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Alan Hoffmann
@alanhoffmann.bsky.social
Professional English teacher. Dad. Coffee addict. Occasional writer. Chaotic reader. Turbulent advocate. He/His/Him
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Coke Zero: Exquisite. Ambrosia. The pinnacle of human innovation.

Pepsi Zero: Trash. An abomination. The Cybertruck of beverages.
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HE DID IT
February 9, 2026 at 3:32 AM
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February 9, 2026 at 3:39 AM
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The Seahawks went undefeated after this happened.
Sam Darnold marked SAFE from “losing the locker room”

Ernest Jones IV marked FUCKING COOL
February 9, 2026 at 4:06 AM
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Drew Lock, Super Bowl champion.
February 9, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Next year, the Seahawks could win the Super Bowl on the Rams field.
February 9, 2026 at 3:43 AM
We are lifting the Lombardi Trophy on San Francisco’s field.

They say haters never prosper, but I mean…this is the dream.
February 9, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Great time for a ref show.
February 9, 2026 at 3:22 AM
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Niners
Niners
Rams
Patriots*

*in the Niners’ house
February 9, 2026 at 3:16 AM
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When the ghost he’s seeing is yours
January 18, 2026 at 3:52 AM
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I would have thrown it deep after that holding call
February 9, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Drake Maye now officially has thrown three touchdowns tonight.
February 9, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Called it at my house!
Stat change: last Seahawks TD is a pick-six now, not a forced fumble/fumble recovery.
February 9, 2026 at 3:10 AM
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Macbeth: SHIT
the bushes were people 😂
February 9, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Not even mad.
February 9, 2026 at 3:08 AM
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Kraft is gonna have the saddest strip mall handjobs tonight
February 9, 2026 at 3:06 AM
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February 9, 2026 at 3:02 AM
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Okay how do I get to watch all my future games in Brazilian
As called in Brazil:
February 9, 2026 at 3:03 AM
WE’RE WINNING THE SUPER BOWL!!! KAW KAW MOTHER FUCKERS!
February 9, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Collinsworth: Drake Maye is starting to feel it!

Drake Maye: /throws an interception to a wide open Julian Love
February 9, 2026 at 2:51 AM
THE CHEATHAWKS RIDE AGAIN!!!
February 9, 2026 at 2:34 AM
AJ Barner sneaking is as an MVP candidate.
February 9, 2026 at 2:31 AM
BARNER!!!
February 9, 2026 at 2:29 AM
The NFL should do a recount of the Coach of the Year voting.
February 9, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Finally a turnover!!!
February 9, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Drake Maye is seeing ghosts.
February 9, 2026 at 2:11 AM