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alain smithee
@alainsmi.bsky.social
Boulder-ish, Colorado. The part of it that's in Weld. Still mostly random quips. No refunds.
Welp, guess I'm gone too, then.
June 29, 2025 at 11:11 PM
...which time?
June 5, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Here's when this happened, in its original German version
May 9, 2025 at 8:59 PM
January 30, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Closed captioning isn't very kind to you. Might have a word with Crispy Donkey @bianchiweather.bsky.social about it...
January 16, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Old and busted: "basket of deplorables"
New hotness: "contemptible fools"
December 28, 2024 at 7:26 PM
@nexton9news.bsky.social @kylec.bsky.social Now hanging out with Crispy on our tree! (Though I was surprised when I clicked on your PDF's "show hidden pages" button and found the secret access codes to Marshall Z's tie clip stash.)
December 11, 2024 at 12:36 AM
I can't listen to you while working, but I sure can use your videos to keep my desktop from going into screensaver
November 14, 2024 at 4:23 PM