alain smithee
@alainsmi.bsky.social
Boulder-ish, Colorado. The part of it that's in Weld. Still mostly random quips. No refunds.
"we'll get 'em next time!"
Democrats have been fighting for months to address America's healthcare crisis
For the millions who will lose coverage
For people with cancer who won't get the care they need
For working families who can't afford to pay $25K more a year for healthcare
We will keep fighting
For the millions who will lose coverage
For people with cancer who won't get the care they need
For working families who can't afford to pay $25K more a year for healthcare
We will keep fighting
November 10, 2025 at 5:41 PM
"we'll get 'em next time!"
Hard to imagine how they'll ever fully staff the Gestapo while keeping out all the Gravy Seals.
October 20, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Hard to imagine how they'll ever fully staff the Gestapo while keeping out all the Gravy Seals.
Makes them immune to radio jamming en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fiber_o...
Fiber optic drone - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
October 16, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Makes them immune to radio jamming en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fiber_o...
@samfromwendover.bsky.social @thewheatgerm.bsky.social @adamchase.bsky.social sank you fรผr getting Deutsche Bahned! @deutschebahn.com www.youtube.com/shorts/YNxIx...
Bahn Song
YouTube video by Deutsche Bahn
www.youtube.com
October 9, 2025 at 2:16 PM
@samfromwendover.bsky.social @thewheatgerm.bsky.social @adamchase.bsky.social sank you fรผr getting Deutsche Bahned! @deutschebahn.com www.youtube.com/shorts/YNxIx...
Reposted by alain smithee
Semi-regular reminder that a sane country would have already impeached and removed. But then again a sane country wouldnโt have elected a maniac criminal twice in the first place.
September 25, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Semi-regular reminder that a sane country would have already impeached and removed. But then again a sane country wouldnโt have elected a maniac criminal twice in the first place.
With SCOTUS nullifying the 14th Amendment this morning, we can't keep fooling ourselves about the illegitimacy of this entire federal apparatus. Shut it down.
Donโt You Dare: Why Democrats Must Shut It Down
open.substack.com/pub/therickw...
open.substack.com/pub/therickw...
Donโt You Dare: Why Democrats Must Shut It Down
Advice Democrats Won't Take On The Shutdown Fight
open.substack.com
September 8, 2025 at 5:18 PM
With SCOTUS nullifying the 14th Amendment this morning, we can't keep fooling ourselves about the illegitimacy of this entire federal apparatus. Shut it down.
Reposted by alain smithee
The Supreme Court just ruled this meme is constitutional.
September 8, 2025 at 3:59 PM
The Supreme Court just ruled this meme is constitutional.
@kylec.bsky.social Some quiet appreciation for helping out two stations whose hometowns aren't even part of 9NEWS' viewing area. Particularly happy to donate as a former partner of KSUT and knowing their work.
Also, #BringBackTheBeard
Also, #BringBackTheBeard
August 14, 2025 at 12:20 AM
@kylec.bsky.social Some quiet appreciation for helping out two stations whose hometowns aren't even part of 9NEWS' viewing area. Particularly happy to donate as a former partner of KSUT and knowing their work.
Also, #BringBackTheBeard
Also, #BringBackTheBeard
If you're looking for confusion over temperature units, ask any Canadian suburban pool owner what its temperature currently is ๐
July 22, 2025 at 5:22 AM
If you're looking for confusion over temperature units, ask any Canadian suburban pool owner what its temperature currently is ๐
"financial reasons" to cancel a top-rated show... or something wholly predictable
I get it, but the final say on throwing away CBS News' whole brand history is currently in her hands, not his. Ellison is offering $19 a share, PARA is currently trading at $11. (Also guessing Colbert will get tossed within days of that transaction closing, or most likely prior to it)
July 18, 2025 at 1:34 AM
"financial reasons" to cancel a top-rated show... or something wholly predictable
Reposted by alain smithee
Honestly itโs good to know that when a guy who spent decades hanging out with a famous pedophile and is accused of being a pedophile himself spends years hyping up the existence of pedophile files and doesnโt release them, people will only elect him president twice before they get suspicious.
July 13, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Honestly itโs good to know that when a guy who spent decades hanging out with a famous pedophile and is accused of being a pedophile himself spends years hyping up the existence of pedophile files and doesnโt release them, people will only elect him president twice before they get suspicious.
