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just another menace here for friendship and nonsense #chaotic_oops
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A rare interview with the creators of the always-funny, always-brilliant, and *usually*-sexy—or occasionally anti-sexy—OGLAF!

Cooper has kept a low profile over the years, but is legitimately one of the very best artists in comics today. Read OGLAF if you're old enough to drive!
Talking Oglaf with Trudy Cooper and Doug Bayne: 'We'd stay up all night drawing stuff to make each other laugh' - The Comics Journal
Other than some time off every year for Christmas, Trudy Cooper and Doug Bayne have delivered a new Oglaf comic, skewering fantasy tropes with absolutely not safe for work humor, every week since 2008...
www.tcj.com
November 10, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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I'm setting up an etsy shop! I am hoping this might be a good way for folks to see what is available and be easier to bring some of these guys to your home!

apothecult.etsy.com
apothecult.etsy.com
November 10, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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I made my first listing!! I'm so excited for my lil Etsy journey 🤗 check it out and lemme know what you think!! (Be nice pls) apothecult.etsy.com
apothecult.etsy.com
November 11, 2025 at 1:33 AM
ugh, do I need to read Ice Planet Barbarians?
November 11, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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there should be something like a period pain simulator but for the adhd brain. i need the nt ppl in my life to know what this shit actually does to me on a daily basis
November 8, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I declare
with all my might
an orange face man
shall croak tonight
♊️ Your words have incredible power right now, and speaking from the heart will create the breakthrough you've been waiting for. When you drop the polite script and share what you're really thinking, someone finally gets it and actually starts paying attention.
Gemini Daily Horoscope
November 6, 2025
www.astrolis.com
November 6, 2025 at 9:51 PM
like the easter island statues
a nice crispy head of lettuce always gets me wondering what that body was like
November 6, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
November 6, 2025 at 8:09 PM
my shoulders hurt, my hips hurt, my mind hurts, my
November 6, 2025 at 1:36 AM
new depression cure just dropped
November 5, 2025 at 6:44 PM
<OPT + CMD + ESC> MOON
November 5, 2025 at 11:54 AM
MOON'S HAUNTED
November 5, 2025 at 11:52 AM
MOON MAKING COMPUTER CRASH ?!!
♊️ The Full Moon whispers "slow down," and you know what, it's absolutely right. This is your moment to pull the plug on all that emotional multitasking and breathe into the beautiful space that opens up when you stop forcing everything.
Gemini Daily Horoscope
November 5, 2025
www.astrolis.com
November 5, 2025 at 11:52 AM
COMPUTER KEEPS CRASHING

ME CRASHING TOO
November 5, 2025 at 11:51 AM
the sleepytime cult's finest work, in my opinion
November 4, 2025 at 9:00 AM
does anyone wanna come over and regulate my prefrontal cortex
November 4, 2025 at 8:53 AM
I MISS ICE SKATING
November 4, 2025 at 6:15 AM
love working overnight to meet freelance deadlines after another multi-day long covid crash!
November 4, 2025 at 5:18 AM
went to scratch my nose and nearly performed a transorbital lobotomy, they cute tho
November 1, 2025 at 3:20 PM
guess my costume
November 1, 2025 at 3:18 PM
how do people without cats even manage to poop unaccompanied??
October 31, 2025 at 12:49 PM
hallowed be thy weeeeeen
October 31, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Gemini, ISFP, 7w6
October 31, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Another word I dislike for quality of sound and mouthfeel: "microfiche"
October 30, 2025 at 4:00 AM
i frew up
October 30, 2025 at 12:27 AM