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A lot of libs are doing the blame game, just shut the fuck up. You’re capitalists, too. You did fake resistance to fascism for 100 years, which is inevitable because fascism is capitalism’s final fucking form. You didn’t listen once. You spent those same 100yrs telling us commies to go away and die.
I don’t know what’s legal or illegal anymore but they’ll get my “9/11 Hooters Remembers, Let Freedom Wing” shirt from me when they peel it from my cold, dead torso.
September 20, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I don’t know what’s legal or illegal anymore but they’ll get my “9/11 Hooters Remembers, Let Freedom Wing” shirt from me when they peel it from my cold, dead torso.
With my whole chest I hope there’s a 💣💥 attempt on Isaac Herzog today in London and I fully expect that if that happens countries stay as silent as they have on Israel bombing Doha, right? I mean, the precedent has been set, right?
September 10, 2025 at 11:53 AM
With my whole chest I hope there’s a 💣💥 attempt on Isaac Herzog today in London and I fully expect that if that happens countries stay as silent as they have on Israel bombing Doha, right? I mean, the precedent has been set, right?
Reading Lenin aloud to my captive audience.
September 9, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Reading Lenin aloud to my captive audience.
You’re complicit in this. Your party is fake resistance while blocking actual resistance. The left political spectrum STARTS at being anti-capitalist, so you’re on their side. All you’ve done is block resistance. Worst part is that you’re fine with them killing us and think they won’t kill you.
First, Donald Trump used the Marines and the National Guard to support his mass deportation agenda in Los Angeles.
Now, he's using similar tactics in D.C. like a tinpot dictator.
Don't look away. Don't stay silent. If you do, don't be surprised if it's your city next.
Now, he's using similar tactics in D.C. like a tinpot dictator.
Don't look away. Don't stay silent. If you do, don't be surprised if it's your city next.
August 12, 2025 at 2:17 AM
You’re complicit in this. Your party is fake resistance while blocking actual resistance. The left political spectrum STARTS at being anti-capitalist, so you’re on their side. All you’ve done is block resistance. Worst part is that you’re fine with them killing us and think they won’t kill you.
A lot of libs are doing the blame game, just shut the fuck up. You’re capitalists, too. You did fake resistance to fascism for 100 years, which is inevitable because fascism is capitalism’s final fucking form. You didn’t listen once. You spent those same 100yrs telling us commies to go away and die.
August 12, 2025 at 1:10 AM
A lot of libs are doing the blame game, just shut the fuck up. You’re capitalists, too. You did fake resistance to fascism for 100 years, which is inevitable because fascism is capitalism’s final fucking form. You didn’t listen once. You spent those same 100yrs telling us commies to go away and die.
Many people don’t know that you can simply invoice large companies and most of the time they blindly pay them. You can then use this money to quit your job, train, plot, and then k**l the very people at the top of these companies. They’ll literally pay you to k**l them.
July 29, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Many people don’t know that you can simply invoice large companies and most of the time they blindly pay them. You can then use this money to quit your job, train, plot, and then k**l the very people at the top of these companies. They’ll literally pay you to k**l them.
My dogs have a simple message: fuck America since 1492, fuck Israel since 1882.
July 29, 2025 at 2:20 AM
My dogs have a simple message: fuck America since 1492, fuck Israel since 1882.
Just got my 3rd Twitter acct banned this year, that’s turned into quite the touchy place, huh
July 27, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Just got my 3rd Twitter acct banned this year, that’s turned into quite the touchy place, huh
Alert status: Red - 11 seconds later
June 12, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Alert status: Red - 11 seconds later
While you’re watching two rich white supremacists pillow fight, people are still dying over food.
June 6, 2025 at 1:35 AM
While you’re watching two rich white supremacists pillow fight, people are still dying over food.
Test for @rearfactory.bsky.social - what all changed this round.
May 10, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Test for @rearfactory.bsky.social - what all changed this round.
