Obviously we (men) have to call each other out on crap like this, but another small scale thing we should all do is spread the word when a guy acts differently around other men. Make them understand that they can’t automatically trust all men. Being a piece of shit is a completely separate thing.

She’s in the hospital right now Gary, go fuck yourself.

The marketing could work - pop culture film buffs will think of it like watching the LOTR extended editions, but their SOs won’t get FOMO. It’ll generate a lot of social media chatter too. When a casual watches the 8-hour Grogu show they’ll get bragging rights.

They’ll get the die-hards twice if they make em go to theaters first for the big premiere, then come back a month later for the extended cut. They’ll be able to retain casuals who don’t want to binge, without completely giving up all their streaming investment.

My solace is imagining that the snitch really doesn’t want people to know they snitched, but their coworkers obviously know, and the coworkers all blackmail the snitch for more than $50k to keep quiet. Imagine the bullying we could accomplish if the snitch was publicly identified.

If you’re in Altoona tonight do the right thing and get Wendy’s.