give me Guinness and give me death
@aguinnessplease.bsky.social
just another menace here for friendship and nonsense #chaotic_oops
you cannot sleep when enemies are nearby
November 14, 2025 at 1:31 PM
you cannot sleep when enemies are nearby
UH OH
November 14, 2025 at 4:13 AM
UH OH
shh, guys be quiet, the face in the tree outside my window is trying to sleep
November 13, 2025 at 11:03 AM
shh, guys be quiet, the face in the tree outside my window is trying to sleep
new depression cure just dropped
November 5, 2025 at 6:44 PM
new depression cure just dropped
the sleepytime cult's finest work, in my opinion
November 4, 2025 at 9:00 AM
the sleepytime cult's finest work, in my opinion
went to scratch my nose and nearly performed a transorbital lobotomy, they cute tho
November 1, 2025 at 3:20 PM
went to scratch my nose and nearly performed a transorbital lobotomy, they cute tho
guess my costume
November 1, 2025 at 3:18 PM
guess my costume
Nice
October 22, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Nice
Did you have any trouble transferring your library from Spotify? This is my third attempt and I'm wondering if I need to try in the wee hours of the morning or some such
October 22, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Did you have any trouble transferring your library from Spotify? This is my third attempt and I'm wondering if I need to try in the wee hours of the morning or some such
I just saw this, what are we supposed to doooo
October 20, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I just saw this, what are we supposed to doooo
we need a new version of this map
October 15, 2025 at 12:58 AM
we need a new version of this map
they said you look like an owl
October 15, 2025 at 12:53 AM
they said you look like an owl
EARACHE
October 10, 2025 at 2:05 AM
EARACHE
right!? I also thought recluses and black widows were the only guys I should actually worry about and the rest is just my phobia at play, NOPE
October 7, 2025 at 3:38 PM
right!? I also thought recluses and black widows were the only guys I should actually worry about and the rest is just my phobia at play, NOPE
incredible news, everyone
October 5, 2025 at 10:12 PM
incredible news, everyone
It wasn't supposed to be Jane Goodall!
October 1, 2025 at 6:12 PM
It wasn't supposed to be Jane Goodall!
I nutted in his mouth so the squirrels would kiss him
October 1, 2025 at 8:11 AM
I nutted in his mouth so the squirrels would kiss him
I went for a sunrise swim at Walden pond to cryofreeze my bones
September 29, 2025 at 11:18 AM
I went for a sunrise swim at Walden pond to cryofreeze my bones
September 23, 2025 at 12:02 PM
wine drunk and watching Blythe Spirit
September 13, 2025 at 9:04 PM
wine drunk and watching Blythe Spirit
mentally, spiritually, emotionally, metaphysically, I'm still at the michael romance show
September 12, 2025 at 3:27 PM
mentally, spiritually, emotionally, metaphysically, I'm still at the michael romance show
the urge to pull an Astraea right now
September 11, 2025 at 12:07 PM
the urge to pull an Astraea right now
these flavored electrolyte packets are getting out of hand
September 10, 2025 at 2:38 PM
these flavored electrolyte packets are getting out of hand