what
Me: I need to know
Wife: you just choose the thing you want and they add up the plates at the end
Me: no hows the belt work I can't see where it engages with a motor
Wife: what
Me: I need to know
Heard they bagged an f35 hell yeah, overrated piece of expensive junk
June 16, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Heard they bagged an f35 hell yeah, overrated piece of expensive junk
Nation of sociopaths discovers human experience
June 16, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Nation of sociopaths discovers human experience
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For those keeping track, Israel is now attacking and/or occupying:
- Iran
- Lebanon
- Syria
- Yemen
- And of course the Palestinian Territories
It can do this bc it has nuclear weapons and carte blanche from both parties as the US’s proxy to kill whoever it likes and we’ll protect them
- Iran
- Lebanon
- Syria
- Yemen
- And of course the Palestinian Territories
It can do this bc it has nuclear weapons and carte blanche from both parties as the US’s proxy to kill whoever it likes and we’ll protect them
June 15, 2025 at 2:26 PM
For those keeping track, Israel is now attacking and/or occupying:
- Iran
- Lebanon
- Syria
- Yemen
- And of course the Palestinian Territories
It can do this bc it has nuclear weapons and carte blanche from both parties as the US’s proxy to kill whoever it likes and we’ll protect them
- Iran
- Lebanon
- Syria
- Yemen
- And of course the Palestinian Territories
It can do this bc it has nuclear weapons and carte blanche from both parties as the US’s proxy to kill whoever it likes and we’ll protect them
So good how Israel has just destroyed any credibility it had left with the general public in the last 18 months and is still utterly incredulous that people are like "hell yeah get his ass Iran"
June 14, 2025 at 5:17 AM
So good how Israel has just destroyed any credibility it had left with the general public in the last 18 months and is still utterly incredulous that people are like "hell yeah get his ass Iran"
Plot twist: the parade tanks are locked and loaded and just unload on the white house 😂
June 13, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Plot twist: the parade tanks are locked and loaded and just unload on the white house 😂
I thought the military parade was like America's 250th anniversary or whatever (still a dumb idea) not just Trump's bday wtf 😂
June 13, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I thought the military parade was like America's 250th anniversary or whatever (still a dumb idea) not just Trump's bday wtf 😂
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Reporter: what will your response be as mayor to ICE?
Mamdani: the actions of ICE are unconstitutional and I will oppose them
Cuomo: residents are concerned about ICE, but also public safety
Eric Adams: I’ll tell you something about Darkwing Duck, no one can hate a man in a fashionable hat
Mamdani: the actions of ICE are unconstitutional and I will oppose them
Cuomo: residents are concerned about ICE, but also public safety
Eric Adams: I’ll tell you something about Darkwing Duck, no one can hate a man in a fashionable hat
June 10, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Reporter: what will your response be as mayor to ICE?
Mamdani: the actions of ICE are unconstitutional and I will oppose them
Cuomo: residents are concerned about ICE, but also public safety
Eric Adams: I’ll tell you something about Darkwing Duck, no one can hate a man in a fashionable hat
Mamdani: the actions of ICE are unconstitutional and I will oppose them
Cuomo: residents are concerned about ICE, but also public safety
Eric Adams: I’ll tell you something about Darkwing Duck, no one can hate a man in a fashionable hat
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LOL Hegseth ain't paying. Right now all they're talking about on military forums is how the deployments are broken up into 29 day blocks so DoD doesn't have to pay them active duty benefits INCLUDING no allowance for housing.
Bring these dudes some cold water. They'll keep ICE off your back.
Bring these dudes some cold water. They'll keep ICE off your back.
June 8, 2025 at 6:08 PM
LOL Hegseth ain't paying. Right now all they're talking about on military forums is how the deployments are broken up into 29 day blocks so DoD doesn't have to pay them active duty benefits INCLUDING no allowance for housing.
Bring these dudes some cold water. They'll keep ICE off your back.
Bring these dudes some cold water. They'll keep ICE off your back.
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LAPD fired rubber bullets at Australian journalist @laurentomasi.bsky.social
June 9, 2025 at 1:39 AM
LAPD fired rubber bullets at Australian journalist @laurentomasi.bsky.social
Man why tf is insta still better for news than bsky that was the one thing Twitter was kinda handy for
June 8, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Man why tf is insta still better for news than bsky that was the one thing Twitter was kinda handy for
Can national guardsmen just be like "soz man I'm working my reg job can't make it today" or nah
June 8, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Can national guardsmen just be like "soz man I'm working my reg job can't make it today" or nah
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With you in spirit, LA. ❤️ from Portugal.
June 7, 2025 at 9:38 PM
With you in spirit, LA. ❤️ from Portugal.
I know it's a moot point like everything else post 2023 but isn't it explicitly against the constitution to deploy the army or marines on us soil?
June 8, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I know it's a moot point like everything else post 2023 but isn't it explicitly against the constitution to deploy the army or marines on us soil?
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Weeping Trump Boys Told ‘Uncle Elon’ Blown Up In Rocket Accident
Weeping Trump Boys Told ‘Uncle Elon’ Blown Up In Rocket Accident
WASHINGTON—Making sure the pair were sitting down before she delivered the news, White House chief of staff Susie Wiles reportedly told the Trump boys Friday that their Uncle Elon had been blown up in...
theonion.com
June 6, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Weeping Trump Boys Told ‘Uncle Elon’ Blown Up In Rocket Accident
Imagine explaining to Americans in 2016 that the chain of events they have set in motion will lead to this meme being their president in 2025
June 5, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Imagine explaining to Americans in 2016 that the chain of events they have set in motion will lead to this meme being their president in 2025
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groimes oim baeing deperted by ois
June 5, 2025 at 10:15 PM
groimes oim baeing deperted by ois
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this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake
June 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake