I’M A POLLINATOR I scream as I slip and tumble down a hill, a beer in each hand
October 30, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I’M A POLLINATOR I scream as I slip and tumble down a hill, a beer in each hand
I can’t believe we’re at the ‘being nostalgic about old versions of ChatGPT’ bit of history
August 16, 2025 at 7:41 AM
I can’t believe we’re at the ‘being nostalgic about old versions of ChatGPT’ bit of history
Do you think Bond ever uses EAP
July 15, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Do you think Bond ever uses EAP
A sudden sense of loss of community as the trial ends. I find myself edging towards a true crime Facebook group to keep mulling over the verdict with other followers. Followers that will one day betray me, and stand in the witness box to testify against me oh yeah okay I see how this happens
July 7, 2025 at 6:49 AM
A sudden sense of loss of community as the trial ends. I find myself edging towards a true crime Facebook group to keep mulling over the verdict with other followers. Followers that will one day betray me, and stand in the witness box to testify against me oh yeah okay I see how this happens
The main time I need to see what’s in my fridge is when I’m in the supermarket. Why can’t I see what’s in my fridge when I’m at the supermarket
July 4, 2025 at 4:26 AM
The main time I need to see what’s in my fridge is when I’m in the supermarket. Why can’t I see what’s in my fridge when I’m at the supermarket
Found myself thinking ‘wow, it feels like Trump hasn’t done anything too insane lately, forgetting I’d cut myself off from every channel by which I’d be forced to listen to such insanity
May 16, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Found myself thinking ‘wow, it feels like Trump hasn’t done anything too insane lately, forgetting I’d cut myself off from every channel by which I’d be forced to listen to such insanity
I want Penny Wong to be my hype man
May 3, 2025 at 11:57 AM
I want Penny Wong to be my hype man
I recently deleted all the phone games off my phone and it’s really freed up my time to work on a series of other compulsive and addictive behaviours
March 25, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I recently deleted all the phone games off my phone and it’s really freed up my time to work on a series of other compulsive and addictive behaviours
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Just over a week till this nonsense occurs at Howler in Brunswick. Just a grand assortment of folk. Tickets here: t.ly/ibF6I
February 21, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Just over a week till this nonsense occurs at Howler in Brunswick. Just a grand assortment of folk. Tickets here: t.ly/ibF6I
Just over a week till this nonsense occurs at Howler in Brunswick. Just a grand assortment of folk. Tickets here: t.ly/ibF6I
February 21, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Just over a week till this nonsense occurs at Howler in Brunswick. Just a grand assortment of folk. Tickets here: t.ly/ibF6I
Tuesday March 4 at Howler! See @charlewincomedy.bsky.social Josh Ladgrove, @maddyweeks.bsky.social @benji metha and more decide whether space is the place (for regulation). Tix at moshtix! 🥊
February 7, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Tuesday March 4 at Howler! See @charlewincomedy.bsky.social Josh Ladgrove, @maddyweeks.bsky.social @benji metha and more decide whether space is the place (for regulation). Tix at moshtix! 🥊
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Deactivated Instagram, Threads, and, after nearly 20 years, FB. After I’m confident of my backups they’ll be deleted. I’ll be weening myself off Messenger and WhatsApp next. Zuck’s lost the plot and my business. I can choose to not be a cog in an unjust, unethical, and immoral machine. Facts matter.
January 27, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Deactivated Instagram, Threads, and, after nearly 20 years, FB. After I’m confident of my backups they’ll be deleted. I’ll be weening myself off Messenger and WhatsApp next. Zuck’s lost the plot and my business. I can choose to not be a cog in an unjust, unethical, and immoral machine. Facts matter.
To be fair, Musk doing sig heil salute is the most efficient way to make Nazism daggy
January 21, 2025 at 10:48 AM
To be fair, Musk doing sig heil salute is the most efficient way to make Nazism daggy
The beauty of being a global citizen is having the opportunity to imbibe the products of the world’s best story tellers without knowing them well enough to find out about all the people they misrepresented on the way
December 16, 2024 at 2:21 PM
The beauty of being a global citizen is having the opportunity to imbibe the products of the world’s best story tellers without knowing them well enough to find out about all the people they misrepresented on the way
Giving my cat the cold shoulder as pennance for bringing a moth into my bedroom at 5am in the world’s most pointless effort at behavioural conditioning
November 28, 2024 at 11:13 PM
Giving my cat the cold shoulder as pennance for bringing a moth into my bedroom at 5am in the world’s most pointless effort at behavioural conditioning
If golfers were any good they wouldn’t need cleared grasslands to play their game. They could play in a forest. Being able to see where the hole is? That’s golf on Childs mode.
November 27, 2024 at 7:30 AM
If golfers were any good they wouldn’t need cleared grasslands to play their game. They could play in a forest. Being able to see where the hole is? That’s golf on Childs mode.
Me: working on a speech for tomorrow night I’ve had over 6 months to prepare for and absolutely refused
‘This is awesome why don’t I write more science comedy’
‘This is awesome why don’t I write more science comedy’
November 22, 2024 at 2:24 AM
Me: working on a speech for tomorrow night I’ve had over 6 months to prepare for and absolutely refused
‘This is awesome why don’t I write more science comedy’
‘This is awesome why don’t I write more science comedy’
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I’m Thom Yorke and if you’re looking for an “okay computer” you can’t go past a Dell Inspiron 15 Laptop. It’s basically fine
October 3, 2024 at 10:40 PM
I’m Thom Yorke and if you’re looking for an “okay computer” you can’t go past a Dell Inspiron 15 Laptop. It’s basically fine
‘Breaking his silence’ is such an extra way to say ‘said’
October 2, 2024 at 10:16 PM
‘Breaking his silence’ is such an extra way to say ‘said’
Getting Fyre Festival tickets for my secret Santa this year
August 24, 2023 at 10:29 PM
Getting Fyre Festival tickets for my secret Santa this year
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every poster thinks they are casually sharing their passing thoughts; every replier thinks they are critiquing a manifesto
July 31, 2023 at 2:09 PM
every poster thinks they are casually sharing their passing thoughts; every replier thinks they are critiquing a manifesto