The Albert Parsons Project ☭
@albertparsonspr.bsky.social
Live, Laugh, Toaster Bath
I don’t know what’s legal or illegal anymore but they’ll get my “9/11 Hooters Remembers, Let Freedom Wing” shirt from me when they peel it from my cold, dead torso.
September 20, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I don’t know what’s legal or illegal anymore but they’ll get my “9/11 Hooters Remembers, Let Freedom Wing” shirt from me when they peel it from my cold, dead torso.
Reading Lenin aloud to my captive audience.
September 9, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Reading Lenin aloud to my captive audience.
My dogs have a simple message: fuck America since 1492, fuck Israel since 1882.
July 29, 2025 at 2:20 AM
My dogs have a simple message: fuck America since 1492, fuck Israel since 1882.
Alert status: Red - 11 seconds later
June 12, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Alert status: Red - 11 seconds later
Test for @rearfactory.bsky.social - what all changed this round.
May 10, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Test for @rearfactory.bsky.social - what all changed this round.
This is the only reason they actually care about this issue.
May 1, 2025 at 3:36 PM
This is the only reason they actually care about this issue.
Name another baseball team with this kind of responsibility. I'll wait.
April 24, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Name another baseball team with this kind of responsibility. I'll wait.
EVERYONE STOP. SHUT UP AND LOOK AT MY DOG SLEEPING.
April 6, 2025 at 4:10 AM
EVERYONE STOP. SHUT UP AND LOOK AT MY DOG SLEEPING.
Self care Saturday
March 29, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Self care Saturday
When a cop shoots someone the headline obscures the truth and removes context to protect the police. However, in this story the headline adds context that’s utterly unnecessary. Either tell me every athlete’s former job or no athlete’s former job. ACAB means featherweight champs, too.
March 22, 2025 at 6:32 PM
When a cop shoots someone the headline obscures the truth and removes context to protect the police. However, in this story the headline adds context that’s utterly unnecessary. Either tell me every athlete’s former job or no athlete’s former job. ACAB means featherweight champs, too.
It’s that time of year again where I get irrationally mad that the University of Washington Huskies literally use the wrong breed of dog as a mascot. This is Dubs, he’s a Malamute, which is in fact, not a husky. They’ve done this for the last 64yrs 🤦🏻♂️
March 13, 2025 at 2:25 PM
It’s that time of year again where I get irrationally mad that the University of Washington Huskies literally use the wrong breed of dog as a mascot. This is Dubs, he’s a Malamute, which is in fact, not a husky. They’ve done this for the last 64yrs 🤦🏻♂️
My second to last post before my permanent Twitter ban this AM caught this hypocrite loser’s attention lol
March 11, 2025 at 5:23 PM
My second to last post before my permanent Twitter ban this AM caught this hypocrite loser’s attention lol
Decided instead of just leaving twitter I’d get suspended instead and boy that didn’t take long.
March 11, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Decided instead of just leaving twitter I’d get suspended instead and boy that didn’t take long.
@thedollop.bsky.social I keep asking the Hunt family why their team is the only one that never seems to be represented in this @nflbluesky.bsky.social campaign but all I get is crickets…
March 5, 2025 at 12:57 AM
@thedollop.bsky.social I keep asking the Hunt family why their team is the only one that never seems to be represented in this @nflbluesky.bsky.social campaign but all I get is crickets…
Why is everyone saying the new Seahawks coach is young? I googled him and this fucker looks old as shit.
February 1, 2024 at 4:00 PM
Why is everyone saying the new Seahawks coach is young? I googled him and this fucker looks old as shit.
The size of what now?
January 29, 2024 at 1:53 PM
The size of what now?
Israeli PM [at the time] Menachem Begin, recounting Joe Biden’s support for Israel directly killing women and children during a Senate Foreign Relations Committee meeting after Israel’s 1982 invasion of Lebanon.
This is who he’s always been
This is who he’s always been
January 16, 2024 at 2:03 PM
Israeli PM [at the time] Menachem Begin, recounting Joe Biden’s support for Israel directly killing women and children during a Senate Foreign Relations Committee meeting after Israel’s 1982 invasion of Lebanon.
This is who he’s always been
This is who he’s always been
Just doubling down on having the most ironically embarrassing end zone in the league.
September 8, 2023 at 12:41 AM
Just doubling down on having the most ironically embarrassing end zone in the league.
Moved into the new house today and it was super cool for the previous owners to leave fire starters!!
August 20, 2023 at 9:53 PM
Moved into the new house today and it was super cool for the previous owners to leave fire starters!!
We’re so gonna knock this fucker out of its orbit and add to the immense chaos already all around us. Neat.
August 16, 2023 at 1:55 PM
We’re so gonna knock this fucker out of its orbit and add to the immense chaos already all around us. Neat.
Got that Rumble page up and running pretty quick, too. Doesn’t have a Patreon, though, which means we have the opportunity to do the funniest thing…
August 14, 2023 at 1:15 PM
Got that Rumble page up and running pretty quick, too. Doesn’t have a Patreon, though, which means we have the opportunity to do the funniest thing…
Bluesky is where I drop all my best takes.
August 10, 2023 at 8:51 PM
Bluesky is where I drop all my best takes.
four albums that describe my musical taste
August 1, 2023 at 3:32 AM
four albums that describe my musical taste