Okay this isn’t funny anymore, I’ll take a job now
December 4, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Okay this isn’t funny anymore, I’ll take a job now
I really wanna thank all of the colleagues who reached out to me when I was laid off on my birthday, but unfortunately, there weren’t any.
September 1, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I really wanna thank all of the colleagues who reached out to me when I was laid off on my birthday, but unfortunately, there weren’t any.
Shocked and embarrassed to find how much a couple fun days in a row at my job can fix me
August 19, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Shocked and embarrassed to find how much a couple fun days in a row at my job can fix me
Superman (2025) is a movie for boob lovers and I don’t really get why but I appreciate it
July 11, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Superman (2025) is a movie for boob lovers and I don’t really get why but I appreciate it
It’s poetic justice that Americans eagerly bought these corporate spyware doorbell cams to “protect themselves from porch pirates,” and now 90% of the videos I see from them online are just the owners falling down.
June 13, 2025 at 3:23 PM
It’s poetic justice that Americans eagerly bought these corporate spyware doorbell cams to “protect themselves from porch pirates,” and now 90% of the videos I see from them online are just the owners falling down.
I love the 5000-word emails from my electric company with subjects like “3 secret tools to lower your bill” and you scroll all the way to the bottom and it’s like “Use less power 😇 Buy new appliances through our affiliate link 😇 Sit in the dark, you little goblin 😇” and the CEO made $80m last year.
May 28, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I love the 5000-word emails from my electric company with subjects like “3 secret tools to lower your bill” and you scroll all the way to the bottom and it’s like “Use less power 😇 Buy new appliances through our affiliate link 😇 Sit in the dark, you little goblin 😇” and the CEO made $80m last year.
When I worked in an Amazon warehouse, people were written up for being late even if it was because the city bus was late. Amazon coordinated with the state to have multiple bus lines add new stops at the warehouse, timed to match its shift schedule.
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May 25, 2025 at 2:06 PM
When I worked in an Amazon warehouse, people were written up for being late even if it was because the city bus was late. Amazon coordinated with the state to have multiple bus lines add new stops at the warehouse, timed to match its shift schedule.
It feels like they should take this year off from reporting on the vague interest in ending daylight savings time. Even if they pass it, it barely feels newsworthy.
April 25, 2025 at 1:55 PM
It feels like they should take this year off from reporting on the vague interest in ending daylight savings time. Even if they pass it, it barely feels newsworthy.
Seeing Bright Eyes live is a great way to see guys who are more bald than me faking it harder than me.
April 19, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Seeing Bright Eyes live is a great way to see guys who are more bald than me faking it harder than me.
I see that the new Mario Kart will have unlockable outfit changes for each character, which means Nintendo has the chance to do the funniest thing of all time rn
April 17, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I see that the new Mario Kart will have unlockable outfit changes for each character, which means Nintendo has the chance to do the funniest thing of all time rn
I predict that within my lifetime some celebrity-owned, ironypilled startup company will release a smartphone brand called Whodis. The ad campaign will be like, “New phone: Whodis!”
March 13, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I predict that within my lifetime some celebrity-owned, ironypilled startup company will release a smartphone brand called Whodis. The ad campaign will be like, “New phone: Whodis!”
Ding dang student loans, man
March 11, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Ding dang student loans, man
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*whiny voice* "I don't want measles! I don't want another great depression!" What happened to being tough. What happened to suffering and dying needlessly
March 11, 2025 at 12:09 AM
*whiny voice* "I don't want measles! I don't want another great depression!" What happened to being tough. What happened to suffering and dying needlessly
Yo I just got a fundraising email from Kamala Harris and Tim walz lol
March 10, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Yo I just got a fundraising email from Kamala Harris and Tim walz lol
Gotta be honest, I dunno if I’m gonna be able to Emerge Tremfyant from this one, bros
February 24, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Gotta be honest, I dunno if I’m gonna be able to Emerge Tremfyant from this one, bros
As a cis white male, it’s shocking what other men will say to me when we’re alone that they obviously wouldn’t say in front of anyone else. I’m shoveling my mom’s driveway and her unfriendly neighbor just told me unprompted that my grandma probably had a heart attack because of the Covid vax.
February 7, 2025 at 6:06 PM
As a cis white male, it’s shocking what other men will say to me when we’re alone that they obviously wouldn’t say in front of anyone else. I’m shoveling my mom’s driveway and her unfriendly neighbor just told me unprompted that my grandma probably had a heart attack because of the Covid vax.
Finally watching The Falcon and The Winter Soldier, and I have a new prediction for big franchises. Soon, they’ll start shooting these things as hybrid movies/series so that there’s a 2-3 hour cut of every title and a 6-8 hour cut for the freaks. Like the One Piece OVAs.
December 30, 2024 at 6:09 PM
Finally watching The Falcon and The Winter Soldier, and I have a new prediction for big franchises. Soon, they’ll start shooting these things as hybrid movies/series so that there’s a 2-3 hour cut of every title and a 6-8 hour cut for the freaks. Like the One Piece OVAs.
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Also yes this. If you don’t run the “are we even civilized any more?” piece when children get shot in their classrooms you forfeit the moral right to run that piece when one health care CEO is killed.
This year alone there were 55 deaths associated with school shootings.
But the CEO.
But the CEO.
The brazen murder of a CEO in Midtown Manhattan—and the cheering reaction to his execution—amounts to a blinking-and-blaring warning signal for a society that has become already too inured to bloodshed, @adriennelaf.bsky.social writes. theatln.tc/ZRcsrreK
December 12, 2024 at 7:45 AM
Also yes this. If you don’t run the “are we even civilized any more?” piece when children get shot in their classrooms you forfeit the moral right to run that piece when one health care CEO is killed.
Okay so who do I call to complain about the FBI offer $50k of OUR MONEY as a reward for for snitching? That is not what I pay taxes for bro.
December 9, 2024 at 10:15 PM
Okay so who do I call to complain about the FBI offer $50k of OUR MONEY as a reward for for snitching? That is not what I pay taxes for bro.
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RIP to all the grandmas dying to their dipshit grandsons' AI stuffing recipes
November 29, 2024 at 2:42 AM
RIP to all the grandmas dying to their dipshit grandsons' AI stuffing recipes
Political anxiety got my ass doing burpees smh
November 7, 2024 at 7:42 PM
Political anxiety got my ass doing burpees smh
Not too long ago everyone had their “I voted” stickers on winter jackets, now we’re all out here in t-shirts, and the two main party candidates both want to expand fracking.
November 5, 2024 at 3:06 PM
Not too long ago everyone had their “I voted” stickers on winter jackets, now we’re all out here in t-shirts, and the two main party candidates both want to expand fracking.
To become somebody’s boss, you need to be way too comfortable describing them as lazy. Couldn’t be me. It would take so much for me to say that about someone.
October 12, 2024 at 2:56 PM
To become somebody’s boss, you need to be way too comfortable describing them as lazy. Couldn’t be me. It would take so much for me to say that about someone.
It’s crazy cause I feel like I’m guilty of this sometimes, like I think about this a lot, but even then I’m thinking about how there are centuries of recorded art behind me and I could never possibly consume it all. Why turn to AI anything??
September 19, 2024 at 1:41 PM
It’s crazy cause I feel like I’m guilty of this sometimes, like I think about this a lot, but even then I’m thinking about how there are centuries of recorded art behind me and I could never possibly consume it all. Why turn to AI anything??