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Please keep an eye on me, y'all. I'm not right.
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It's a good thing President Obama killed Osama Bin Laden because otherwise Trump would be inviting him to the White House for some goddamn hors d'oeuvres
November 19, 2025 at 11:49 PM
It's a good thing President Obama killed Osama Bin Laden because otherwise Trump would be inviting him to the White House for some goddamn hors d'oeuvres
It sounds good, & I'm always happy to see 🍊 bozos get their asses handed to them bc they are stupid & inept, but if you don't think there's a massive effort to scrub, delete, redact, & just generally fuck with the integrity of these documents before they come out, I have a bridge you might like.
November 18, 2025 at 8:51 PM
It sounds good, & I'm always happy to see 🍊 bozos get their asses handed to them bc they are stupid & inept, but if you don't think there's a massive effort to scrub, delete, redact, & just generally fuck with the integrity of these documents before they come out, I have a bridge you might like.
Trying to find something that tickles me more today than this opinion in which a Trump-appointed judge spells out how Abbott f***ed himself over the gerrymander this year, but I don't think I will!
Here is the federal district court's 2–1 ruling, authored by a very conservative Trump appointee, striking down Texas' new Republican gerrymander on the grounds that it unlawfully discriminates against racial minorities. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
November 18, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Trying to find something that tickles me more today than this opinion in which a Trump-appointed judge spells out how Abbott f***ed himself over the gerrymander this year, but I don't think I will!
Yo, U of Miami Law School! I hope most of your grads are smarter than this...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/17/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/17/u...
Judge Says Justice Dept. May Have Committed Misconduct in Comey Case
www.nytimes.com
November 17, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Yo, U of Miami Law School! I hope most of your grads are smarter than this...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/17/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/17/u...
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Can the next please dear God can the next interviewer ask MTG about oh I don’t know January 6th etc before we keep pretending she found politics Jesus
November 16, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Can the next please dear God can the next interviewer ask MTG about oh I don’t know January 6th etc before we keep pretending she found politics Jesus
I put these sticky things in my plants to catch mosquitoes and I thought I was being so clever but I KILLED A TINY GECKO!!!! I AM DISTRAUGHT!!!!!
a drawing of a black cat with tears coming out of its eyes and the words mern written above it
ALT: a drawing of a black cat with tears coming out of its eyes and the words mern written above it
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I put these sticky things in my plants to catch mosquitoes and I thought I was being so clever but I KILLED A TINY GECKO!!!! I AM DISTRAUGHT!!!!!
You know that an attorney general takes her work very seriously when she posts about it on social media. 🙄
In normal times, it would be a major scandal for the President to direct his AG to criminally investigate his political opponents to deflect from his own involvement in a major scandal — and for the AG to immediately announce she is doing it. The Epstein scandal and cover up just got even bigger.
November 15, 2025 at 1:28 AM
You know that an attorney general takes her work very seriously when she posts about it on social media. 🙄
Oh, and y'all?
Melania knew, too.
(Photo from Getty)
Melania knew, too.
(Photo from Getty)
November 14, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Oh, and y'all?
Melania knew, too.
(Photo from Getty)
Melania knew, too.
(Photo from Getty)
And not one single woman is surprised by it.
My takeaway from every new Epstein revelation is that some powerful people victimized many powerless young women, many more knew, some actively enabled it--and we're still being told that MeToo and accountability for sexual violence have gone too far
November 13, 2025 at 4:58 PM
And not one single woman is surprised by it.
If kids got raped by clowns as often as they get raped by preachers it would be against the law to take your kids to the circus.
www.joemygod.com/2025/11/colo...
www.joemygod.com/2025/11/colo...
Colorado Pastor Charged With Sexual Assault Of Minor - Joe.My.God.
Denver’s CBS affiliate reports: Fort Collins police have arrested Matthew McGinley, 30, accusing the former worship pastor and teacher of sexual assault of a minor by a person in a position of trust. ...
www.joemygod.com
November 13, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I mean, we all knew this was coming, right?
Jack Schlossberg, the grandson of John F. Kennedy, said he would run for the congressional seat being vacated by Representative Jerrold Nadler.
November 12, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I mean, we all knew this was coming, right?
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Paid a Colombian tea grower $1,500 for a shipment. Got billed $150 by the Trump administration at the border. *I* got billed. Not the tea growers. Not the Colombian government. Me. The American business owner. I paid the Trump tax.
November 12, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Paid a Colombian tea grower $1,500 for a shipment. Got billed $150 by the Trump administration at the border. *I* got billed. Not the tea growers. Not the Colombian government. Me. The American business owner. I paid the Trump tax.
OH MY GOD, NEW YORK! IT'S TIME TO CHUCK CHUCK!
November 10, 2025 at 5:15 PM
OH MY GOD, NEW YORK! IT'S TIME TO CHUCK CHUCK!
That's a wrap on the 30th anniversary @texasbookfest.bsky.social! Thanks to all of the amazing volunteers, and the great authors & moderators. It was a wonderful weekend. See y'all next year!! (My feet should have recovered by then!)
November 10, 2025 at 12:44 AM
That's a wrap on the 30th anniversary @texasbookfest.bsky.social! Thanks to all of the amazing volunteers, and the great authors & moderators. It was a wonderful weekend. See y'all next year!! (My feet should have recovered by then!)
Day 2 of Texas Book Festival is today! Join us at the Capitol!
(Sadly, a few authors were forced to cancel due to airport delays. You can see the cancellations here: texasbookfestival.org/festival/202...)
(Sadly, a few authors were forced to cancel due to airport delays. You can see the cancellations here: texasbookfestival.org/festival/202...)
2025 Schedule Updates – Texas Book Festival
texasbookfestival.org
November 9, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Day 2 of Texas Book Festival is today! Join us at the Capitol!
(Sadly, a few authors were forced to cancel due to airport delays. You can see the cancellations here: texasbookfestival.org/festival/202...)
(Sadly, a few authors were forced to cancel due to airport delays. You can see the cancellations here: texasbookfestival.org/festival/202...)
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My little king of the jungle.
November 5, 2025 at 5:04 PM
My little king of the jungle.
Yes. Everyone knows how state of the art bathrooms were in 1865.
sure, you might not be able to eat or go to the doctor, but check out how nice Trump's new marble shitter is
November 1, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Yes. Everyone knows how state of the art bathrooms were in 1865.
First Raynaud's episode of the season - it's finally fall!
October 31, 2025 at 1:38 PM
First Raynaud's episode of the season - it's finally fall!
Trump knows damn well he's not going to live to see a third term. We need to stop talking about this.
October 29, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Trump knows damn well he's not going to live to see a third term. We need to stop talking about this.
Here's a list of companies that make tear gas & where they are located. I wonder which of them are supplying the government? Anyone know?
www.thomasnet.com/suppliers/di...
www.thomasnet.com/suppliers/di...
www.thomasnet.com
October 28, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Here's a list of companies that make tear gas & where they are located. I wonder which of them are supplying the government? Anyone know?
www.thomasnet.com/suppliers/di...
www.thomasnet.com/suppliers/di...
October 27, 2025 at 10:42 PM
After a month in my new neighborhood, I can confidently say that the I-35 & Parmer intersection is one of the worst I've ever encountered - and I used to live in NJ.
October 27, 2025 at 7:09 PM
After a month in my new neighborhood, I can confidently say that the I-35 & Parmer intersection is one of the worst I've ever encountered - and I used to live in NJ.