Alan Hoffmann
@alanhoffmann.bsky.social
Professional English teacher. Dad. Coffee addict. Occasional writer. Chaotic reader. Turbulent advocate. He/His/Him
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Alan Hoffmann
@alanhoffmann.bsky.social
· Jan 15
Coke Zero: Exquisite. Ambrosia. The pinnacle of human innovation.
Pepsi Zero: Trash. An abomination. The Cybertruck of beverages.
Pepsi Zero: Trash. An abomination. The Cybertruck of beverages.
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What's a shame is if Darnold doesn't throw four picks this is probably a ten point Seahawks lead at the two minute warning
November 16, 2025 at 11:54 PM
What's a shame is if Darnold doesn't throw four picks this is probably a ten point Seahawks lead at the two minute warning
Ok, but winning this 27-21 by kicking nine field goals would be peak Seahawks.
November 16, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Ok, but winning this 27-21 by kicking nine field goals would be peak Seahawks.
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No wonder Coby Bryant is such a household name in LA
November 16, 2025 at 10:41 PM
No wonder Coby Bryant is such a household name in LA
Huge takeaway!!!
November 16, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Huge takeaway!!!
Have we not heard of crossing routes?
November 16, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Have we not heard of crossing routes?
Not even all that upset. Took them four cracks from the three to score. Defense is fine.
November 16, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Not even all that upset. Took them four cracks from the three to score. Defense is fine.
Don’t throw off your back foot.
November 16, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Don’t throw off your back foot.
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Fourth-down pass incomplete. Belated ball-don't-lie moment for that ridiculous penalty on Spoon.
November 16, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Fourth-down pass incomplete. Belated ball-don't-lie moment for that ridiculous penalty on Spoon.
Oh, it’s going to be one of those games.
November 16, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Oh, it’s going to be one of those games.
I generally don’t like black uniforms, but these Rams ones are dope.
November 16, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I generally don’t like black uniforms, but these Rams ones are dope.
Today, I put a hold on a library book while checking out another, and then realized I recently bought a 1,200 page book from one of my favorite authors, and I could have started that instead.
November 13, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Today, I put a hold on a library book while checking out another, and then realized I recently bought a 1,200 page book from one of my favorite authors, and I could have started that instead.
Could we not turn the ball over following a stop this time?
November 9, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Could we not turn the ball over following a stop this time?
Well, I don’t like this.
November 9, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Well, I don’t like this.
Me, remembering that @mingemi.bsky.social wrote an article at the beginning of the season suggesting that the Sharks might be good while I watch them destroy the Kraken:
a man in a striped shirt is talking in a kitchen and saying i don t know what i expected .
Alt: GIF from Arrested Development, Michael Bluth says, “I don’t know what I expected.
media.tenor.com
November 6, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Me, remembering that @mingemi.bsky.social wrote an article at the beginning of the season suggesting that the Sharks might be good while I watch them destroy the Kraken:
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Folks is Seattle the government cause they’re shutting Washington down tonight
November 3, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Folks is Seattle the government cause they’re shutting Washington down tonight
This is giving me MNF against the Eagles vibes, if you remember that game.
November 3, 2025 at 2:27 AM
This is giving me MNF against the Eagles vibes, if you remember that game.
The Blue Jays The Leafs
🤝
Losing in 7
🤝
Losing in 7
November 2, 2025 at 4:29 AM
The Blue Jays The Leafs
🤝
Losing in 7
🤝
Losing in 7
There is but one that can prevent a Dodgers three-peat:
a baseball player in a purple jersey with the letter s on his helmet
Alt: Julio Rodriguez flips his bat after hitting an absolute tank, much like he will against Ohtani in next year’s World Series.
media.tenor.com
November 2, 2025 at 4:20 AM
There is but one that can prevent a Dodgers three-peat:
A World Series bunt!!
November 2, 2025 at 4:14 AM
A World Series bunt!!
Is there one more twist to the tale?
November 2, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Is there one more twist to the tale?
Will Smith just got jiggy with it and now the Dodgers are three outs away.
November 2, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Will Smith just got jiggy with it and now the Dodgers are three outs away.
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It’s too bad we don’t have A.J. Pierzynski instead of John Smoltz. He could be telling us how amazing it is that no one at the Rogers Centre has gone home yet.
November 2, 2025 at 4:05 AM
It’s too bad we don’t have A.J. Pierzynski instead of John Smoltz. He could be telling us how amazing it is that no one at the Rogers Centre has gone home yet.