AL Bahmani
@albahmani.bsky.social
Shiny, Happy Darkness!
Stand-up comedy from a comfortable place, the fetal position.
Stand-up comedy from a comfortable place, the fetal position.
"I'm writing a children's book about the Kennedy assassination.
It's called, 'Where's Oswaldo?'"
-- Bryan Hurzie
It's called, 'Where's Oswaldo?'"
-- Bryan Hurzie
November 24, 2025 at 3:50 AM
"I'm writing a children's book about the Kennedy assassination.
It's called, 'Where's Oswaldo?'"
-- Bryan Hurzie
It's called, 'Where's Oswaldo?'"
-- Bryan Hurzie
If you bring a box of tissues with you to Wicked you will be Popular.
November 22, 2025 at 7:42 PM
If you bring a box of tissues with you to Wicked you will be Popular.
Terry McMillan wrote a cajun cookbook, "How Stella Got Her Roux Back".
November 15, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Terry McMillan wrote a cajun cookbook, "How Stella Got Her Roux Back".
Eating while you cook is getting high off your own supply.
November 11, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Eating while you cook is getting high off your own supply.
There are no cats in America and the streets are made of cheese!
It’s hard to believe but there was a cartoon about an immigrant mouse and it was seen as totally fine and not controversial and not woke because it was an aspirational and nice thing about America that people could come here and find a better life
November 5, 2025 at 11:23 PM
There are no cats in America and the streets are made of cheese!
Bummer about Dick Cheney at end of his life, he had a change of heart. 
November 4, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Bummer about Dick Cheney at end of his life, he had a change of heart. 
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The two main genres of self-help articles in 2025: “you should become a subsistence farmer so that corporations don’t poison you” and “you should let a magic 8 ball on your computer do everything for you”.
October 12, 2025 at 5:48 PM
The two main genres of self-help articles in 2025: “you should become a subsistence farmer so that corporations don’t poison you” and “you should let a magic 8 ball on your computer do everything for you”.
Reposted by AL Bahmani
“This is not a time to be dismayed, this is punk rock time. This is what Joe Strummer trained you for.”
Henry Rollins
Henry Rollins
December 28, 2024 at 12:16 AM
“This is not a time to be dismayed, this is punk rock time. This is what Joe Strummer trained you for.”
Henry Rollins
Henry Rollins
Living in LA is being in love with someone beautiful, brilliant & angry at you. 
LA tries your patience, nibbles at your sanity with a barrage of annoyances.
You tilt your head, listen & you get a new perspective.
They smile back at you & you remember why you fell in love in the 1st place.
LA tries your patience, nibbles at your sanity with a barrage of annoyances.
You tilt your head, listen & you get a new perspective.
They smile back at you & you remember why you fell in love in the 1st place.
October 12, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Living in LA is being in love with someone beautiful, brilliant & angry at you. 
LA tries your patience, nibbles at your sanity with a barrage of annoyances.
You tilt your head, listen & you get a new perspective.
They smile back at you & you remember why you fell in love in the 1st place.
LA tries your patience, nibbles at your sanity with a barrage of annoyances.
You tilt your head, listen & you get a new perspective.
They smile back at you & you remember why you fell in love in the 1st place.
Small dogs in purses are the original Labubus.
October 12, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Small dogs in purses are the original Labubus.
"Without change, something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken"
This sleeper needs 10 more minutes..
This sleeper needs 10 more minutes..
October 9, 2025 at 7:52 AM
"Without change, something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken"
This sleeper needs 10 more minutes..
This sleeper needs 10 more minutes..
"Don't throw the baby out with the bathwater"
At best, most of us just can't agree, "What part is baby and what part is bathwater?"
At worst, some folks intentionally throw out the baby to save that precious precious bathwater.
At best, most of us just can't agree, "What part is baby and what part is bathwater?"
At worst, some folks intentionally throw out the baby to save that precious precious bathwater.
September 25, 2025 at 6:34 PM
"Don't throw the baby out with the bathwater"
At best, most of us just can't agree, "What part is baby and what part is bathwater?"
At worst, some folks intentionally throw out the baby to save that precious precious bathwater.
At best, most of us just can't agree, "What part is baby and what part is bathwater?"
At worst, some folks intentionally throw out the baby to save that precious precious bathwater.
They're nicknamed Earl Grey, because their tea is delicious.
September 16, 2025 at 5:40 PM
They're nicknamed Earl Grey, because their tea is delicious.
We are all made of stardust and bullshit.
September 10, 2025 at 7:36 AM
We are all made of stardust and bullshit.
"You're a god sir."
Yes, I'm the Roman one that got revealed to be a hand puppet In the early A.D.s.
Yes, I'm the Roman one that got revealed to be a hand puppet In the early A.D.s.
September 9, 2025 at 4:12 PM
"You're a god sir."
Yes, I'm the Roman one that got revealed to be a hand puppet In the early A.D.s.
Yes, I'm the Roman one that got revealed to be a hand puppet In the early A.D.s.
"Too bad no one is going to get your polio jokes."
Give it time I think they will.
Give it time I think they will.
September 4, 2025 at 9:47 PM
"Too bad no one is going to get your polio jokes."
Give it time I think they will.
Give it time I think they will.
Why do I get the feeling that this veterinarian deals with more humans than animals?
September 2, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Why do I get the feeling that this veterinarian deals with more humans than animals?
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Fever and chills hitting R hard. On the plus side, my own fever crashed out quickly. R is a day to a day and a half behind me, and is going to have to get through a remote job interview tomorrow. (Yay for the opportunity, but ugh that sucks.) Reshares help.
Man, the shit keeps piling on.
We are GO for Covid.
If you can throw something my way, anything helps.
gofund.me/2d13a611
We are GO for Covid.
If you can throw something my way, anything helps.
gofund.me/2d13a611
Donate to Rust Needs Your Help to Pay Rent, organized by Rust MacCarthy
Hey kiddos, Rust here.
My regular video editing and other freelance clients are cu… Rust MacCarthy needs your support for Rust Needs Your Help to Pay Rent
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July 30, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Fever and chills hitting R hard. On the plus side, my own fever crashed out quickly. R is a day to a day and a half behind me, and is going to have to get through a remote job interview tomorrow. (Yay for the opportunity, but ugh that sucks.) Reshares help.
It's an app for birdwatchers in Philadelphia.
It's called Go Birds!
I will see myself out now.
It's called Go Birds!
I will see myself out now.
July 28, 2025 at 6:01 PM
It's an app for birdwatchers in Philadelphia.
It's called Go Birds!
I will see myself out now.
It's called Go Birds!
I will see myself out now.
It's a dating app for puppets called "No Strings Attached".
July 18, 2025 at 6:56 AM
It's a dating app for puppets called "No Strings Attached".
"Gun fire or fireworks?"
What is my least favorite pop quiz?
What is my least favorite pop quiz?
July 8, 2025 at 4:07 AM
"Gun fire or fireworks?"
What is my least favorite pop quiz?
What is my least favorite pop quiz?
Michael Madsen has passed away, Uma Thurman wanted for questioning.
July 4, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Michael Madsen has passed away, Uma Thurman wanted for questioning.
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We need to talk about how many 80s & 90s movies involved child endangerment as a big part of the plotline
July 3, 2025 at 6:18 AM
We need to talk about how many 80s & 90s movies involved child endangerment as a big part of the plotline
Another hoarder battle cry!
You just never know.
June 30, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Another hoarder battle cry!