If you’re about to be taken by these ghouls, pull as many masks down as you can so we can identify and *allegedly* light them on fire as they sleep.
The masked ICE agents are in DC today, as rumored, whisking people off the street while covering their faces completely.
🚨ALERT 🚨ICE reported at 5300 South Dakota Ave NE in the last couple of hours. 4 agents and 2 cars confirmed. At least one person detained.
🚨ALERTA🚨ICE/La Migra reportado en 5300 South Dakota Ave NE en las últimas dos horas. 4 agentes and 2 carros confirmados. Al menos una persona detenida. 1/
🚨ALERTA🚨ICE/La Migra reportado en 5300 South Dakota Ave NE en las últimas dos horas. 4 agentes and 2 carros confirmados. Al menos una persona detenida. 1/
May 6, 2025 at 10:42 PM
If you’re about to be taken by these ghouls, pull as many masks down as you can so we can identify and *allegedly* light them on fire as they sleep.
There is no better way for me to relax, feel true peace, and an overwhelming, all encompassing calm than for me to imagine a US where every single registered Democrat and Republican have been shot into the sun.
May 5, 2025 at 10:42 PM
There is no better way for me to relax, feel true peace, and an overwhelming, all encompassing calm than for me to imagine a US where every single registered Democrat and Republican have been shot into the sun.
This is the only reason they actually care about this issue.
May 1, 2025 at 3:36 PM
This is the only reason they actually care about this issue.
Name another baseball team with this kind of responsibility. I'll wait.
April 24, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Name another baseball team with this kind of responsibility. I'll wait.
The song “Whispers or Your Death” by Counterparts was written about a cat, by a communist. No capitalist song about any other capitalists death in history has ever been as visceral. Let that sink in.
April 11, 2025 at 3:17 AM
The song “Whispers or Your Death” by Counterparts was written about a cat, by a communist. No capitalist song about any other capitalists death in history has ever been as visceral. Let that sink in.
EVERYONE STOP. SHUT UP AND LOOK AT MY DOG SLEEPING.
April 6, 2025 at 4:10 AM
EVERYONE STOP. SHUT UP AND LOOK AT MY DOG SLEEPING.
My biggest issue with violence vs non-violence is that the debate ends there…but like WHO are we doing violence TO? That’s the question that matters.
April 4, 2025 at 12:54 AM
My biggest issue with violence vs non-violence is that the debate ends there…but like WHO are we doing violence TO? That’s the question that matters.
Self care Saturday
March 29, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Self care Saturday
State Farm is refusing to pay the full price in body work it took to get my 2022 back to original condition. They think it should’ve been “close” to fully repaired. They want me to eat $3k. That’s the exact amount their CEO makes every 15min.
March 29, 2025 at 6:30 PM
State Farm is refusing to pay the full price in body work it took to get my 2022 back to original condition. They think it should’ve been “close” to fully repaired. They want me to eat $3k. That’s the exact amount their CEO makes every 15min.
Stop interviewing Elon and c*t his he*d o*f already, ffs.
March 29, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Stop interviewing Elon and c*t his he*d o*f already, ffs.
I don’t want to hear about the historic traditions of Abrahamic religions. Greek civilization is 1,500yrs older than the oldest biblical text, fucking Moussaka is an older tradition, get the fuck out of here.
March 26, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I don’t want to hear about the historic traditions of Abrahamic religions. Greek civilization is 1,500yrs older than the oldest biblical text, fucking Moussaka is an older tradition, get the fuck out of here.
When a cop shoots someone the headline obscures the truth and removes context to protect the police. However, in this story the headline adds context that’s utterly unnecessary. Either tell me every athlete’s former job or no athlete’s former job. ACAB means featherweight champs, too.
March 22, 2025 at 6:32 PM
When a cop shoots someone the headline obscures the truth and removes context to protect the police. However, in this story the headline adds context that’s utterly unnecessary. Either tell me every athlete’s former job or no athlete’s former job. ACAB means featherweight champs, too.