AL Bahmani
@albahmani.bsky.social
Shiny, Happy Darkness!
Stand-up comedy from a comfortable place, the fetal position.
Stand-up comedy from a comfortable place, the fetal position.
Why would a gorilla fight 100 men?
They stole thier kitten.
Now they have to get it back.
With the right motivation the right gorilla would fight 100 men, to the death.
Koko's Bad Ass Vengeance. That's the #elevatorpitch.
They stole thier kitten.
Now they have to get it back.
With the right motivation the right gorilla would fight 100 men, to the death.
Koko's Bad Ass Vengeance. That's the #elevatorpitch.
May 4, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Why would a gorilla fight 100 men?
They stole thier kitten.
Now they have to get it back.
With the right motivation the right gorilla would fight 100 men, to the death.
Koko's Bad Ass Vengeance. That's the #elevatorpitch.
They stole thier kitten.
Now they have to get it back.
With the right motivation the right gorilla would fight 100 men, to the death.
Koko's Bad Ass Vengeance. That's the #elevatorpitch.
Ever since Nixon tied the US $ off of oil, I feel our economy is based on poisoning tomorrow for today.
Gold standard. It's moving backwards.
Crypto? Not feeling it.
If it were up to me, we'd be cheese based.
It's strong, even if it crashes, we good. We got something to eat.
Our feelings.
Gold standard. It's moving backwards.
Crypto? Not feeling it.
If it were up to me, we'd be cheese based.
It's strong, even if it crashes, we good. We got something to eat.
Our feelings.
March 20, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Ever since Nixon tied the US $ off of oil, I feel our economy is based on poisoning tomorrow for today.
Gold standard. It's moving backwards.
Crypto? Not feeling it.
If it were up to me, we'd be cheese based.
It's strong, even if it crashes, we good. We got something to eat.
Our feelings.
Gold standard. It's moving backwards.
Crypto? Not feeling it.
If it were up to me, we'd be cheese based.
It's strong, even if it crashes, we good. We got something to eat.
Our feelings.
We need a Jonas Salk film.
He stopped polio a disease that disabled & ended folks.
We get Sorkin to write, Spielberg to direct & Timothée Chalamet play him.
Bring on the iron lung popcorn buckets!
"Fine polio joke you got there. Too bad people won't get it."
Give it time I think they will.
He stopped polio a disease that disabled & ended folks.
We get Sorkin to write, Spielberg to direct & Timothée Chalamet play him.
Bring on the iron lung popcorn buckets!
"Fine polio joke you got there. Too bad people won't get it."
Give it time I think they will.
February 13, 2025 at 6:37 PM
We need a Jonas Salk film.
He stopped polio a disease that disabled & ended folks.
We get Sorkin to write, Spielberg to direct & Timothée Chalamet play him.
Bring on the iron lung popcorn buckets!
"Fine polio joke you got there. Too bad people won't get it."
Give it time I think they will.
He stopped polio a disease that disabled & ended folks.
We get Sorkin to write, Spielberg to direct & Timothée Chalamet play him.
Bring on the iron lung popcorn buckets!
"Fine polio joke you got there. Too bad people won't get it."
Give it time I think they will.