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Alana Wise
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Reporter at NPR. Memelord at heart.
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Antares called in with a question: her friend was having a rough time on dating apps, & she told him not to worry because cuffing season was on the way. Then she wondered…is that true? Is cuffing season real? We find the answer on today’s episode of Explain It to Me. open.spotify.com/episode/2TWi...
Is cuffing season real?
Explain It to Me · Episode
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December 18, 2024 at 11:06 AM
A uniquely American problem: Three people are dead and several more are hospitalized in Wisconsin school shooting. This story will be updated - www.npr.org/2024/12/16/g...
Four people are dead and several more are hospitalized in Wisconsin school shooting
Four victims and the suspected shooter are dead after a shooting at a Wisconsin grade school.
www.npr.org
December 16, 2024 at 7:57 PM
My best friend is on vacation with her man, which like good for her whatever, but what about me? My 20 back to back regurgitated memes and useless takes are getting left in the void
December 15, 2024 at 3:44 AM
I’m up when I’m not supposed to be because I had a nightmare about a rat. I went to watch one of my favorite moments from #AOT when Misaka can’t admit her feelings for Eren then they all party together… now I’m just sad all over again
December 14, 2024 at 12:38 PM
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CNN: “There is a real sense of nervousness and even fear in C-suites across the country.”
December 12, 2024 at 12:50 AM
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UnitedHealth CEO Andrew Witty just sent a memo to staff (leaked to me) hailing late CEO as “one of the good guys” who had “a profoundly positive impact on the lives of so many people.” Witty adds: “He was certainly one of the smartest guys. I think he was one of the best guys.”
December 11, 2024 at 11:15 PM
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The NYPD says it has determined that the gun found in the possession of Luigi Mangione matches casings found at the scene of the shooting.
www.npr.org
December 11, 2024 at 9:00 PM
Mainstream politicians saying “but” when talking about the somewhat popular extraducial killing of a healthcare CEO feels like an important shift.
Warren said the same thing on MSNBC last night
December 11, 2024 at 10:00 PM
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Even as Americans live longer, they spend more of their years in poor health than any other country, a new study shows.

People in the US live with illness for 12.4 years on average – up from 10.9 years in 2000, according to a study published by the American Medical Association
Americans Spend More Years Sick Than Rest of World, Study Finds
Even as Americans live longer, they spend more of their years in poor health than any other country, a new study shows.
www.bloomberg.com
December 11, 2024 at 6:30 PM
Police say gun found with suspect matches casings at UnitedHealthcare CEO crime scene - www.npr.org/2024/12/11/n...
Police say gun found with suspect matches casings at UnitedHealthcare CEO crime scene
The New York police commissioner also said investigators matched Luigi Mangione's fingerprints with those found on items near the scene where the UnitedHealthcare CEO was fatally shot last week.
www.npr.org
December 11, 2024 at 9:47 PM
"While they're busy talking to me, they can't be scamming you. And let's face it, dear, I've got all the time in the world," Daisy says. — A phone company developed an AI 'granny' to beat scammers at their own game, via @npr.org www.npr.org/2024/12/10/n...
A phone company developed an AI 'granny' to beat scammers at their own game
The company behind the scam-baiting granny said the AI technology can keep scammers on the phone for 40 minutes at a time, keeping them away from real people.
www.npr.org
December 10, 2024 at 8:18 PM
Gizelle is better than me because the way Mia tried to disrespect the twins on television? Absolutely not. #RHOP
December 10, 2024 at 2:44 AM
This news cycle feels like a Friday. I’m already ready to hang it up for the weekend
December 10, 2024 at 2:29 AM
Luigi Mangione retweeted messages decrying the "woke mind virus," and appeared supportive of Elon Musk and Peter Thiel — views that seemingly put him at odds with the mythos of a Robin Hood-type figure on a rampage against the wealthy. www.npr.org/2024/12/09/g...
Police arrest 'person of interest' Luigi Mangione in United Healthcare CEO shooting
A 26-year-old man has been arrested in Pennsylvania in connection with the shooting death of United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson in New York City last week.
www.npr.org
December 10, 2024 at 1:04 AM
Suspected UHC CEO shooter Luigi Mangione wrote a review of the Unabomber’s manifesto. “‘Violence never solved anything’ is a statement uttered by cowards and predators.” - www.npr.org/2024/12/09/g...
Police make arrest in healthcare CEO shooting
A man has been arrested in connection with the shooting death of healthcare CEO Brian Thompson.
www.npr.org
December 9, 2024 at 8:29 PM
Angie just said Britni’s hair was slutty and now Britni is crying and so am iiiiiiii 😂😂 #RHOSLC
December 8, 2024 at 4:13 AM
#AbbottElementary is going through casting all the fine men that were just a little too young to be on #Insecure and I have nothing but respect for my girl Quinta.
December 7, 2024 at 2:31 PM
I’m so behind on #AbbottElementary, but the season 3 finale???! “I fixed your light” 🥹🥹😫
a woman is sitting on a pink couch in a room .
Alt: a woman is sitting on a pink couch in a room .
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December 6, 2024 at 12:44 PM
What’s microfeminism? Maybe the next big thing in fighting the patriarchy - my latest for @npr.org www.npr.org/2024/12/04/g...
www.npr.org
December 6, 2024 at 12:31 PM
Just ordered new business cards with my Bluesky in place of a Twitter handle. Locked in for real now lol
December 4, 2024 at 10:33 PM
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Seconding this! I’m a board member and the work Street Sense does is so amazing. Not only does the paper do a great job of covering homelessness in DC, but the vendors we serve get access to resources like housing through us too!
If you’re looking for more journalism to support, you can’t go wrong with Street Sense Media.

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December 3, 2024 at 7:21 PM
no ❤️
As a LaRobyn, this is the best tweet we have ever seen! Bring the Queen of Potomac back for S10! #RHOP
December 1, 2024 at 11:12 PM
On ep 6 of #RHOSLC, and I need Britani to actually get a grip.
December 1, 2024 at 10:57 PM
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Gotta kick off the 🎄 season right!!!

Take it away, DMX!
December 1, 2024 at 2:49 PM
Mind you, my grandma just decided to retire this year at 94 (except she didn’t. She made an entire turkey on her own so we wound up with two), but I don’t know how she’s been doing it all these years.
December 1, 2024 at 10:44 PM