What does history tell us about what a proto-tyrant will do when he has his back truly against the wall? Nothing bad, right?
Right?
Right?
it is my absolute pleasure to share that even the conservative reddit is starting to turn on him
July 13, 2025 at 4:19 AM
What does history tell us about what a proto-tyrant will do when he has his back truly against the wall? Nothing bad, right?
Right?
Right?
It's as if all of the Trumpite "weaponization of government!!" fake talking points during the Biden administration were just to set the stage to undertake this kind of taxpayer-funded revanchist garbage
What a surprise that the Trump admin suddenly comes out with this right when MAGA is fuming about the Epstein fiasco. Quick - look over here!
July 8, 2025 at 11:30 PM
It's as if all of the Trumpite "weaponization of government!!" fake talking points during the Biden administration were just to set the stage to undertake this kind of taxpayer-funded revanchist garbage
With treasuries markets starting to price in the "big beautiful bill", don't fall for the inevitable 2008-recycled "nobody could see this crisis coming" line. A Liz Truss-like bond and currency crisis is entirely foreseeable right now.
July 8, 2025 at 11:28 PM
With treasuries markets starting to price in the "big beautiful bill", don't fall for the inevitable 2008-recycled "nobody could see this crisis coming" line. A Liz Truss-like bond and currency crisis is entirely foreseeable right now.
Welp, guess I'm gone too, then.
June 29, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Welp, guess I'm gone too, then.
Reposted by alain smithee
Trump needs to be removed from office. This is destabilizing the entire world.
He is either a) causing panic in a city of 10 million for no reason, b) preparing to launch a nuclear attack or c) divulging an ally's intent to launch a nuclear attack.
None of this acceptable.
He is either a) causing panic in a city of 10 million for no reason, b) preparing to launch a nuclear attack or c) divulging an ally's intent to launch a nuclear attack.
None of this acceptable.
Trump just posted โEveryone should immediately evacuate Tehran!โ
June 17, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Trump needs to be removed from office. This is destabilizing the entire world.
He is either a) causing panic in a city of 10 million for no reason, b) preparing to launch a nuclear attack or c) divulging an ally's intent to launch a nuclear attack.
None of this acceptable.
He is either a) causing panic in a city of 10 million for no reason, b) preparing to launch a nuclear attack or c) divulging an ally's intent to launch a nuclear attack.
None of this acceptable.
Reposted by alain smithee
matches the $135-to-$499 markup on a UMIDIGI Note 100 5G rebadged into a "T1" (the rear cameras on the "T1" marketing photos have been photoshopped to conceal that it's this exact model) www.aliexpress.us/item/3256808...?
UMIDIGI Note 100 Smartphone,Android 14 Phone,6.8
Smarter Shopping, Better Living! Aliexpress.com
www.aliexpress.us
June 16, 2025 at 5:16 PM
matches the $135-to-$499 markup on a UMIDIGI Note 100 5G rebadged into a "T1" (the rear cameras on the "T1" marketing photos have been photoshopped to conceal that it's this exact model) www.aliexpress.us/item/3256808...?
It's a UMIDIGI Note 100 5G, with poorly-photoshopped rear cameras to throw you off the scent. bsky.app/profile/alai...
June 16, 2025 at 5:09 PM
It's a UMIDIGI Note 100 5G, with poorly-photoshopped rear cameras to throw you off the scent. bsky.app/profile/alai...
Breitbart isn't a reliable source? Tell that to your boss who made them official White House credentialed "press"
June 11, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Breitbart isn't a reliable source? Tell that to your boss who made them official White House credentialed "press"
Reposted by alain smithee
At some point we're going to have to stop asking "when is (insert name) going to step up and say he's gone to far" and realize that maybe they are ok with the president's actions. We must realize that no one is going to swoop in and "save" us, it has to be us... we the people.
Good morning
Good morning
June 11, 2025 at 1:20 PM
At some point we're going to have to stop asking "when is (insert name) going to step up and say he's gone to far" and realize that maybe they are ok with the president's actions. We must realize that no one is going to swoop in and "save" us, it has to be us... we the people.
Good morning
Good morning
waiting for the writeup mandated by your billionaire owner to bothsides this
June 10, 2025 at 12:22 PM
waiting for the writeup mandated by your billionaire owner to bothsides this
I'm sure Alex has supplements that can help with this
June 5, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I'm sure Alex has supplements that can help with this